SUPER BOWL XLIX: Scary Black Men versus Dirty Rotten Cheaters

[Krandor]

They saved the best for last.

I felt it coming and it was so worth it.

[Chun Liroy]

Welcome back Mert, you've been gone a while, how's it hangin?

[Headspace]

Most of them seem to be butthurt ex-Steeler players, former Jet back up quarterbacks, and Peyton Manning cultists. The "deflate gate" witch hunt was the most slanderous shit I have seen in a long time. Wasn't I just recently talking about a media agenda against New England that people scoffed at?

The deflated balls bullshit was at bats hit crazy as North Korean reports on the Supreme Leaders riding unicorns to work.



Fuck yeah. Thanks. I moved and haven't set up my PC yet. Using a Macbook Pro, which feels like trying to back-engineer an alien space-ship, so I haven't been posting.

Also, last weeks media shit storm was depressing.

Americans are a dumb mob.

Have I missed any Jason Whitlock articles about how the Pats v Hawks represents the coming race war?

Denver Post has published TWO articles about how Mike Brown is a racist because he won't release Vance Joseph to be DC of the Broncos.

[NinjaLotter]

DT did an interview and said the Bronco players in the locker room were scared of going to New England lmao.

Peyton Manning leadership.

DT leaving Denver for sure. Wouldn't be surprised if we dump Amendola and give his money to Thomas. Thomas + Gronk + Edelman + Lafell + Brady will be record setting, and Peyton will retire knowing he doesn't want to embarrass himself without being carried via YAC

NE beat 3 teams in this years playoffs - Baltimore, Indy, and without even facing them, they took Denver's soul.

[Cutriss]

All hail Queen Allison Janney.

[NinjaLotter]

[vagus]

Hate is strong in canada. Casual fans hating both sides.

NE supporters : I only know them because of some Tom Brady guy, I hate how seattle has infiltrated canada, I hate bandwagon fans (even though I don't watch football).

Seahawk fans : I hate NE cuz they're too good or they cheat, only a fan the past 3 seasons (even though I don't watch football.)

Most ppl I run into barely watch sports so hearing them talk football is hilarous. I live in Vancouver, and its only natural that a lot of supports of Seattle.

[Dimmauk]

I would like to petition a title change for NinjaLotter to The Locker Room Guy.

[wipers]

Hate is strong in canada. Casual fans hating both sides.

NE supporters : I only know them because of some Tom Brady guy, I hate how seattle has infiltrated canada, I hate bandwagon fans (even though I don't watch football).

Seahawk fans : I hate NE cuz they're too good or they cheat, only a fan the past 3 seasons (even though I don't watch football.)

Most ppl I run into barely watch sports so hearing them talk football is hilarous. I live in Vancouver, and its only natural that a lot of supports of Seattle.

Wait this Canada place it is real ?

[Krandor]

NFL apparently oversold tickets to the Super Bowl and is now cancelling some people tickets last minute, some not finding out about it until they already arrived in Phoenix.

Edit : Nvm it was people getting caught by short selling. Still really crappy.

[Akiyama]

omg at the key and peele last one.. oh man the best.

[Krandor]

Thanks Bill Simmons

[Adajer]

cant wait for dat halftime show. gonna let my colors burst

[Mertron]

[Marootsoobutsu]

Jerome Bettis making the Hall of Fame is an absolute joke. He was a mediocre running back in an age of terrible running backs, and while he could always fall forward, he wasn't something you game planned around any more than a moderately talented right guard. I maintain my belief that, at this point, Hall of Fame voting should not be done by the press, but by current members of the Hall of Fame-- I am relatively sure Bettis would have to wait to be a Senior Candidate if he ever got in at all.

Polian could go either way (more for what he did in Buffalo and Carolina than Indianapolis, but whatever), but Bettis is the most glaring, "One of these things is not like the others." Brown, Shields, Seau, and Haley were among the greats of all time, not just maybe-better-than-most-of-the-guys-playing-at-the-time-but-not-really-spectacular.


Also: Rodgers winning the MVP isn't an absolute travesty, but it demonstrates that a defensive player will never win the award again. It's a joke-- they need a Joe Montana Award and then an MVP-- just have a best QB award that's basically "This would have been the MVP, but we're tired of it always being QBs", and then let the rest of the players battle it out on a more even battlefield. Though, this line in the NFL's announcement made me lol:

If not for a string of Lambeau Field laughers with leads of 30-3, 45-0, 38-3 and 42-0, the Packers wouldn't have taken the air out of the ball for quarters at a time

[NinjaLotter]

Bettis is a retard.

[archibaldcrane]

Also: Rodgers winning the MVP isn't an absolute travesty, but it demonstrates that a defensive player will never win the award again. It's a joke-- they need a Joe Montana Award and then an MVP-- just have a best QB award that's basically "This would have been the MVP, but we're tired of it always being QBs", and then let the rest of the players battle it out on a more even battlefield.

If JJ Watt played on the Arizona Cardinals this year, he would've been MVP. You can't fight the "non-playoff team" and "defensive player" stigmas simultaneously.

[wipers]

The fact there is a fantasy player of the year is a travesty.

[Mertron]

so bobby wagner got an mvp vote

neat

[archibaldcrane]

so bobby wagner got an mvp vote

neat

But not a DPOY vote.