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    That's not normal for a pit bull....

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    There's a lot unusual about the story, but the dog isn't really what I'd flag. If I was a dog and someone tried to put a sweater on me in Florida, I'd probably go batshit and try to bite everyone too. "Fuck you guys! I have fur! I'm hot 10 months out of the year and now you're trying to put a sweater on me? *bitebitebite*"

    So yeah:
    * Putting a sweater on a dog
    * Putting a sweater on a dog in Florida
    * Putting a sweater on a dog named Scarface in Florida
    * Woman 6 years older than husband
    * 22yr old tries to calm the dog with head/neck stabs
    * Nonlethal police response to a raging pit bull
    * Pit bull gets hit with a traq and still has enough energy left to break into the house

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    Honestly i suspect animal abuse. The very reason pit bulls have their reputation is because of their fierce loyalty to their humans... so i find it hard to believe one would turn on its humans without some sort of abuse. Not counting the sweater.

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    How ugly of a sweater are we talkin here.

    Was it some godawful Christmas thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    There was a stabbing at a Walgreens in my town today and the victim died from her wounds. It's actually the same store I worked at when I was in college years ago. The poor girl was an employee there, and to give it that perfect Florida twist, was the niece of rapper T-Pain.
    The body of the murderer was found tonight, in the woods, less than 3 blocks from the Walgreens where the stabbing took place. It appears to have been a suicide. No indication yet from the news how long the body has been there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    The body of the murderer was found tonight, in the woods, less than 3 blocks from the Walgreens where the stabbing took place. It appears to have been a suicide. No indication yet from the news how long the body has been there.
    wtf is wrong with tally sheesh.

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    To update, police are now saying they believe the body had been there for months. So close to the murder scene, and it was apparently not checked. Fucking A, man.

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    Once again, not surprising that this happened in florida.
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    Prostitute offers services to Undercover Officer for $25 and an order of Chicken McNuggets

    http://www.inquisitr.com/4184960/flo...ggets-for-sex/

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    I could have bought an 11 pull and have 1000 gems left over, but all I got was this silly title.

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    Florida man angry at parked trucks.

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    Yeah! Fuck those guys for trying to repair neighborhood utilities!

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    That truck was only standing its ground.

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    wait, he was pissed off about the trucks sitting in front of his house, so he... shot out their tires, preventing them from being able to drive away?


    smart man

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    Hope he gets jail time and sued by AT&T for the damages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalmado View Post
    Hope he gets jail time and sued by AT&T for the damages.
    Let's not go too far here. It's AT&T, they deserve some bad karma. Old guy and AT&T can lose.

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    I know that neighborhood lol. It's full of old cranky cuban-americans that feel like they own everything. Apparently he just paid his bond and didn't have to go in front of a judge for it.

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