2016 USA Presidential election thread I: The warm-up

[kuronosan]

Holy shit dude back away from the internet.

[Inshiya]

Holy shit dude back away from the internet.

Probably a good idea, but my response (while a bit of venting) wasn't that rage worthy was it?

Does anyone else think Cruz will walk away from the convention with the nomination?

[notorious bum]

REALLY THO?

[Dimmauk]

REALLY THO?

That's quite the reach IMO. And im not even a HillHoe

[Dotsudoku]

I'm just mad that it was such a stupid joke

[kuronosan]

That was exceptionally terrible.

[Xno Kappa]

This generation really is sawft as fuck. I don't even know what the hell bum is so offended about in that video. Racist joke? Where?

[Dotsudoku]

That was exceptionally terrible.

I wouldn't say exceptionally terrible. Grandma terrible.

[Andalusian girls]

are you suggesting old white women can't tell jokes

[kuronosan]

He's a geriatricist.

[notorious bum]

CP Time means "colored people" time, it's an old racist joke on how late/lazy black folks are.

[Mertron]

it's also a joke I've told in class to my students so I guess my presidential bid is over before it begun

[dasva]

Also her "joke" was to cover for the other guy...

[Dotsudoku]

it was scripted

[Xno Kappa]

Scripted to be racist to the gentle millennials who's latte's have gone cold while waiting in a whole foods line.

[Byrthnoth]

while waiting in a whole foods line.

I didn't read the thread for a while and missed the opportunity to comment, but that whole foods checkout line burn(-iebros) characterization was really the best.

[Quicklet]

Does anyone else think Cruz will walk away from the convention with the nomination?

lol no. The Republican establishment will hand that nomination over to Paul Ryan without hesitation. They're just using him to block Trump.

The irony here is that the biggest convention fight might not come from Trump being denied, but instead from Cruz. He's going to have the better delegate operation at the convention even though he will have won fewer votes/delegates than Trump.

[dasva]

Scripted to be racist to the gentle millennials who's latte's have gone cold while waiting in a whole foods line.

Wait I thought half the appeal of whole foods was there being no real lines since half the people there are just sitting around socially like it's a starbucks and the rest walked/jogged there and planned on carrying everything out in the hemp bag they brought with them

[archibaldcrane]

CP Time means "colored people" time, it's an old racist joke on how late/lazy black folks are.

I got really scared there for Bill for a moment until he revealed that he meant "cautious politician" time, boy was I relieved, and then we laughed and laughed, it was a grand old time.

[archibaldcrane]

I mean I'm outraged. Terribly outraged.