Pretty solid tl;dr
"Naked ladies are so universal and mainstream"
Greeks, the first hipsters?
They were portrayed as modest in size because it was to show the respectability of a man who was able to control his basic lusts and not be ruled by them. Where as heathens,barbarians,demons, and weak men were sometimes shown as having massive dicks to showcase the opposite. Just google dick in a wheelbarrow for paintings/sculptures of such. Also because a larger dick would have sexualized the beautiful aesthetic and turned it into something crass and not at all a subject of beauty.
It's really like you people have never studied classical views of phallic aesthetics.
Someone tell this dude the Greeks were gay as hell.
It wasn't gay if you were on top, just if you were a bottom ass bitch.
Power position ya feel?
Intelligent men only fuck other men.
Over.
Well the male of pretty much every animal species is always the more beautiful one. Just look at a male peacock versus a female one. This holds true for the majority of species, female animals tend to be rather plain-looking and smaller
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I admit my cock has nice plumage.