2016 USA Presidential election thread I: The warm-up

[Headspace]

Hillary confirmed for schizophrenia.


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[tyven]

HAMILTON REFERENCE BOW DOWN YES

[Mertron]

you cannot be trusted with the nuclear codes

yeah well, your uncle molests collies

[Minions]

Hillary confirmed for schizophrenia.


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I wish I had whatever shit you are on.

[Mertron]

BABY YOURE A FIIIIIIIIREWORKKKKKK

[Dotsudoku]

Sorry haters, but this was her chance to fuck it all up, and she slayed it

[Jaxzer]

Oh that fake surprise

[Intrinsic]

Hillary dominated this shit, fuck all the haters who were hoping she'd screw this up.

[myreality]

"America is great because America is good!" The fuck?.....

Speech was good, this line though irks me.

[Day]

totally killed it in front of a fully controlled democratic crowd

[Mertron]

ACTIVE FIRE HAZARD

THOSE POOR BERNIE SUPPORTERS LOCKED IN THE STADIUM

[Jaxzer]

The Bill balloon flip

[kisada]

for real i thought after michelle, joe, bill, and obama's speeches there'd be pretty much no way she could come close.

but it's not just me right? she had the best speech of the dnc. is it just me?

[Minions]

ACTIVE FIRE HAZARD

It legit would be if those balloons were full of a gas other than oxygen... but those balloons don't so they are probably not.

[Mertron]

for real i thought after michelle, joe, bill, and obama's speeches there'd be pretty much no way she could come close.

but it's not just me right? she had the best speech of the dnc. is it just me?

she may have had better material but I feel like barack delivered better

but Barry is the man so

[Dotsudoku]

"America is great because America is good!" The fuck?.....

Speech was good, this line though irks me.

Definitely awkward at first glance, but the "good" is with regard to kindness I imagine, not tautology

[Dotsudoku]

for real i thought after michelle, joe, bill, and obama's speeches there'd be pretty much no way she could come close.

but it's not just me right? she had the best speech of the dnc. is it just me?

I wouldn't say best, but exceeded my expectations of her

[Mertron]

Welp, convention is over. Call in the underpaid Guatemalans to sweep this confetti up

[myreality]

Definitely awkward at first glance, but the "good" is with regard to kindness I imagine, not tautology

Meh, i know what they were going for, just did not flow with the rest of the script.

[tyven]

for real i thought after michelle, joe, bill, and obama's speeches there'd be pretty much no way she could come close.

but it's not just me right? she had the best speech of the dnc. is it just me?

The gravity of the moment scores her extra points. I also think the way she said "donald" edged her out over Barry in the "open disdain for you opponent" category. but for me the winner is still uncle Joe