
Originally Posted by
Byrthnoth
Trump - crazy, regularly says crazy things, might be a deep cover democrat. He's a big enough douchebag to be used by your mom. Has no real strategy beyond riding the Trump Train as far as bravado will carry it.
Cruz - Crazy, regularly says crazy things, also crazy unlikeable. Behaves in this way as part of a complicated political strategy. Architect of the 2013 government shutdown. Slams Obamacare, then has his wife cut off his healthcare and signs up through Obamacare himself. Caucuses with hyper right evangelicals and gun lobbyists. Only Senator in the US Senate that is hated by the entirety of said Senate on both sides, and especially by his boss, Leader
Mitch McConnell (R). Crowned Prince of the House Tea Party Caucus & House Freedom Caucus.
Rubio - probably crazy, but say fewer crazy things and doesn't seem like too much of a douchebag. Has a plan, probably. I haven't heard any substantial coverage of his policies because the media only references him as "the sane one." Abandoned the Tea Party Caucus in late 2014.
Bush - JEB (an acronym) has endorsed crazy ideas in the past, likely as part of a complicated political strategy. It is unclear how crazy he personally is, but he doesn't seem like too much of a douchebag. He's so beat right now that I bet he wishes he'd never run. Governor of Florida during the highly controversial Florida Recount during the 2000 elections.
Carson - First off, the man is a mix of crazy and stupid usually reserved for weird uncles. Secondly, his campaign is flagging and no one with power wants to revive it.