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    ....aaaaand now he has been kicked off the team. That didn't take long.

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    Auburns next great QB

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    Quote Originally Posted by FNH View Post
    What is going on @ around the :13-:14 mark? Something is happening slightly off camera to get her riled up that quickly. She puts a fist up almost immediately, which isn't normal for what you can see on camera. Idk it seems the way that he is trying to restrain her is out of line, and probably led to the punch. Both are drunk, he looks brown out drunk. She gets rekt. Though, I'd make fun of him because he didn't even knock her out.
    Summary of events best I can tell:

    1. Woman wedges her way to bar to order drink
    2. He asks other woman to move so he can get to the bar
    3. As he tries to wedge in next to girl, she says something to him, looks bitchy (don't cut me in line perhaps?)
    4. He saddles up to the bar anyway
    5. I -ASSUME- she gets pissed thinking he's trying to order a drink before her?
    6. She immediately puts her hand up going come at me bro
    7. He grabs her hand to restrain her
    8. She's like stop coming at me bro and puts her knee into his chest/maybe groin to push him away
    9. She goes nyah with the little kid pound
    10. He responds with one of those punches Tyson throws in the first 60 seconds of Punch-Out!
    11. omg im bleeding hlep
    12. Friend comes to help, summons bartender
    13. Bartender is just going UHN TISS UHN TISS UHN TISS the entire time
    14. Other bartender comes over, pretends to care for a moment
    15. Other bartender joins first bartender going UHN TISS UHN TISS UHN TISS
    16. Other girls at bar debating over who has the better Instagram account
    17. UHN TISS UHN TISS UHN TISS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    Summary of events best I can tell:

    1. Woman wedges her way to bar to order drink
    2. He asks other woman to move so he can get to the bar
    3. As he tries to wedge in next to girl, she says something to him, looks bitchy (don't cut me in line perhaps?)
    4. He saddles up to the bar anyway
    5. I -ASSUME- she gets pissed thinking he's trying to order a drink before her?
    6. She immediately puts her hand up going come at me bro
    7. He grabs her hand to restrain her
    8. She's like stop coming at me bro and puts her knee into his chest/maybe groin to push him away
    9. She goes nyah with the little kid pound
    10. He responds with one of those punches Tyson throws in the first 60 seconds of Punch-Out!
    11. omg im bleeding hlep
    12. Friend comes to help, summons bartender
    13. Bartender is just going UHN TISS UHN TISS UHN TISS the entire time
    14. Other bartender comes over, pretends to care for a moment
    15. Other bartender joins first bartender going UHN TISS UHN TISS UHN TISS
    16. Other girls at bar debating over who has the better Instagram account
    17. UHN TISS UHN TISS UHN TISS
    nailed it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
    Auburns next great QB
    Nice.

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    I have no problems with that as an Auburn fan. If FSU wants to lose a QB after some idiot woman decides to think "I'm more important than you!" while on the rag, I'll be more than happy to have Auburn pick him up. Relevant part (in my opinion) is that he was attempting to defend/defuse the situation by trying to stop her from hitting him and she swung first anyway. He just swung harder and then walked away.

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    Where's isla?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cail View Post
    Where's isla?
    I guess I should have said "while being emotionally/hormonally/mentally challenged/compromised" instead of "while being on the rag", to be PC for PC's sake. But that discussion belongs in the political sub-forum not sports.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bardicrune View Post
    He just swung harder and then walked away.
    He'll fit right in to the trailer park they call auburn, al.

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    What? You want him to continue to beat on her like every other sports star? He tried to stop it by stopping her from swinging at him, and then after she swung first, he hit her to stop her and then walked away while she was stunned. I don't care if it's a man or a woman, if someone swings at you, you are within your rights to defend yourself and that includes swinging back.

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    knew this was going to happen:

    reports claim she used "racial epithets" right before he nailed her

    here we go again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    ...aaaaand he has hired Casey Anthony's defense attorney to represent him. This is gonna get ugly, and quick.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    knew this was going to happen:

    reports claim she used "racial epithets" right before he nailed her

    here we go again
    Didn't take long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bardicrune View Post
    What? You want him to continue to beat on her like every other sports star? He tried to stop it by stopping her from swinging at him, and then after she swung first, he hit her to stop her and then walked away while she was stunned. I don't care if it's a man or a woman, if someone swings at you, you are within your rights to defend yourself and that includes swinging back.
    It was a joke about trailer trash from auburn beating women.

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    Hey now

    Ray Rice stopped after the first punch too

    #notallsportsstars

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    And the hits (yuk yuk) keep coming for FSU! Starting RB and beast of a man Dalvin Cook is being investigated for battery against a 21 year old woman outside a bar on June 23rd. No charges have been filed yet but the victim has reportedly expressed her intent to do so. God damn it.

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    Arrest warrant issued, FSU has suspended him indefinitely. Joy.

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    Whatever she got in his face, she deserved it.

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    Girls wanna be treated as equal to men? Ok. Goes both ways.

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    Comments are about the bitch in the bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anoat View Post
    And the hits (yuk yuk) keep coming for FSU! Starting RB and beast of a man Dalvin Cook is being investigated for battery against a 21 year old woman outside a bar on June 23rd. No charges have been filed yet but the victim has reportedly expressed her intent to do so. God damn it.
    her quote after being (allegedly) punched repeatedly in the mouth in the parking lot

    "They kept telling me they were football players," the woman said. "They kept telling me to Google them. They told me they were football players and they could buy me in two years."

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