2014-15 MLB Off-season Thread: Nynja's Dynasty Is for Shitting Up Threads

[Cail]

Pablo Sandoval is ready to eat! I mean play baseball!

[Xajii]

same as every off season, he's gonna take a bunch of heat, then play really well, then suck for a couple months, then if they make the playoffs he'll play well there

[Bregor]

Yup. The Giants have Even Year Bullshit, and the Red Sox have Odd Year Bullshit. Panda will probably rake.

Also reading the Cubs chapter in Baseball Prospectus makes me hard. I don't think they could say anything better about Kris Bryant. My body is ready.

[Mertron]

panda obviously hitting the red sox fried chicken and beer buffet table

[animation8]

Its mah favorite sports and i loved this game its so interesting and amazing ... .

[Melena]

So B.J. Upton is changing his name back to Melvin Upton Jr.

[Francisco]

Yoan Moncada to the Red Sox.

Yankee fans everywhere implode.

[Pringles]

As a Yankee fan I am fine with the fact he didn't sign with them.

[Cail]

Francisco Rodriguez back with the Brewers for 2 more years

[Melena]

Josh Hamilton had a drug and or alcohol relapse.

[Mertron]

Michael Saunders trips on a sprinkler hole while shagging fly balls in spring training, ded until all star break

[Cail]

Rangers ace Yu Darvish left his spring training debut with tightness in his right triceps Thursday after pitching a scoreless first inning against Kansas City.

Darvish gave up a leadoff single to Alcides Escobar before retiring the next three batters he faced. He threw 10 of 12 pitches for strikes before leaving for precautionary reasons.

A Rangers spokesman said Darvish would be re-evaluated Friday.

An All-Star each of his first three seasons, Darvish was 10-7 with a 3.06 ERA last year before missing most of the final two months with elbow inflammation. He also missed the end of spring training and the start of last season with neck stiffness.

http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story/...ceps-tightness

[Melena]

Hunter Pence with what looks to be a fractured forearm after getting hit by a pitch today.

[Cail]

Hunter Pence with what looks to be a fractured forearm after getting hit by a pitch today.

Out 6-8 weeks

[Xajii]

edit: oops

GO ORIOLES only a handful of weeks left got to watch my first baseball fo the season last night with a 5-0 win and 2 dingers

[jmc]

Chargers signed Jacob Jones to a 2-year deal

lol

What position is he going to play, CF?

[Bregor]

What position is he going to play, CF?

Adam and Jacoby Jones could probably outhit Justin and BJ Melvin Upton

[Melena]

Out 6-8 weeks

#Oddyearcurse

Spoiler: show

please don't ban me Bregs

[Xajii]

What position is he going to play, CF?

man i edited that shit right away will u back off alright

[jmc]

man i edited that shit right away will u back off alright

Can't.

You are a Baltimore fan, I am a Boston fan.