2014-15 NFL Wildcard Playoffs: Happy New Year, Have Some Shitty Teams.

[Mertron]

I've been drinking and I can't think up a good title. This is collectively all of your faults for being lazy. That being said, the odds of the wildcard teams winning the Superb Owl are Cardinals 66/1, Bengals Lions Ravens Panthers 40/1, Colts 28/1, Steelers 14/1, Cowboys 9/1. Good luck lol.

Before we get to the games, videos.

COLLEGE!

Oregon mocking Jameis and Florida State after the game



COACHING!

WHAT IS THE POINT OF BEING FAT AND BLACK IF YOU CANT FUCKING TACKLE!



GAMES!

Arizona at Carolina (-6.5)

So yeah, this is a football game in the month of January. Arizona will be trotting out that Lindley fellow against a Panthers defense that has been frisky of late. Carolina still sucks though. And the Cardinals have a good defense. But I'll take the Panthers at home giving points because who gives a shit. (o/u is 38, UNDER)

CAR 23
ARI 13

Baltimore at Pittsburgh (-3)

THE NO MEANS NO BOWL HAS RETURNED. The Ravens knock em out and the Steelers have non-consensual sex with em. That's fucking teamwork. Anywho, if you've watched the Ravens of late they have been pretty fucking awful, and not just that shitty secondary people keep chirping about. Flacco has been fucking miserable. The Steelers meanwhile have been acceptable and they will probably Antonio Brown the shit out of aforementioned secondary, and the only way Big Ben goes down is if he accidentally roofies his own drink. If I had to have one lock this weekend it would be this game. Steelers win and cover. Also it will be hilarious if the Panthers win early then Stevonne Latrall Smith loses late. (o/u 45, OVER)

PIT 34
BAL 27

Cincinnati (+3.5) at Indianapolis

This is probably the least interesting playoff game ever and that's saying a lot since Carolina has already played Arizona by this point. Indy apparently blew out the Bengals earlier this year and Andy Dalton sucks at punting, receiving, covering punts, and covering receivers but I don't care DRAM TRAM. This game will be more disappointing than my daily routine of drinking myself to death and telling my friends the only students of mine I care about are the hot ones and please don't tell the dean I said that. Bengals somehow win outright. (o/u 49, UNDER)

CIN 27
IND 20

Detroit (+6.5) at Dallas

Two franchises that do nothing but disappoint their fans in the playoffs. This game will come down to Caldwell staring down Garrett as he ices his own kicker or something. Dallas is pretty much rolling at this point which has made my life completely miserable, and since my life is suffering the suffering will continue. Dals wins, but Lions with the points. (o/u 48, OVER)

DAL 30
DET 24

I wanted to make this more in depth and shit but fuck you.

[Mertron]

I think Bregor usually posts a lot of peoples preseason predictions for this thread but fucccccckkkkkkkk thattttttttttt someone else can do that shit

[NinjaLotter]

Best play off thread ever.

[Abandon]

i'll allow it

[NinjaLotter]

Indianapolis is the worst team in the play offs, and that's impressive because there's a lot of shit teams this year.

Their seasons wins were against the Jags x 2, Titans x 2, Texans x 2, Browns, Redskins, Giants, Ravens and Bengals. They're terrible.

If Cinci can't beat Indy they should be banned from the play offs.

Hope the Steelers win.

[Krandor]

You done good work here Mert.

[Xajii]

nfl thread

first media item is a video about college football tardation

fuck you spapetti

[Abandon]

who the hell is spapetti

[Adajer]

cincy gonna lose

[wipers]

Missing important pic of Dalton:

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUVJdQtCYAAC2SW.jpg:large

[archibaldcrane]

Go Lions!

And not even to shit on the Cowboys, I don't want the Seahawks to get a second round bye.

[Rhyis.]

And not even to shit on the Cowboys.

Liar.

[Byrd]

Go Lions!

And not even to shit on the Cowboys, I don't want the Seahawks to get a second round bye.

Be real. You want the second round bye all for yourself. Well, you and the other millions of Cheeseheads.

Spoiler: show

I don't blame you. Who would want to have to play the Cowboys when you could the play Panthers or the Fightin' Lindleys? For the same reason, I'm rooting for the Cowboys this weekend. And boy, do I feel dirty about it.

[Chun Liroy]

Being good enough that people don't want to play you. Feels good man.jpg

[Byrd]

Being good enough that people don't want to play you. Feels good man.jpg

Yes. Other fans acknowledge the Cowboys are better than a 7-8-1 team and a team that is starting Ryan Lindley.

But I guess that is a change for Cowboys fans, so ... congratulations?

[Headspace]

AJ Green doubtful

[Mertron]

leveon bell ruled out

also im listening to sports radio at work, seems like marrone is almost a lock for the Jets job?

edit: they're pretty sure he's going to be hired by the end of next week

[NinjaLotter]

It's so Jets to hire another HC before hiring a GM again.

Tampering allegations flying.

[Cail]

No gifs? Son I am disappoint

[NinjaLotter]

Woody openly tampered with Revis earlier this week too yet Roger the ex-Jet is nowhere to be found.

Jets should have to switch draft picks with the Patriots. This is such bullshit.

Also, I thought today was Saturday and games were starting soon. GDI.