2016 USA Presidential election thread I: The warm-up

[Churchill]

sanders should get bettis and rodgers to to a talk about coin flips

[Tyrath]

Is this coin toss shit real?

[Charismatic]

Is this coin toss shit real?

Welcome to the first world.

[myreality]

Is this coin toss shit real?

Yup, posted link to video of one of them a few pages back.

Also, lol

https://twitter.com/rogerriley/statu...rc=twsrc%5Etfw

[kuronosan]

Yes, they decided three delegates with coin tosses. 12.5% chance of winning all three and she managed to win all three.

I need to have her do my relic pulls.

[Sho]

But who did the sorting hat choose?!

[Waraji]

MSNBC counter has them at a difference of 3 votes, like who the fuck. Three votes doesn't even register on a margin of error.

[Cyn]

Are you Notorious Bums god

Mother fucker you know me.

[myreality]

Yes, they decided three delegates with coin tosses. 12.5% chance of winning all three and she managed to win all three.

I need to have her do my relic pulls.

Sanders was leading in delegates, would've been a tie if he won a single coin toss.

[kuronosan]

I mean holy fuck, it's ridiculous how she flipped on issues (and obviously Bernie is bringing her further left so that she can appeal to the voters she thinks will vote for her because she 'supports' those policies) literally overnight.

[Zealot]

Good for her if she wins the nomination and general election, but voters would be dumb to think Hillary would go full Sanders in office after the hundreds of millions big business has given to her and hers.

[kuronosan]

I think you underestimate the stupidity of the majority. You're talking about people who decide delegates with a fucking coin toss.

[myreality]

Good for her if she wins the nomination and general election, but voters would be dumb to think Hillary would go full Sanders in office after the hundreds of millions big business has given to her and hers.

I don't think anyone has that thought. Everyone knows Hillary's first order of business is to find her missing husband that mysteriously disappeared right after her inauguration. It just might take four years to accomplish.

[Quicklet]

I mean holy fuck, it's ridiculous how she flipped on issues (and obviously Bernie is bringing her further left so that she can appeal to the voters she thinks will vote for her because she 'supports' those policies) literally overnight.

I legit laughed when she said in her speech how she was going to fight for universal health care, just days after saying universal health care was impractical and she didn't want to put the country through that kind of fight so soon after the ACA.

I actually thought her speech was relatively good, but maybe if she had been saying these things 2 months ago instead of now I would find them more believable.

[6souls]

Who won on the RNC side of things? Who Cares! Because Fuck Hillary

[Minions]

I think you underestimate the stupidity of the majority. You're talking about people who decide delegates with a fucking coin toss.

What is your preferred method? Shoot out at high noon? Random Number generator? A tie is a tie. Coin flip is the same method the NFL uses

[Zealot]

I don't think anyone has that thought. Everyone knows Hillary's first order of business is to find her missing husband that mysteriously disappeared right after her inauguration. It just might take four years to accomplish.

I just pray that one day she finds the real killers.

Speaking seriously, what I mean is that it's painful to watch her twist in the wind to try and capture Bunsen Berner's magic appeal to the young crowd. She may as well be walking up to high schoolers and saying "Hello, fellow kids." She has a winning platform - she was the First Lady, she was a Senator, she was Secretary of State. Republicans will slam her over and over on Benghazi and e-mails and everything else they can think of, but a) there aren't any Democratic voters who care about that and b) the undecideds are likely to be more turned off by Cruz or Rubio than they are Clinton. She's got nothing to worry about.

That said I really hope Bernie wins 50 states and Puerto Rico.

[Psion]

RNG would be much better actually. Some studies show that whatever side is facing up initially is more likely to land face up. Not to mention theres ways of flipping coins to make it look like theyre flipping when theyre just spinning around like a pizza.

at least with an RNG you can run it through its paces to make sure it's working properly.

[Zealot]

I hope Quebec, Cuba, and Germany decide to join the union just so they can vote for Bernie.

[Mertron]

Who won on the RNC side of things? Who Cares! Because Fuck Hillary

well its not like they would put out a press release going CRUZ CONTROL EVERYONE COME ON BOARD!