jupiter:
![]()
jupiter:
![]()
Man I am glad our solar system came with an asteroid shield. 4 billion years and only one notable failure.
Sent from my SM-N981U using Tapatalk
The explosion is almost the same size as which ever of the 4 big moons that is...
Pretty sure he's talking about the formation of the Moon
Or maybe the dinosaurs getting wiped out/Gulf of Mexico
I assumed the dinos
Dinosaurs is what I was going for.
I wouldn't call the ones that were ultimately beneficial for the development of life on Earth failures.
Sent from my SM-N981U using Tapatalk
Mammals wouldn't have taken a dominant role and proliferated without the large scale removal of dinosaurs. Technically what killed off the dinosaurs was also crucially important in the development of other life on the planet.
I could have been an intelligent velociraptor though, so I'll stop nitpicking. Stupid meteor!
Meet a wild turkey and try tell it to its beak that dinosaurs don't still rule the world.
It will fuck you up.
Goddamned uppity mammals
George Carlin says that's fine, the Earth just wanted plastic.
so the earth is into self-harm too, i can dig it
earthquakes are just the earth cutting itself
wild turkeys are absolute idiots easiest creature on earth to hunt
gobble up next to you blast one point blank in the face they scatter for about 30 seconds then start gobbling up next to you again like hey man you seen Frank
miracle dinosaurs didn't go extinct sooner if this is what they were working with
Fucking Frank, always causing trouble.
They lack fear because they still carry the dinosaur spirit.
They truly are the dumbest birds on the planet. We used to get a few at the apartment complex I lived in, and one spent 20 minutes trying to get out of the pool area because the fucking thing forgot it could fly and jump, which is how it got into the pool area in the first place.
The base I work at right now is absolutely fucking overrun with them, and we're not allowed to fuck with them in anyway. I'd guess there's probably around 200 or so of the fuckers on base if not more