2016 USA Presidential election thread I: The warm-up

[Krandor]

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/...cording-to-ap/

[Niiro]

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/...cording-to-ap/

Hillary Clinton Will Be Nominated Because More Democrats Are Voting For Her

Whoa now, let's not jump to any crazy conclusions.

[BerenTebogo]

I used to really like Quicklet as a poster before this thread. I just don't know what to believe anymore.

[Mertron]

at what point is it acceptable to post this on bookface

Spoiler: show

[BerenTebogo]

Right now

[Ragnus]

The Joke
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[Melena]

Whoa now, let's not jump to any crazy conclusions.

Is this sarcasm or do you truly don't think that 3million more votes than Bernie = more Democrats voting for Hillary vs. Bernie?

[Tyrath]

Clearly sarcasm lol

[Serra]

C'mon, there's a literally perfect response right above that.

[Rooney]

Was super obvious, but to be fair there are a ton of die hard berniebros that are having an absolute cow over the media calling Hillary the presumptive nominee last night. Somehow they gloss right over presumptive...

[archibaldcrane]

They're like "SHE'S NOT THE PRESUMPTIVE NOMINEE, THE SUPERDELEGATES HAVEN'T VOTED YET AND COULD CHANGE THEIR MINDS"

and it's like "yeah, the presumption is that they won't"

[Niiro]

[Day]

dat turkey neck

[Xno Kappa]

Bernie has convinced a grand total of 0 super delegates thus far to sway to his side. Better step up his game by next month.

[Krandor]

HE JUST NEEDS TO WIN CALIFORNIA AND THEN ALL THOSE CRAZY SUPERDELEGATES AND BLACKS WILL FALL IN LINE WITH COMRADE BERNIE.

I JUST PHONE BANKED 30K PEOPLE AND DONATED MY WELFARE CHECK TO BERNIE, MATCH ME BROTHERS

Speaking of donating, have the Bernie Bros gotten the memo that excess money in his war chest is actually going to be used to feed the beast (Hillary)?

[Ksandra]

Voted for the Bern today, but will gladly vote for Hillary in the general.

[Andalusian girls]

i was looking forward to a Californian vote actually mattering for once, alas, compulsory irrelevance is now the norm for the greatest of states. at least we get a fly sticker with which to impress all the girls as we bury the socialist.

[Melena]

I'm expecting my facebook feed to look like a Morton's factory by the end of the day. Already got one berniebro who claims Hillary has ties with some guy (can't think of his name) who made some people in Argentina disappear.

Found his post, copy and pasted the part I was referencing.

To make matters worse, Hillary and Bill Clinton are personal friends with Henry Kissinger!! Kissinger was responsible for the "disappeared" in Argentina, the assassination of Allende and the rise of Pinochet in Chile, the carpet bombing and murder of 2.5 million Cambodians and the rise of Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge as the result of bombing that country. He was the model for Dr. Strangelove, based on his theory of Mutually Assured Destruction. This is the man Hillary Clinton calls a mentor and touts his support of her campaign!! Do Not Be Deceived Hillary is Very Power Hungry, Evil and Wicked!! Hillary Is Only Out To Help Herself and Her Friends!!

[archibaldcrane]

Most of that is varying shades of true. (the Dr. Strangelove part is not)

[Dotsudoku]

saw the last part and all I could read was "she only cares about her friends, her family, and school"

but I mean whatever, if you want to vote for her, I could talk to her