2016 USA Presidential election thread I: The warm-up

[BerenTebogo]

Yawn.

Person claims to work in PR for politics for 15 years but straw that breaks the camels back is realizing just how much America needs Bernie Sanders.

Yaaaaaaaawn.

[Galkaeater]

[Kanriel]

Hilldog campaign is so comfortable, has time to engage in internet lulz and make her appear human.

http://media.salon.com/2015/11/Capture-300x145.jpg
http://www.salon.com/2015/11/05/hill...ium=socialflow

I don't know about "comfortable" and "has time to engage". She has extremely high unfavorable numbers, this is probably her attempt at fixing her biggest weakness. Half the country already hates her.

[BerenTebogo]

Have watched this about 20 times in a row and I'm still laughing

[Blubbartron]

Yawn.

Person claims to work in PR for politics for 15 years but straw that breaks the camels back is realizing just how much America needs Bernie Sanders.

Yaaaaaaaawn.

Wtf are you even talking about? Did we read the same post? The dude said he's only been working as a PPP shill for Hillary's campaign since something like September. Also, the straw that broke the camel's back was how the shilling turned from "rah rah our team is better" into complete bullshit, outrageous attacks against Sanders.

I'm not inclined to believe it absolutely, but it would make a hell of a lot of sense if this was happening. It explains how the exact same specious, unfounded arguments are thrown around so commonly. Because you don't have to be a shill to spread the message. Dumb people believing the shit the shills write up causes the bullshit to become self-sustaining on the interwebs.

[BerenTebogo]

Lol.

[Quicklet]

Hillary Clinton is going to shoot herself in the foot with this "Bernie Sanders is sexist and racist" strategy of hers. Hope everyone's ready for President Trump to Make America Great Again(tm).

[Zetanio]

What if this shill is just a Bernie shill shilling about fake shilling for Hilldog.

Shills.

[Tyrath]

What if this shill is just a Bernie shill shilling about fake shilling for Hilldog.

Shills.

You got me.

It was me all along (Mr. Bond).

[Waraji]

You got me.

It was me all along (Mr. Bond).

Spoiler: show

Gets me every time.

[Zetanio]

Spoiler: show

Gets me every time.

Keyboard is all wet now. Thanks for that.

[Byrthnoth]

Are we all already over Ben Carson Cmcalling himself a liar via CNN?

[Sho]

Never change, Buster.

[Waraji]

Keyboard is all wet now. Thanks for that.

Pedophile confirmed.

Are we all already over Ben Carson Cmcalling himself a liar via CNN?

I'm sure we were all over Ben Carson the minute he announced he was running.

[Zetanio]

I said wet, not sticky. You silly pervert.

[Tyrath]

So pre-orgasm rather than post.

Still a pedophile.

[Zetanio]

So pre-orgasm rather than post.

Still a pedophile.

Gross. Quit thinking about my dick. You silly pervert.

[Tyrath]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[archibaldcrane]

You guys, I think Bernie is surging - his RCP average is above 30 for the first time!

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epo...tion-3824.html

#feelthebernofbidenbeingdroppedfrompolls
#nevermindthatHillaryisupasmuchormore

[Waraji]

I'll believe he has a chance come summer next year and he has a couple states under his belt.