2016 USA Presidential election thread I: The warm-up

[tyven]

Reddit is a bane and a blight on the entire human race, lol.

this is such a terrible school of thought, everyone that says it is an idiot

[notorious bum]

Reddit showerthoughts is good shit, though, and I don't even smoke.

[Cantih]

and you can't say shit about /gamedeals

[BaneTheBrawler]

the individual game subreddits are usually good places. and im particularly fond of /r/starshipporn and the various Lego subreddits.

But we digress.

[kuronosan]

Some of us /r/digressing.

[Krandor]

Well speaking of reddit, this picture is currently floating at the top of r/all

[Koul]

I'd like to welcome and congratulate the black lives matter movement to mainstream. Where the supposed "minority" will shit up and tarnish the whole thing. I hope you enjoy your stay. I'm eager to see all the progress it will continue to not do.

[Dantrag]

Well speaking of reddit, this picture is currently floating at the top of r/all

http://media.giphy.com/media/94EQmVHkveNck/giphy.gif

[notorious bum]

Plot Twist, one of the so-called BLM protestors that hijacked Bernie's rally is a GOP gal who fell out of love with them https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...=1&pnref=story

[Andalusian girls]

it's almost as though people don't always maintain their pubescent belief systems

[tyven]

Well speaking of reddit, this picture is currently floating at the top of r/all

CLAP BACK

[Charismatic]

I'd be a bit concerned if I was shootin' that clear.
Firing literal blanks.

[kuronosan]

I'd be a bit concerned if I was shootin' that clear.
Firing literal blanks.

You're thinking of seminal proteins, because sperm cells don't make it super cloudy white.

Seminal secretions are actually clear.

http://www.healthcare-online.org/Why...erm-Clear.html

Low sperm != No sperm

[tyven]

You're thinking of seminal proteins, because sperm cells don't make it super cloudy white.

Seminal secretions are actually clear.

http://www.healthcare-online.org/Why...erm-Clear.html

Low sperm != No sperm

u know the most random shit about the most random shit

[Sho]

this is such a terrible school of thought, everyone that says it is an idiot

I'm OK with being an idiot. Reddit is still terrible in certain places.

[Sho]

I'd like to welcome and congratulate the black lives matter movement to mainstream. Where the supposed "minority" will shit up and tarnish the whole thing. I hope you enjoy your stay. I'm eager to see all the progress it will continue to not do.

Black Lives Matter is such a farce in some ways. It's a movement that allows for the shit tier individuals to continue to do dumb shit with impunity and also to hide behind the movement as soon as something happens to them. I'm not talking about the major killings that have happened in the last year+ either, which all hold merit behind and within the movement.

[Charismatic]

u know the most random shit about the most random shit

And he does nothing but kill jokes, its impressive in both ways.

[kuronosan]

You might even call it... the killing joke.

[Serra]

Democrats: No change (of course).

Republicans: Pretty big changes after the first debate. Trump is still in first (29%), but Cruz is now in second (13%), Carson is up to third (11%), and Fiorina jumped all the way to fourth (8%) (tied with Rubio there). Bush and Walker both fell to sixth (tied at 7%). Christie fell out of the top ten (down to twelfth) while Perry is tied with Kaisch for tenth.

(Based on the latest poll -- NBC/Surveymonkey)

[notorious bum]

Portland set the record tonight as 28,000 showed up for our rally. The momentum is nothing less than extraordinary. http://bernie.to/RecordInPortland …