Captain Marvel (March 8, 2019) - CAROL DANVERS CONFIRMED

[Mertron]

my least favorite part of the movie was trying to pull my heartstrings over the skrull, a bunch of refugees from a shithole planet, traveling in caravans everywhere, sorry they have to go back, build the wall

am I doing this right

[thetruepandagod]

spoilers through the eyes of a white male.

Spoiler: show

[Mertron]

i have questions

mostly as to whether he did this while watching the movie for the first time, based only on the first two panels

[Dimmauk]

spoilers through the eyes of a white male.

Spoiler: show

Remember when I suggested that we should ban white people?

[thetruepandagod]

Remember when I suggested that we should ban white people?

They also go on to talk about how the only female marvel movie is the only one with plotholes as a result of retconning.

[thetruepandagod]

i have questions

mostly as to whether he did this while watching the movie for the first time, based only on the first two panels

There are HD screeners out already.

[Dimmauk]

They also go on to talk about how the only female marvel movie is the only one with plotholes as a result of retconning.

What? Ms. Marvel is almost as old as me.

[thetruepandagod]

What? Ms. Marvel is almost as old as me.

mostly stuff like

Spoiler: show

Captain America being referred to as the first avenger in the past, trivialization of fury losing his eye and comments he had made about losing it by "trusting someone" or whatever. Also the whole convo when Banner freaks out on shield
>Bruce Banner : I'd like to know why SHIELD is using the Tesseract to build weapons of mass destruction.
>Nick Fury : Because of him!
>[points at Thor]
>Thor : Me?
>Nick Fury : Last year, Earth had a visit from another planet that had a grudge match that leveled a small town. We learned that only are we not alone, but we are hopelessly, hilariously outgunned.

Among a slew of other random bullshit they hate like the avengers initiative name and how apparently none of the other 10 world ending scenarios warranted being important enough for fury to contact captain marvel etc etc blahblah

[thetruepandagod]

God how hot was brie in scott pilgrim tho

[Lokus]

This movie really struck a nerve for some people for real. Seen 3 streamers mention that they saw the movie recently and thought it was good and chat without fail had a couple people start going on a tirade about Captain Feminism lol. I can't even.

[thetruepandagod]

Alooooooooooooot of people were/are militantly anti-Larson even before she was chosen for the role. Couple that with it being a female based marvel film that not only introduces someone new but a someone that in their mind shits all over the character building of the rest of the avengers through the last 10 years of film.

[thetruepandagod]

They'd prolly hate it if shazaam showed up in the last movies of the marvel-verse to dick punch thanos and save everyone as well. Albeit much less so im sure.

[Dantrag]

Honestly, she could just be a fucking battery for something ant-man uses <_<;

[Mertron]

yes but throwing batteries at thanos won’t kill him, it barely hurts players on the Mets when they travel to philly

[DrClout]

yes but throwing batteries at thanos won’t kill him, it barely hurts players on the Mets when they travel to philly

As a New Yorker... fucking LOL at these facts!

Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk

[Robertfb]

Saw it, liked it, was better then Ant-Man and wasp, but not as good as Black Panther.

So......

Spoiler: show

I'm assuming she encountered the Asgardians and told them about the Tesseract and Odin had someone retrieve it? Haven't seen Thor since forever, but iirc Odin had it in his vault in the movie.

[Tyrath]

Saw it, fun movie. Nothing amazing, but also enjoyable. Some really funny moments.

Spoiler: show

Enjoyed the Skrulls not being bad twist. Flerken was great too

[Lokus]

Saw it, liked it, was better then Ant-Man and wasp, but not as good as Black Panther.

So......

Spoiler: show

I'm assuming she encountered the Asgardians and told them about the Tesseract and Odin had someone retrieve it? Haven't seen Thor since forever, but iirc Odin had it in his vault in the movie.

Spoiler: show

The Tesseract gets taken by Thor back to Asgard at the end of the first Avengers movie. It was on Earth for at least 60 years before that point and they still haven't really gone into how it got to Earth to begin with.

Red Skull had it back in the 40s and even mentions it came from Odin's treasure room >>
Bottom of the ocean with Captain America >>
Howard Stark finds it while searching for Captain America >>
Mar-Vell gets it and the events of Captain Marvel happen >>
S.H.I.E.L.D had it until Thor took it away >>
Loki steals it while fleeing Asgard >>
SNAP CRACKLE POP

[Ker]

I’m interest how the movie will do in week 2 box office with mix reviews and impressions. I don’t see a billion for it unless it does crazy good in international box office and repeated viewing.

[thetruepandagod]

Hopefully poorly, I hate women who aren't Alita.