2016 USA Presidential election thread I: The warm-up

[notorious bum]

I would like to apologize to Malcolm for displaying his inspiring, uplifting, and downright handsome image in a thread that receives posts as disrespectful (and reliably narrow) as such, demonstrated above. We gotta do better, ya'll.

[archibaldcrane]

It was comparable to what Malcolm faced - I mean, if he failed, slavery was getting reinstated. High stakes.

[notorious bum]

This is some grade-A trolling.

[archibaldcrane]

You guys, I'm really proud of all of you for not posting the two new national polls showing Trump +3 and +5 on Hilldog that were released today.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epo...nton-5491.html

Keep up the good work.

[Krandor]

Don't worry, we'll have plenty of time to discuss the glory of the God Emperor after his coronation in November.

[Qeomash]

I honestly am worried that because Trump has a loud group of supporters and Clinton doesn't...that Trump will actually win this thing.

[Minions]

Not going to worry about general election polls until the conventions are over. Right now the DNC is split, and the RNC is currently slowly gathering behind Trump.

[Gredival]

I honestly am worried that because Trump has a loud group of supporters and Clinton doesn't

Eventually you'll all get paid to shill for Hill just like me. Don't worry.

[Gryffes]

Lol.

[Minions]

Gonna need a longer ad for Trump if they want to fit it all in.

[Byrthnoth]

Okay, taking bets on how long it is until Trump makes Christie do the truffle shuffle at a campaign event.

[Fiye]

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/21/po...erman-schultz/

Bernie endorses Tim Canova for Florida's 23rd District.

He's running against Debbie Wasserman Schultz in case you were curious.

[ringthree]

You guys, I'm really proud of all of you for not posting the two new national polls showing Trump +3 and +5 on Hilldog that were released today.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epo...nton-5491.html

Keep up the good work.

Oh, you mean when the right started using polling as narrative construction. I guess we should just ignore the methodological flaws in the polls because that would mess with the narrative.

It is very concerning that poli is now being used to construct narratives around the election obeys if as a descriptive guide.

[Sho]

I honestly am worried that because Trump has a loud group of supporters and Clinton doesn't...that Trump will actually win this thing.

Indeed, and he would win much in the same way that Bush beat Dukakis in 88.

[archibaldcrane]

It's weird that #neverTrumpers are called the cucks. You'd think that Republicans and conservatives who are excited to watch Trump fuck their movement over would be more appropriate for that title.

[notorious bum]

Liberals should know about cucks, they wrote the manual on it, after all.

[Galkaeater]

its not wierd at all since the 'conservative movement' is/was controled oppostion (aka cucked)

[Minions]

Bernie is having a recount in KY.... for reasons no one knows other than himself.

[thetruepandagod]

[Zealot]

Statistically that doesn't hold up.