2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[NinjaLotter]

I had a lengthy response typed and accidentally tabbed out and lost it. But I think it was obviously a play on words from his nickname, derived from deflating footballs. This become more obvious when he referenced the moniker and jokes about going to espn. I guess ESPN is interested in his weight. (edit: beaten by Tyven)

Also, I giggled a bit that in the same report that criticizes Wells' relationship with the NFL, Kraft cites the co-founder of a company he has investments in.

I've always thought the texts were the most damning part of the report. I still believe that. I wonder if Lloyd or Harry will roll on the Pats.

The desperation is strong with this one, too.

[Krandor]

Man you could eat at Red Barn daily, I am jelly

[NinjaLotter]

The Colt footballs were also under inflated. This `controversy` is the dumbest in NFL history.

It's alarming how easily a dictatorship could take root over this country because the dumbass masses can be steered into any narrative television wants.

Seriously, both teams had under inflated footballs lol.

Florio is now speculating that the league stopped testing the Colt balls because the fact that theirs were also under 12.5 PSI was a source of huge frustration for the haters trying to catch the Patriots in some sinister act.

Total fail.

Everybody who believes Tom Brady cheated should be stripped of their voting rights for being too fucking retarded

[NinjaLotter]

Man you could eat at Red Barn daily, I am jelly

I haven't eaten there yet but all the restaurants I've gone to so far have been awesome.

I imagine shitty places don't last long because of all the tourism and competition so everything is bomb.

[Valisk]

Yes. Why does that sound sinister? You haven't established inside jokes or terminology with friends or co-workers that other people would think is stupid?

What does "deflate and give somebody that jacket" have to do with football PSI? (I can't wait)

Idk. Deflate the football and give someone the autographed jacket you were bribed with to do so?

^This is actually the first thing that came to mind. Deflate the footballs to Tom's liking and give the memorabilia that you are rewarded with to somebody.

Like I've said, this investigation is pretty ridiculous, but the Pats and folks like NL trying to push this naive bullshit is hilarious. Boy if you don't get!

[Serra]

Got a chance to speak to a lawyer friend to clear up the point from earlier about deleting texts.

He said if Brady deleted texts, the NFL could claim Spoliation of Evidence. Short version, the courts can infer the meaning of the evidence against Brady and in favor of the NFL. It would basically allow one to infer that Brady deleted the texts because they contained incriminating evidence which could lead the case to be thrown out.

[NinjaLotter]

^This is actually the first thing that came to mind. Deflate the footballs to Tom's liking and give the memorabilia that you are rewarded with to somebody.

Like I've said, this investigation is pretty ridiculous, but the Pats and folks like NL trying to push this naive bullshit is hilarious. Boy if you don't get!

So you're just gonna' make shit up that isn't there, and connect dots to invisible, non-existent places because it suits your hater agenda, and you're telling me Patriot fans are the naive ones.

What part of "the Colt balls were also under inflated" does your brain not grasp, man?

Let me help you.

[Tyche]

Florio also thinks you'd be a retard to believe he was known as the deflator for weight loss. WHICH FLORIO DO I BELIEVE?

[NinjaLotter]

Florio also thinks you'd be a retard to believe he was known as the deflator for weight loss. WHICH FLORIO DO I BELIEVE?

It's funny how the Wells Report was just thoroughly fucking annihilated and all people want to focus on is the `Deflator rebuttal`, which is supported by text.

Where is your version of "the Deflator" supported by text? Nowhere.

Tom Brady says he wants the footballs at 12.5 PSI. You take that to be some kind of code-language for "Secretly deflate the balls below 12.5 PSI after the officials check them out."

You're an idiot. Sorry.

[Tyche]

Got a chance to speak to a lawyer friend to clear up the point from earlier about deleting texts.

He said if Brady deleted texts, the NFL could claim Spoliation of Evidence. Short version, the courts can infer the meaning of the evidence against Brady and in favor of the NFL. It would basically allow one to infer that Brady deleted the texts because they contained incriminating evidence which could lead the case to be thrown out.

There are numerous reasons why this is never ever going to court. People speculating that Brady will go full on with defamation are god damned moronic. Litigating a defamation suit is an open invitation for highly paid investigators to find the worse things you've ever done and talk about them under oath.

[Tyche]

It's funny how the Wells Report was just thoroughly fucking annihilated and all people want to focus on is the `Deflator rebuttal`, which is supported by text.

Where is your version of "the Deflator" supported by text? Nowhere.

Tom Brady says he wants the footballs at 12.5 PSI. You take that to be some kind of code-language for "Secretly deflate the balls below 12.5 PSI after the officials check them out."

You're an idiot. Sorry.

So I'm an idiot, Florio is an idiot, and you're citing Florio. You tend to reference a lot of idiots. I got nothing here.

[NinjaLotter]

Tom Brady be like
http://i.giphy.com/9cbDzc591MSLm.gif

[NinjaLotter]

So I'm an idiot, Florio is an idiot, and you're citing Florio. You tend to reference a lot of idiots. I got nothing here.

Where is the Black Sox scandal when the Indianapolis footballs were also below 12.5 PSI?

I can't wait to see what brand of ignorant bullshit you start spewing to answer this question.

[NinjaLotter]

So I'm an idiot, Florio is an idiot, and you're citing Florio. You tend to reference a lot of idiots. I got nothing here.

You also failed to say where your version of "the deflator" is supported by text and evidence.

[Tyche]

Where is the Black Sox scandal when the Indianapolis footballs were also below 12.5 PSI?

I can't wait to see what brand of ignorant bullshit you start spewing to answer this question.

Hey man, I never said this was some horrible scandal. I said it wasn't as bad as spygate. And I predicted a far lesser punishment. Try not to go all in on strawman arguments.

[Valisk]

So you're just gonna' make shit up that isn't there, and connect dots to invisible, non-existent places because it suits your hater agenda, and you're telling me Patriot fans are the naive ones.

What part of "the Colt balls were also under inflated" does your brain not grasp, man?

Let me help you.

I'm going to use inference to reach a logical conclusion to a reasonable person.

Of the 15 balls tested by game official Clete Blakeman, ALL 11 of the Patriots balls were under the PSI limit and ALL 4 of the Colts balls were within PSI requirements.

Of the 15 balls test by game official Dyrol Prioleau, ALL 11 of the Patriots balls were under the PSI limit and 3 of the 4 Colts balls were under the PSI limit.

Have you seen the differences in PSI rating between the balls?! Cool, we'll account for margin of error.

Pats Footballs (2 gauges):

-1.0 and -0.7
-1.65 and -1.3
-1.35 and -1.0
-1.8 and -1.5
-1.4 and -1.05
-0.9 and -0.55
-0.65 and -0.2
-1.4 and -0.95
-1.55 and -1.15
-2.0 and -1.6
-1.6 and -1.15

Colts Footballs (2 gauges):

In Range and -0.15
In Range and -0.2
In Range and In Range
In Range and -0.35

I'll let you and the weight loss champ figure out the common denominator.

[Headspace]

Thanks man that's thoughtful cuz Jury Duty is seriously the fuckin worst

Don't you dare speak ill of Pauly Shore.



Buh-uhhhhhhhhhhhhdy

[Dimmauk]

Where is the Black Sox scandal when the Indianapolis footballs were also below 12.5 PSI?

I can't wait to see what brand of ignorant bullshit you start spewing to answer this question.

Can you link me to the information on the Colts deflated balls? I want to check this out.


Nevermind just saw Valisk's post.

So most of the Pats balls were 1-2 pounds and the Colts were .1 -.2 LOL

[Headspace]

Can you link me to the information on the Colts deflated balls? I want to check this out.


Nevermind just saw Valisk's post.

http://www.breitbart.org

[NinjaLotter]

I'm going to use inference to reach a logical conclusion to a reasonable person.

Of the 15 balls tested by game official Clete Blakeman, ALL 11 of the Patriots balls were under the PSI limit and ALL 4 of the Colts balls were within PSI requirements.

Of the 15 balls test by game official Dyrol Prioleau, ALL 11 of the Patriots balls were under the PSI limit and 3 of the 4 Colts balls were under the PSI limit.

Have you seen the differences in PSI rating between the balls?! Cool, we'll account for margin of error.

Pats Footballs (2 gauges):

-1.0 and -0.7
-1.65 and -1.3
-1.35 and -1.0
-1.8 and -1.5
-1.4 and -1.05
-0.9 and -0.55
-0.65 and -0.2
-1.4 and -0.95
-1.55 and -1.15
-2.0 and -1.6
-1.6 and -1.15

Colts Footballs (2 gauges):

In Range and -0.15
In Range and -0.2
In Range and In Range
In Range and -0.35

I'll let you and the weight loss champ figure out the common denominator.

The Colt balls were under, despite sitting in room temperature the entire time the Patriot balls were being tested. While the Patriot balls were being tested, the PSI of the Colt balls was rising. The Patriots dominated the last half of the 2nd quarter. The Patriot balls were in the rain the entire time while the Colt balls were in a bag. Despite this, the Colt balls were still under 12.5 PSI.

If you had tested all the Colt balls first, theirs would be lower, and the Patriot balls, previously outside, exposed to the cold and rain, would have been rising back to 12.5 PSI while waiting to be tested.

The fact that testing showed the Colt balls to be under 12.5 PSI and they stopped testing them anyway is amazing.

I'm sorry you let yourself be baited into another fake news scandal.