Meanwhile, in Florida.

[Vaspinne]

She apologized for lying, said she is staying in the race anyway and will “lead by example from now on”, fuckin lol

http://www.heraldtribune.com/news/20...degree-scandal

She's officially dropped out now. She probably mis-wrote her original statement, what with not actually being educated and all >_>

[archibaldcrane]

Governor Rick Scott has declared a state of emergency over the worse than ever red tide and algae blooms that have been ravaging both coasts for months now.

I don't understand how this doesn't completely bury him. It's so bad!

[Psion]

almost a red wave

and almost as toxic!

[Tarage]

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v...and-went-viral

[Anoat]

I’m just upset I didn’t think of it first.

[Salodin]

Loved the video of him being fired and the guy power tripping. GET OFF THE PROPERTY...that I just fired you from but won't give you 5 seconds to walk away.

[Anoat]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money...ip/1108319002/

In exchange for $25,000 and some publicity, the small town of Mayo, FL agreed to change it's name to Miracle Whip, FL--temporarily--as a prank.

[Fiye]

https://splinternews.com/ron-desanti...sts-1828704293

This rules. A racist vs a black guy in a flip floppy state.

[archibaldcrane]

https://splinternews.com/ron-desanti...sts-1828704293

This rules. A racist vs a black guy in a flip floppy state.

http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign...y-5-in-florida

First poll of the race post-primary (from PPP) has Gillum up 5 48-43, and Bill Nelson up 1 on Rick Scott for Senate, 46-45.

[Niiro]

flip floppy state.

I believe 'phallic' is the word you're looking for.

[archibaldcrane]

This guy is hitting the hard-R and everything.

http://thehill.com/homenews/state-wa...in-campaign-ad

[Anoat]

https://splinternews.com/ron-desanti...sts-1828704293

This rules. A racist vs a black guy in a flip floppy state.

I got into it on bookface with this chick that didn’t think the monkey comment was racist because she’d never heard of it being used against black people and she says she calls her kids monkeys all the time. I was like the fuck is you serious right now telling me you never heard that in your life? Fuck outta here. She was also a Trump supporter so I find it doubly hard to believe.

[Gadritan]

It's okay. She's bringing it back.

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[Day]

I call people ignorant monkeys all the time what are you gonna do take me to word jail?

[Day]

Ill say boosted monkey if im playing an online game, that's a common phrase from league

[Salodin]

It's okay. She's bringing it back.

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For real my porch monkey.

It's okay we're taking it back.

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[Fiye]

https://www.politico.com/states/flor...overnor-589468

Day stop robo calling pls.

[Day]

http://<a href="https://youtu.be/Hgz...gzGwKwLmgM</a>

[NynJa]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hellmut...orida-walmart/

I was going to put it under idiots in the news...but it just had to be in Florida.

[TsingTao]

Boy, you know it's gonna be good when the headline combines 'Florida man' and 'Wal-mart'. Not disappointed.