FFXIV Random Complaint Thread II: DPS can't count to potato

[Twilight Sky]

Aero1, Aero2, StoneStoneStoneStoneStoneStoneStone

Heal when needed, repeat.

Or.

HolyHolyHolyHolyHolyHolyHolyHolyHolyHolyHoly

Heal when needed.

I start to nod off after the 2nd Stone/Holy.

Man, thanks for that. I legit laughed in real life.

[Qeomash]

Static member and longtime friend in game appears to have up and quit without saying a word to any of us.

[Ragns]

HolyHolyHolyHolyHolyHolyHolyHolyHolyHolyHoly

Heal when needed.

I start to nod off after the 2nd Stone/Holy.

Why not try something like: SS on Tank > E4E on Tank > CS On > Aero 3 as the tank is almost done gathering these fuckers > CS Off > DS > Medica 2 > Regen on Tank > Asylum > CS On > Shroud > Swiftcast > PoM > Stun these fuckers with 5x-ish Holy like if you're mother fucking Tien on Cell > Show off your Ass Size > Holy until you have 0 MP > CS Off > Tetragrammaton on Tank > Walk away like a boss while your last Holy is still exploding and the rest of your party is trying to figure out how you just did 2k dps on their parser screen.

Add a MND potion at the start if you want to show off how huge your dick is.

Never. Cure. Ever.

If your Tank ever reach 0 HP blame the DPS for sucking badly then proceed to ragequit the party.

[Silenka]

^This is pretty much exactly what I do on whm but I'm a pussy who stops holying before I'm completely out of MP. Makes whm pretty fucking fun when you consistently outdps the shitty pickup dps.

[Lyall]

I keep finding paladins in my trials that don't Goring Blade, and DRKs that don't tank despite Grit+Darkside. Come on.

[Niiro]

Why not try something like: SS on Tank > E4E on Tank > CS On > Aero 3 as the tank is almost done gathering these fuckers > CS Off > DS > Medica 2 > Regen on Tank > Asylum > CS On > Shroud > Swiftcast > PoM > Stun these fuckers with 5x-ish Holy like if you're mother fucking Tien on Cell > Show off your Ass Size > Holy until you have 0 MP > CS Off > Tetragrammaton on Tank > Walk away like a boss while your last Holy is still exploding and the rest of your party is trying to figure out how you just did 2k dps on their parser screen.

Add a MND potion at the start if you want to show off how huge your dick is.

Never. Cure. Ever.

If your Tank ever reach 0 HP blame the DPS for sucking badly then proceed to ragequit the party.

I wouldn't be complaining about how boring WHM is to level if I didn't have to be almost done leveling to get the more useful/fun skills (Aero 3, Assize, Tetra).

Also DF tanks almost never pull multiple groups in exp dungeons anyway and Holy isn't worth using on less than 3 mobs.

WHM's dependency on CDs kind of puts a damper on it too, PoM, Asylum, Shroud, etc aren't up for every pull and WHM can actually run out of MP, coming from playing SCH that's, like, wtf, didn't know that was possible.

[Carth]

Why not try something like: SS on Tank > E4E on Tank > CS On > Aero 3 as the tank is almost done gathering these fuckers > CS Off > DS > Medica 2 > Regen on Tank > Asylum > CS On > Shroud > Swiftcast > PoM > Stun these fuckers with 5x-ish Holy like if you're mother fucking Tien on Cell > Show off your Ass Size > Holy until you have 0 MP > CS Off > Tetragrammaton on Tank > Walk away like a boss while your last Holy is still exploding and the rest of your party is trying to figure out how you just did 2k dps on their parser screen.

Add a MND potion at the start if you want to show off how huge your dick is.

Never. Cure. Ever.

If your Tank ever reach 0 HP blame the DPS for sucking badly then proceed to ragequit the party.

Had a WHM like this yesterday actually. I'm used to being more careful on WHM but it definitely showed me how wreckless you can be and still make it work.

I guess it's nice that Clemency has a use. PLD has hot garbage AoE anyway.

[Hiryo]

I guess it's nice that Clemency has a use. PLD has hot garbage AoE anyway.

Working as intended!?

[Destinye]

I keep finding paladins in my trials that don't Goring Blade, and DRKs that don't tank despite Grit+Darkside. Come on.

Every time I load into say Alexander or the last HW Story trial I see PLDs and DRKs immediately drop their tank stance. So we just sit there for 5 minutes. (Especially when the DRK had full right side Savage accesories and full left side Savage/Eso compared to the other tank that's fresh in law.)

[Pruviant]

This is just unacceptable. How dare people make me wait 10+ minutes as a healer?!? I DESERVE INSTA-POPS DAMMIT!!!!

[Niiro]

There needs to be another option for Glare in the graphics settings.

Normal
Low
"Reasonable"
Off

Even on Low too many areas in the game just go way too overboard with that shit, just got Titan for roulette and that's probably example #1.

[Vandler]

Even on Low too many areas in the game just go way too overboard with that shit, just got Titan for roulette and that's probably example #1.

You can't surely be saying that bloom makes rocks and crystals glow too much!

[JigglyJam]

I got kicked from pvp as the only healer in the party? Out of 4 healers in the alliance? And party members go solo deep into the entire enemy team?

[Destinye]

I got kicked from pvp as the only healer in the party? Out of 4 healers in the alliance? And party members go solo deep into the entire enemy team?

I'm sure they got around to kicking the other healers eventually, because why be a healer in PvP? This is XIV. DPS only.

[Niiro]

Not being able to switch between 2 specific dyes in the dye window.

When you select a different color it always defaults to selecting the first shade.

ie. You can't toggle between soot black and pitch black to see the subtle differences because neither is the first dye in their respective color tabs.

[Ragnus]

Logged out after doing some DRK quests to plug in my headphones for HW MSQ. Now the game won't load after I hit Play and my computer gets stuck on "Windows is Shutting Down".

[Deathbringer]

Tired of seeing my retainers coming back with pastel dyes.

Just put Pure White/Jet Black in Mogstation already

[Kaisha]

Don't worry, they got those dark dyes and the rest of the metallic dye series to put on sale first. Gotta love buying consumables in a subscription based MMO.

[Fiye]

Four runs of T7. 2 Pieces of non-accessory armor.

Fuck this fucking drop system.

[Niiro]

Old complaint revisited:

Non-solid objects don't become transparent when obscuring the view of your character.

Seriously, this is FFXII technology.