Feel Good, Warm and Fuzzy Police News Thread

[Blubbartron]

Holy shit that guy has talent.

[Nephlite]

All disputes with the police should be handled like this

warning, it goes from portrait to landscape a few times and is super annoying

Unfortunately, the guy isn't a real cop. He's a stunt double. Still, good moves though.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...dance-battles/

[Pirian]

I still stick by what I said: all disputes with police should be handled via dance battle.

[Nephlite]

Agreed. I can't dance, though Would probably look more like this guy:

http://www.kctv5.com/story/26250025/...s-to-dance-off

[Nephlite]

Some of our Socks making headlines for once. Tradition in the department is to research the fallen officers for DCMPD when you're in the Academy as part of a research project. I don't even remember who my class did, as I was taken from my Academy class near the end to ship out to Iraq I watched the graduation ceremony on SatChat.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...102402334.html

Edit: a word

[Nephlite]

https://gma.yahoo.com/dramatic-video...opstories.html

[Ksandra]

http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/l...people/279998/

Woman in body armor shoots at people. Cops detain her without killing anyone.

[hey]

http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/l...people/279998/

Woman in body armor shoots at people. Cops detain her without killing anyone.

The most effective body armor is being white.

[Wulfgang]

http://gawker.com/police-chief-respe...7560/+marchman

Nashville is the best! Seriously though, this chief is awesome.

[BaneTheBrawler]

17-year-old in handcuffs saves cop's life

[Nephlite]

17-year-old in handcuffs saves cop's life

Holy shit. This is awesome.

[Acevalefor]

Holy shit. This is awesome.

Holy shit indeed. This happened in Florida. I was shocked.

[Salodin]

He was being booked for a parole violation. He's gonna feel good about himself from his new cell.

[Waraji]

Eric Holder Curbing Federal Government's Role In Civil Asset Forfeiture

Attorney General Eric Holder on Friday announced sweeping changes to a federal civil asset forfeiture program that local law enforcement agencies have been able to use to seize property.

The asset forfeiture practice has been criticized, including by civil liberties groups and members of Congress, because it enables law enforcement to seize possessions — such as cars and money — without an indictment or evidence that a crime has occurred.

[Nephlite]

Eric Holder Curbing Federal Government's Role In Civil Asset Forfeiture

Eh. Doesn't really change much. A good majority of forfeiture cases are already done in regards to seizures based on suspected proceeds of crime. The law just makes it mandatory to coincide with most departmental practices that aren't participating in RICO or SPIDER Operations. Mr. Holder is closing that loophole to make the accountability more concrete so more evidence is needed when doing the seizure. Seize without it? I can see whole departments getting shut down for that type of violation.

Here's a good one:

[Aksannyi]

EDIT: nvm Neph ninja edited the same video in.

Not even gonna lie, if I were a cop, my dashcam would catch me doing the exact same thing. Why is that song so fucking catchy?

[Nephlite]

EDIT: nvm Neph ninja edited the same video in.

Not even gonna lie, if I were a cop, my dashcam would catch me doing the exact same thing. Why is that song so fucking catchy?

I dunno. Before, I was a Taylor Swift fan for... reasons. Not only is she extremely attractive (my wife said she would allow me to cheat on her with Taylor Swift), but she's also a huge nerd. Her music kinda annoyed me. Now I like this song and I somehow like her music.

[Acevalefor]

Neph has a celebrity crush. Just remember, don't stick your dick in crazy.

Related, if you are ever caught on your dash cam doing something like this, you are required to post it.

[noblemountain]

That was brought out as a pr stunt by that precinct.

[Acevalefor]

Yeah, we know...it says so in the beginning of the video. It's still funny and I would get a good laugh watching Neph do something like that.