2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[NinjaLotter]

He called himself the "deflator" in May. You guys are seriously daft.

"Oh ma' Gawd. He called himself the deflator during the 2014 off season/draft and the scandal is called deflate-gate. That means Tom tried to cheat."

I honestly hope none of you fools ever get jury duty.

[NinjaLotter]

I love how they have scientific input from Nobel Laureate.

Not quite as compelling as a Jerome Bettis, if you're a dumb, stupid retard, but worth mentioning none-the-less.

[tyven]

He called himself the "deflator" in May. You guys are seriously daft.

"Oh ma' Gawd. He called himself the deflator during the 2014 off season/draft and the scandal is called deflate-gate. That means Tom tried to cheat."

I honestly hope none of you fools ever get jury duty.

Thanks man that's thoughtful cuz Jury Duty is seriously the fuckin worst

[Valisk]

He called himself the "deflator" in May. You guys are seriously daft.

"Oh ma' Gawd. He called himself the deflator during the 2014 off season/draft and the scandal is called deflate-gate. That means Tom tried to cheat."

I honestly hope none of you fools ever get jury duty.

Chill buddy. We just fuckin with you... He's not going to ESPN to talk about his weight loss... yet.

[NinjaLotter]

The text messages confirm he was talking about weight loss.

[NinjaLotter]

The Wells Report just got fucking obliterated.

Who feels stupid?

Not Jet fans. You need to be smart to know when you should feel stupid.

*does the running man*

[Krandor]

So I'm assuming NL's reddit account is ihateconnecticut who has been going off in the Daily Brady thread on there.

[NinjaLotter]

So I'm assuming NL's reddit account is ihateconnecticut who has been going off in the Daily Brady thread on there.

Got me.



















j/k Not me.

Also, what town in Cape Cod did you move to?

[Valisk]

The text messages confirm he was talking about weight loss.

So the "big fellow" McNally is telling the "slender guy" Jastremski (who is working to bulk up) to "deflate" aka lose weight? Is that your final answer?

[NinjaLotter]

So the "big fellow" McNally is telling the "slender guy" Jastremski (who is working to bulk up) to "deflate" aka lose weight? Is that your final answer?

Yes. Why does that sound sinister? You haven't established inside jokes or terminology with friends or co-workers that other people would think is stupid?

What does "deflate and give somebody that jacket" have to do with football PSI? (I can't wait)

[NinjaLotter]

Is that the only part you read? I just finished it and it completely destroys the Wells Report. Wells should honestly be embarrassed right now, but I told you all that days ago.

[Krandor]

Also, what town in Cape Cod did you move to?

I live on the base, so sandwiched between Bourne and Falmouth

[Celeras]

Idk. Deflate the football and give someone the autographed jacket you were bribed with to do so?

Nahhhh weight loss makes much more sense. That's probably why he was fired. No fatties in the Pats organization. Just look at what they did to Wilfork.

[tyven]

Maybe they established that as an inside joke for weight loss since they had been deflating footballs for years because TB12 has never accomplished anything without cheating

[NinjaLotter]

I live on the base, so sandwiched between Bourne and Falmouth

Ah. I ask because I just moved here and I was talking to some supreme hippy beta-male today and started smirking during the conversation because your post popped into my head about having to give up one's testicles to buy property down here.

It's not everybody but at the same time… so true.

[Tyche]

I had a lengthy response typed and accidentally tabbed out and lost it. But I think it was obviously a play on words from his nickname, derived from deflating footballs. This become more obvious when he referenced the moniker and jokes about going to espn. I guess ESPN is interested in his weight. (edit: beaten by Tyven)

Also, I giggled a bit that in the same report that criticizes Wells' relationship with the NFL, Kraft cites the co-founder of a company he has investments in.

I've always thought the texts were the most damning part of the report. I still believe that. I wonder if Lloyd or Harry will roll on the Pats.

[Krandor]

supreme hippy beta-male

So, Chatham?

[NinjaLotter]

Idk. Deflate the football and give someone the autographed jacket you were bribed with to do so?

Nahhhh weight loss makes much more sense. That's probably why he was fired. No fatties in the Pats organization. Just look at what they did to Wilfork.

The desperation is strong with this one.

[Bregor]

If I was a fatty and my one job was deflating Brady's footballs I'd call weight loss "deflating" too.

Fuck tom

[NinjaLotter]

So, Chatham?

Wellfleet.