FFXIV Random Complaint Thread II: DPS can't count to potato

[Qeomash]

Farming Ramuh EX all weekend. Half a dozen ponies, if that. ALL have gone to the random few PUGs.

[Edelweiss]

Heavy HA Coat doesn't exist; 0/40something.

Maybe I can convert all these weapons and pants into one!

[Qeomash]

Farming Ramuh EX all weekend. Half a dozen ponies, if that. ALL have gone to the random few PUGs.

Complaining does work! Next pony was mine.

[garudyne]

Congrats!

[Galkaeater]

FC got spilt in two because my brother danced on a table naked

[BerenTebogo]

In queue for Chrysalis for over 30 minutes. Get pop, progress 0/1. Enter -> duty ends.

Reset my queue.

God fucking dammit.

[Shaano]

FC got spilt in two because my brother danced on a table naked

One gonna be G rated and other X? I hope you pick the x;3

[Niiro]

In queue for Chrysalis for over 30 minutes. Get pop, progress 0/1. Enter -> duty ends.

Reset my queue.

God fucking dammit.

That's why you never check in progress for trials, if things are going bad enough that someone left, you're probably walking into a train wreck.

[Dammerung]

That's why you never check in progress for trials, if things are going bad enough that someone left, you're probably walking into a train wreck.

One time in TitanX a guy ragequit, then a dude joined when it was at 5% and got his win achievement. You never know!

[Seravi Edalborez]

Final Witness PLD in full VIT telling me how ignoring chain never works to skip add phase in Big Keep. When I've literally done it successfully tonight in 9/10 pugs. This being the 1 over and over.

[Arthars]

yea, whenever someones merge on the 2nd chain everyones goes WTFYOU in their heart

sometimes people run away from each other like enkidu and frogs makes me lol

[Detzu]

Heavy HA Coat doesn't exist; 0/40something.

Maybe I can convert all these weapons and pants into one!

But when it drops once it never stops raining!

[kisada]

Heavy HA Coat doesn't exist; 0/40something.

Maybe I can convert all these weapons and pants into one!

i've done it well over 100 times and i've only seen it drop once

i could arm the server though with the number of bard bodies/bows i've seen though.

[Kirbyprime]

Apparently complaining works so let me try.

Still can't get Gaius card. Farming imperial since forever. Been doing more Praes than 2.0 tome grind. Shit just won't drop.

On the positive note, my stack of Neros is coming along decently.

[ronin sparthos]

Another week, another slew of roulette Keeper of the Lakes.

I thought it couldn't get worse than Toto Rak but it can. Oh sweet Hydaelyn it can. Easily the most boring high-level dungeon saved only by the sweet tunes vs. Midgarsormr.

Also, 45mins to beat one Ultima Weapon (HM) featuring a tank that barely made the ilvl requirement and felt the tank swap was option.

[kisada]

Apparently complaining works so let me try.

Still can't get Gaius card. Farming imperial since forever. Been doing more Praes than 2.0 tome grind. Shit just won't drop.

On the positive note, my stack of Neros is coming along decently.

shit if that's the case

"o plz let me have a bahamut card. have beaten king elmer literally 400+ times by now. btw what's it like to play other npcs?"

[The Stig]

I rather enjoy Keeper of the Lakes but hate WP.

WP feels rather long due to the abundance of trash.

On KoTL besides the initial trash pull, of 16 mobs if my memory serves correct, it's only 8 mobs after in 2 packs and then 12 mobs in 4 packs. The airship at the last ascend to the last boss also damages the mobs for you, so it feels extra quick if people are willing to stack. Even if they aren't, there's the off chance of the airship targetting me as tank, which will hit the mobs.

Likewise, AK is rather leisurely especially the demon walls bit.

[Edelweiss]

I rather enjoy Keeper of the Lakes but hate WP.

WP feels rather long due to the abundance of trash.

WP is the best. The theme is right alongside Pharos too in dungeon theme rankings.

nigga you crazy

srsly

Also I feel we haven't laughed at this enough:

Final Witness PLD in full VIT telling me how ignoring chain never works to skip add phase in Big Keep. When I've literally done it successfully tonight in 9/10 pugs. This being the 1 over and over.

[octopus]

I don't have a problem with AK or WP but yeah I quite dislike running KoTL as well lol (but none of them compared to my love of Snowcloak)

[The Stig]

What's this "ignore chain" thing?

Let chained person die so no dragon head adds come?