Tetris

**Qalbert** · 2014-09-30 11:35

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2014/09/30/tetris-movie/

Threshold Entertainment has teamed up with the Tetris Company to develop a live-action film based on the game. While no directors or cast are attached to the film yet, there is a story in place.

“It’s a very big, epic sci-fi movie,” Threshold’s CEO Larry Kasanoff tells Speakeasy exclusively. “This isn’t a movie with a bunch of lines running around the page. We’re not giving feet to the geometric shapes.”

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**Corrderio** · 2014-09-30 11:44

...how....what....but....

Fuck it. I give up. We have hit the bottom of the goddamn barrel at this point.

**ronin sparthos** · 2014-09-30 12:06

One generic hero must save the galaxy and get the girl from evil Soviet-themed aliens by playing Tetris.

**Lyall** · 2014-09-30 12:17

http://tetrisow-a.akamaihd.net/data4...ry/img_023.jpg

**Correction** · 2014-09-30 17:29

**Fhloston** · 2014-09-30 19:36

"Starring Gwyneth Paltrow as Long Piece"

**Katlan** · 2014-09-30 20:29

wtf is this shit

**NotGreyheim** · 2014-10-01 00:25

OH COME ON

**Uzor** · 2014-10-01 08:36

I bet the movie will be about an alien invasion and mankind will be forced to build the perfect wall with various geometrical shapes from space junk.

So excite.

Not.

Edit: Let's not forget about the impending game adaptation based on the movie based on the game.

**ronin sparthos** · 2014-10-01 09:41

Originally Posted by Uzor

I bet the movie will be about an alien invasion and mankind will be forced to build the perfect wall with various geometrical shapes from space junk.

So excite.

Not.

Edit: Let's not forget about the impending game adaptation based on the movie based on the game.

I can't wait for the dimly let briefing room where stuffy old guys seriously discuss the defense strategy of using Tetris pieces to defend the human race.

"Sir, they seem to coated in a quasi-polymer, hyper-durable prismatic alloy. When linked together in chains they form a nano-mesh that resists kinetic energy! This is amazing, it completely rewrites the face of modern physics!"

"How long until they're operational?"

"4 hours sir, we've already got our best people on it."

"God, save us all."

**Scythiroth** · 2014-10-01 11:17

Does this mean a Pong movie is coming next?

**Seravi Edalborez** · 2014-10-01 20:27

What, no "this is gonna be a real blockbuster" puns yet?

**shidobu** · 2014-10-01 20:29

Originally Posted by Seravi Edalborez

What, no "this is gonna be a real blockbuster" puns yet?

8/10 did chuckle

**NotGreyheim** · 2016-06-28 14:33

Tetris gets trilogy as story 'too big' to fit into single film

No, it's not The Onion.

No one has come remotely close to figuring out what we’re doing

**Alistaire** · 2016-06-28 21:59

Originally Posted by NotGreyheim

No one has come remotely close to figuring out what we’re doing

That includes the people making this.

**Zetanio** · 2016-06-28 22:23

Will they name them Tetris A, B and C.

If so, it's fite time.

**Iono** · 2016-06-28 22:28

If it's too big to fit, then wouldn't it be game over? Fucking tetris can't even follow tetris rules

**Zeb** · 2016-06-28 22:44

They should just increase the speed of the movie until it's impossible to follow.

**Karbuncle** · 2016-06-28 23:04

Originally Posted by Zeb

They should just increase the speed of the movie until it's impossible to follow.

gradually over the course of the movie, the speed increases until its so fast the entire "third" movie plays in the last 5 minutes.

**Alistaire** · 2016-06-29 03:48

Originally Posted by Zeb

They should just increase the speed of the movie until it's impossible to follow.

They should make it an all female cast so they can blame the patriarchy when it bombs.

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