FFXIV Random Complaint Thread II: DPS can't count to potato

[Destinye]

Fucking hate the challenge log sometimes.

Wasted my NQ crafting bonus on a lvl 60 while quick synthing.

Ironically XI has a system with records of eminence where you can hold your rewards if your inventory is full, so the fact the 'hold' flag is more than possible to do..I wonder what the excuse is that they can't do it for XIV.

[Niiro]

Ironically XI has a system with records of eminence where you can hold your rewards if your inventory is full, so the fact the 'hold' flag is more than possible to do..I wonder what the excuse is that they can't do it for XIV.

[Twilight Sky]

Fucking hate the challenge log sometimes.

Wasted my NQ crafting bonus on a lvl 60 while quick synthing.

This happens to me all the time. It should take in account for capped jobs.

[BaneTheBrawler]

Or they could make it so any exp gained on a level 60 class is rolled into your rested bonus automatically.

[Carth]

Healers, if you're going to do exactly 0 DPS a whole dungeon, at least do the bare minimum and keep me alive.

[Ratatapa]

fucking elitist

[Hiryo]

I know so many people who don't use the new WHM skills but I can't bring myself to ask them why. I'll assume they are out of hotkey space and/or are so trained in their setup they can't possibly move buttons around. Or, they are not good at placing ground targetted skills. But then, Assize has no target so its hard to figure out the answer

[octopus]

Are they the medica ii spammers? lol the new WHM skills are so good I don't know why anybody wouldn't use them.

[Siniroth]

Well obviously if I cast it before its done it consumes the buff to heal for the remainder and then buffs them again.


Obviously.

[Hiryo]

Are they the medica ii spammers? lol the new WHM skills are so good I don't know why anybody wouldn't use them.

Yep.

But to Carth, I'm pretty sure Assize would be 100% free damage dealt to monsters for at least 1 dps by the end of the run. So, unless they only use Assize in-between pulls or have perfect positioning to heal players but not hit the mob with that giant AoE, they literally aren't using the new skill (just like my friends).

[Carth]

Yep.

But to Carth, I'm pretty sure Assize would be 100% free damage dealt to monsters for at least 1 dps by the end of the run. So, unless they only use Assize in-between pulls or have perfect positioning to heal players but not hit the mob with that giant AoE, they literally aren't using the new skill (just like my friends).

The WHM didn't use Assize. He just stood there and casted cure.

And sometimes, he didn't cast cure and let me die.

[Niiro]

Is there an /isort command that sorts gear the same way manually sorting it does? (ie. right click->sort)

Sorting it by ilvl doesn't sort it by equippable job, and trying to sort by category only works with weapons.

[Alistaire]

The WHM didn't use Assize. He just stood there and casted cure.

And sometimes, he didn't cast cure and let me die.

WHM is RP'ing as a doctor and assize violates his hippocratic oath. Clearly.

[Kirbyprime]

Also RPing how sometimes patients die.

[Niiro]

Also RPing a drinking problem to cope.

[Ragns]

Gotta love these 0dps WHM.

Unless it's your first time in a dungeon you have no excuses to not DPS as WHM. A shitty WHM can usually do ~200 dps in any of the level 60 dungeons without even trying. In my case I can usually go beyond 500 DPS depending on how retarded the tank is at dodging and popping their cooldowns.

Skills like Asylum, Assize and Tetragrammaton were made so that WHM can't go OOM as much as they did in 2.x and you're retarded if you don't use them.

"Waah it's my 12$/mo and I want to Heal not DPS." Thank you for making this stupid dungeon an even bigger pain in the ass by making it take 20% longer for everybody else.

Oh yeah, and if you're a MNK and I outdps you as WHM on a single target boss fight you won't get a single raise from me... ever. Just respawn, you're a waste of my MP and everybody's time. At least you won't suffer from weakness to blame your poor DPS.

[AnnaMolly]

I have more fun on WHM when I'm stance dancing, applying Aero II/III and Stone III nuking. I'm not exactly a master at it but if I don't DPS a bit, I end up standing there with my thumb up my ass till someone takes damage.

[Niiro]

Literally throwing away Law gear and Alex normal gear because there's a mandatory 6 month waiting period before you're allowed to turn stuff in for a laughable amount of GC seals.

Can't even NPC them.

[AnnaMolly]

Literally throwing away Law gear and Alex normal gear because there's a mandatory 6 month waiting period before you're allowed to turn stuff in for a laughable amount of GC seals.

Can't even NPC them.

I keep armor in case I want to glam it later, just because I can't turn it in, I toss accessories if I feel I won't need to swap them in later for accuracy or something.

[Ragns]

Literally throwing away Law gear and Alex normal gear because there's a mandatory 6 month waiting period before you're allowed to turn stuff in for a laughable amount of GC seals.

Can't even NPC them.

You're supposed to buy yet another retainer to hold all that useless gear until you're able to sell it.