2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[Aragon of Odin]

Is anyone else as psyched as I am for the Vikings defense to turn into the monster its meant to be this season?

I AM EXCITE!!!

Also still interested to see what that big fucker from Germany can do, hopefully he will pan out in the NFL

[NinjaLotter]

You seem to think people care about the patriots and their past accomplishments

Yeah, what could ever lead me to think that.

Maybe it's the fact that the whole country is always crying about them 24/7 365.

[NinjaLotter]

[tyven]

how pumped are you for the NFL Network's Football Life: Tom Brady against all odds 2 electric boogaloo. About how he beat the odds and continued being allowed to cheat because this has all been meticulously mapped out by league lawyers since January

[Bregor]

how pumped are you for the NFL Network's Football Life: Tom Brady against all odds 2 electric boogaloo. About how he beat the odds and continued being allowed to cheat because this has all been meticulously mapped out by league lawyers since January

[NinjaLotter]

Tom Brady: Because there is such a thing as too awesome.

[Harajuku]

Tom Brady: Because there is such a thing as too awesome.

You should apply for the now available ballboy spot. You can then Touch Brady's balls all you want. You sure seem to daydream about it.

[NinjaLotter]

lol nsfw

[AidenCarby]

Fucking Bill Burr lol

[Adajer]

Is Matt Ryan going to be suspended for the Falcons pumping up the crowd noise?

IIRC, the falcons have been have been winning a lot at home lately.

[Krandor]

You remember wrong

[Adajer]

So, since they didnt win big it is ok? Sweep it under the rug.

[Tyche]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/c...ly-2points.jpg

[Mertron]

Is Matt Ryan going to be suspended for the Falcons pumping up the crowd noise?

IIRC, the falcons have been have been winning a lot at home lately.

lolwut

[Mertron]

also if the deflator wanted to lose weight he should have just sat outside in the cold and rain for a couple hours

[Krandor]

also if the deflator wanted to lose weight he should have just sat outside in the cold and rain for a couple hours

Perfect

[NinjaLotter]

Bill O'Reilly was on Jimmy Fallon spreading false information (not sure when, it was on DVR).

"OH, THOSE TWO KNUCKLEHEADS ARE GONE. THEY'RE OUT OF THERE, THE ONES WHO DID IT. AND I KNOW BRADY, HE'S A SMART GUY, HE KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON."

AIR PRESSURE DROPS IN COLD WEATHER? YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.

What an asshole. Like anyone believes he knows a fucking thing about football. GOTTA' RIDE THAT RATINGS GRAVY TRAIN

[NinjaLotter]

Is Matt Ryan going to be suspended for the Falcons pumping up the crowd noise?

IIRC, the falcons have been have been winning a lot at home lately.

Brady should get suspended for the Falcons pumping in crowd noise.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON

[NinjaLotter]

Patriots release emails from during the investigation
https://wellsreportcontext.files.wor...ls-5_15_15.pdf
Some snippets:

Ted and Lorin: ...
·As to Jim McNally,
·He is a game day only, minimum wage employee who is not due
back to the Stadium for work for another 5 or 6 months. He lives over an hour away from the stadium in NH, and has already missed several days of his full time work to appear for interviews. Rather than having his cooperation be appreciated by the League, League security personnel subjected him to irresponsible accusations of lying to them. Even after that, he came for a full day interview with you, much of which was spent asking him about routine autographing of items by Tom Brady and about texts exchanged with his friend, the team’s Equipment Assistant, months before the AFC Game and asking if he could interpret what someone else put in texts that were fairly obviously part of what could best be described as humorous responses to Tom Brady’s outbursts during the Jets game. He also, at our request, turned over his phone so that any relevant ESI could be produced.

·Due to leaks that could only have come from League personnel, Jim and his family have been subjected to public humiliation, with his name, photo and home address plastered all over the media, and media pursuing him. . . . A heavy burden is placed on anyone asking that he devote yet more time to this investigation. This is particularly true since, so far as I am aware, there is no one who has ever so much as seen Jim put a gauge or pump or needle in ball – he schleps them to and from the OLR to the field, and, given the information collected to date, never even knows whether or when he will be accompanied by League personnel on the journey from the OLR to the field.

·We just went through your similar request for what was the fourth interview by or on behalf of the League of John Jastremski. I had asked you in advance what the subject matter was going to be
when you asked for another interview of John, since we had an agreement from the outset that, barring extraordinary or unexpected circumstances, each person would be subjected to only one interview by you. You refused to give me the information I requested except to say that the topic was “new”. It turned out, however, that the topic involved asking about texts that you had before his prior interview – so it was not something that arose from extraordinary or unanticipated circumstances, but was apparently just something you neglected to
pursue in his earlier interview.

Anyone who supports Wells, the guy whose firm argued that second hand smoke cannot cause cancer in children, is a fucking asshole.

[Chun Liroy]

I found NL's reddit account

http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments...tadium/crbm3ba