SUPER BOWL XLIX: Scary Black Men versus Dirty Rotten Cheaters

[Moss]

the problem with stickem is if you clap your hands to break the huddle like orlando jones in the replacements your hands get stuck together and you cant open them to catch a ball!

[Mertron]

the problem is who cares

[Mertron]

where is the combine when you need it

[archibaldcrane]

http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/t...on-of-nfl-qbs/

Rodgers 6th all time, even though it doesn't count rushing stats, with less than half Brady's number of starts?

Sounds about right.

[Celeras]

Rodgers 6th all time, even though it doesn't count rushing stats, with less than half Brady's number of starts?

Sounds about right.

Mark Sanchez 30th all time. I like this list.

Usually it was hard for me to fudge the argument that he was better than 30th in any given year.

Also: finally the numbers to prove that Flacco > Marino. Fuck you Tyche.

[NinjaLotter]

Beast Mode gives zero fucks what Pete says in the Superbowl.

[Rhyis.]

According to Madden video games, everyone used stickem back in the old days. Keep fishing

Nah. 49ers were unstoppable in the original Madden games man. Auto-win.

[tyven]

Beast Mode gives zero fucks what Pete says in the Superbowl.

this wasn't actually from the superbowl, tho i am willing to bet a similar exchange, shit maybe even the exact same exchange, took place.

[Rhyis.]

yeah it was reg season sometime

[Cutriss]

If Edelman said he put sticky stuff on his gloves right now, you would all go to Defcon 5, but it's cool, I know why.

I hope you mean DEFCON 1.

[Dimmauk]

Beast Mode gives zero fucks what Pete says in the Superbowl.

[NinjaLotter]

Jerry Rice ‏@JerryRice 6h6 hours ago
I apologize ppl after doing my research about stickum! The NFL banned this in 1981. All players did it! #equalplayingfield

LOL

Throwing stones from glass houses.

[Dimmauk]

Jerry Rice ‏@JerryRice 6h6 hours ago
I apologize ppl after doing my research about stickum! The NFL banned this in 1981. All players did it! #equalplayingfield

LOL

Throwing stones from glass houses.

Don't worry according to the NFL Belichick is still the greatest cheater of all time. The fact that the Patriots pride themselves on knowing the rules, but when they get caught they say they didn't know that it was illegal.

Hey remember when Josh McDaniels got caught spying in Denver? Shit was hilarious.

Enjoy your lifetime asterisk

[Marootsoobutsu]

The issue with stickem was that it wasn't standard. Gloves nowadays are most likely more effective, but since everyone uses them and the gloves are the same it's no issue.

It wasn't legal; that doesn't mean it wasn't standard. Many starters from Rice's early days were around when Stickum wasn't only standard, but legal. It was a slow turn-around in the player, base, and the "real" ban was "Don't make it so freaking obvious, you idiots. And yes, gloves nowadays are more effective.

I don't need to make a point.

The so called "greatest wide receiver of all time" admitting he put a sticky adhesive on his gloves during games is pretty illuminating and damning stuff, and makes my point for me.

If Edelman said he put sticky stuff on his gloves right now, you would all go to Defcon 5, but it's cool, I know why.

Jelly, jelly, jelly.

Somewhere, someone who owns a tin mine is grateful you are alive.

[NinjaLotter]

https://twitter.com/search?f=realtim...0Rice&src=tyah

Jerry Rice getting ROASTED so hard right now. <3 <3

Tapin' Aikman is next. Trying to tarnish Tom Br4dy over taping defensive signals yet…

"Oh in a heartbeat, yeah. Yes I did," Johnson said, before confirming it was done via video.
"Oh yeah, I did it with video and so did a lot of other teams in the league," Johnson continued. "Just to make sure that you could study it and take your time, because you're going to play the other team the second time around. But a lot of coaches did it, this was commonplace."

Hopefully guys like Jimmy Johnson coming out and saying how commonplace the practice of taping opponent's signals was will mitigate the rest of the country's fascination with Bill Belichek and the Patriots.
Jimmy gave us more:

He then detailed how he learned: "I was saying one of Marty Schottenheimers scouts, Mark Hatley, who has passed away now, Mark told me that's how they did it, and Howard Mudd their offensive line coach with Kansas City, who now coaches for Tony Dungy, he was the best in the entire league at stealing signals."
And his methods: "My guy was up with my camera crew in the press box. So you'd just put an extra camera up with your camera crew in the press box who zoomed in on the signal callers. That's the best way to do it, but anyway you can't always do that because the press box camera crew might be on the same side as the opposing team. If they're on the same side as the opposing team that's when you need to do it from the sideline."

Glass houses coming down all over the NFL. What a sleazy hypocritical bitch!

[NinjaLotter]

Don't worry according to the NFL Belichick is still the greatest cheater of all time. The fact that the Patriots pride themselves on knowing the rules, but when they get caught they say they didn't know that it was illegal.

Hey remember when Josh McDaniels got caught spying in Denver? Shit was hilarious.

Enjoy your lifetime asterisk

Blah blah blah, Im so jealous of the Patriots and all their success because my team sucks balls, blah blah blah

[Cail]

Edit: Nvm not worth it lol

[Boyiee]

Good choice, he's talking to himself most of the time anyway.

[NinjaLotter]

Nobody thinks it's amusing that Troy Aikman tried to attack Tom Brady over Crygate and said the punishment for a fake scandal should be worse than Bounty Gate? Sorry, but that's Grade A hypocrisy and Grade A stupidity.

It's cool if you don't care, but don't act like it's absurd to bring up.

These people are supposed to be knowledgable experts and don't know shit. The masses could rightfully attack Troy Aikman for all the things they gleefully attack Brady over, by his own head coaches zealous admission. Troy Aikman is a fucking idiot.

[Krandor]

I sincerely doubt anyone here would think of Aikman as anything other then an idiot, but by all means keep going.