2016 USA Presidential election thread I: The warm-up

[ronin sparthos]

Palin was campaigning for Trump in FL, until her husband got into a snow machine accident. Just wanted to say I'm disappointed she didn't spin it into being Obama's fault.

Never change Palin family. Never change.

[BaneTheBrawler]

otherwise known as a snowmobile in the rest of the country.

[Tyche]

This guy is bad at math eh?



Squeaking out IL, MO and OH while getting hammered in NC and FL will not make Bernie the probable nominee lol.

Reading that article, I'm assuming this guy panders hard to reddit for hits. If he understands statistics, he sure as hell doesn't understand delegate math.

[Zealot]

Any exit polling data yet?

[kuronosan]

Results favorable in Illinois and Missouri for Sanders so far from what I'm reading, tight in Ohio (Sanders at +2) and forget NC/FL.

Legit data (non voter) should be coming in within the hour.

[Dotsudoku]

What are you reading

[notorious bum]

Got the fam to vote with me in the inevitable state of FL. My first official prez vote.

[kuronosan]

Uh oh.

Check out @DavidShuster's Tweet: https://twitter.com/DavidShuster/sta...713553920?s=09

[mallister]

Isn't it a little early to know anything like that with any reliability?

[Andalusian girls]

if you guys have methodological issues with conventional polling then i don't know how much validity can be given to the non-representative non-scientific non-weighted exit polls the media conducts, especially the early returns

the anticipation is killer but let us all hold our breath for a few more hours and all will be known

[Salodin]

Uh oh.

Check out @DavidShuster's Tweet: https://twitter.com/DavidShuster/sta...713553920?s=09

Oh my god. Please make it happen, please. The look on Tyche's face as he's eating this thread will be glorious...

[archibaldcrane]

Exit polls said the same thing about Hispanics in Nevada, but then Hillary ended up doing well in majority-hispanic districts. It's hard to know what to make of exit polling.

She could definitely lose Illinois though.

[kuronosan]

Yea, sorting through this shit is a nightmare. She's definitely killing it in Florida.

[Jinn]

Just curious, any chance we can add an anonymous poll to this thread for who we vote for?

[Dotsudoku]

do we really need anonymity for that lol

berniebros are basically political vegans

[archibaldcrane]

Does that make Trump Bacon?

[archibaldcrane]

Or is he Crossfit?

[Dotsudoku]

paleo

[notorious bum]

Trump is a fucking slob, you're way off. He's like the embodiment of a McRibb.

[tyven]

wait wat has to happen for Tyche to print and eat the thread? Does Bern only have to win one of Il or OH or both?