2016 USA Presidential election thread I: The warm-up

[Krazy]

Well since everyone else is running, I'm throwing my hat into the ring too.

[Ragnus]

So whatever happened to that poster who was convinced he was going to run for Pres?

[Melena]

I think that's Zetanio. I believe he still posts.

[Dantrag]

So whatever happened to that poster who was convinced he was going to run for Pres?

Zealot?

[Byrthnoth]

I did not want to out him while he still posted here, but Zealot is an alias of Bobby Jindal.

[Galkaeater]

im actually bernie sanders and I need your help picking deodorant theres just so many brands to choose from

[Blubbartron]

I find it hard to believe that Zealot is Bobby Jindal. Jindal is a pretty hardcore Republican, and Zealot never struck me that way. He seemed fairly liberal and progressive, and actually made arguments based on science and evidence instead of what Christianity/corporations would approve of.

[Eurell]

ITs a joke. His name is Zealot. Jesus people

[Byrthnoth]

Indeed, the character that you know as "Bobby Jindal" is an elaborately constructed ruse, a joke if you will. Bobby Jindal is secretly Zealot, who is really a deep cover liberal. He's just running on the right so he can get elected and appoint a full blue cabinet, ushering in an era that will be known as "The Newer Deal v2.0"

[Waraji]

Indeed, the character that you know as "Bobby Jindal" is an elaborately constructed ruse, a joke if you will. Bobby Jindal is secretly Zealot, who is really a deep cover liberal. He's just running on the right so he can get elected and appoint a full blue cabinet, ushering in an era that will be known as "The Newer Deal v2.0"

[Serra]

Third democrat in the race:

Martin O'Malley launched his presidential campaign Saturday with an appeal to the party's progressive base that he hopes will upend the conventional wisdom that Hillary Clinton is destined to clinch the Democratic nomination.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/30/politi...-announcement/

[Ksandra]

Zealot no longer posts here. He had to distance himself from BG as he was getting deeper into politics. I don't think it is nearly president deep yet, but maybe someday.

[myreality]

He was a cool guy, was always interesting to hear his interpretations on political matters.

His political goals are high, so I can understand the need for distance.

[Cantih]

Shame though. He can start up a sex scandal now and still have a long career in politics, but has to drop us.

EDIT: Granted, I've already cost him the election.
http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/112...=1#post5423416
http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/112...=1#post5424428

[Galkaeater]

did he have to get a mod to delete nearly all traces of him on this website?

[myreality]

did he have to get a mod to delete nearly all traces of him on this website?

Lol, I can see the BG mods blackmailing Zealot with his post history.

BG MOD: Hello Zealot

Zealot: wha....what are you doing here BG?!

BG MOD: I see your running for office Zealot. Congratulations.

Zealot: Thanks.......

BG MOD: You know Zealot we had another BG donation event, and well......we fell short....

Zealot: That is not my concern BG! I have not logged on in years!

BG MOD brings out a laptop and turns it on.

Zealot: My God, this cant be happening right now....

BG MOD smirks while opening up all the old posts with Zealot

BG MOD: Would be a shame if these were to be posted and contradict any current opinions you may have.

Zealot sits down with a hand holding his head. Turning pale when he remembered the time that BG destroyed Wops life.

Zealot looks at BG with a sneer

Zealot: How much are you here to extort me for?! I am just starting out my career so i don't have the millions you may think i have!

BG MOD laughs at Zealots lie, knowing full well that he had been shacking up with Hillary since Bill mysteriously disappeared after her 1st year in the oval office.

Zealot: I don't have time for your games! Tell me how much you want!

BG MOD: Don't be like that Zealot, we used to be friends. I am only here to make sure that the site continues to run smoothly for the immediate future. Seeing how much fun you had in the past i figured you would want the same thing.

Zealot: Don't patronize me, lets finish this.....Hillary needs her meds. Last thing we need is another Benghazi because she needed quick fix.

BG MOD: Now now, to be honest to finish I just want to cap our donations, this means that I would need the tidy sum of three dollars and fifty cents.

Zealot: Goddamnit BG!...wait...what?

BG MOD: Tree fiddy.

BG MOD: Pay up now or we unban Mazmaz.

Zealot looks at BG MOD in utter disbelief. He then fully remembered just the type of people that frequented the site. Pulling out his wallet he handed BG MOD $5.

BG MOD graciously accepted the 5 dollars and at the same time put something in Zealots hand.

Zealot looks down to see that he was given a raffle ticket.

Zealot: I fucking hate you BG.

Spoiler: show

I promise to never write a book.

[Niiro]

Too late.

[Cantih]

Thing is, I once got him to post his platform points, and I saved that shit to the harddrive. Going to be interesting to see if/what changes there are when he runs.

[Ragnus]

If a 1972 essay can come back to bite Bernie Sanders in the ass, BG can and will come back to bite Zealot in the ass.

[Dantrag]

I thought Zealot was part of Ryko's gaming company <_>?