2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[NinjaLotter]

lol.

[Serra]

The NFLPA defended both a domestic abuser and a child abuser. Ergo, anyone who supports the Patriots and the NFLPA is a fucking asshole.

Or are you just grandstanding against lawyers?

[NinjaLotter]

Just glanced at the thread. Multiple Patriot fans call Gillette stadium the Razor, yet you retards have been making fools of yourselves for months thinking that I'm making it up because you live in fucking Montana and have never heard it before.

Almost everyone locally calls it the fucking Razor.

Our quarterback is awesome, and so is our stadium nickname. In fact, everything about the Patriots is awesome, from our GOAT head coach, right on down to Julian Edelman's youtube channel.

BE JELLY

[NinjaLotter]

The NFLPA defended both a domestic abuser and a child abuser. Ergo, anyone who supports the Patriots and the NFLPA is a fucking asshole.

Or are you just grandstanding against lawyers?

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM BEHIND ALL THESE LOMBARDI TROPHIES, WAY UP HERE ATOP OUR MOUNTAIN OF UNIQUE GREATNESS. YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, BRO.

[Chun Liroy]

Just glanced at the thread. Multiple Patriot fans call Gillette stadium the Razor, yet you retards have been making fools of yourselves for months thinking that I'm making it up because you live in fucking Montana and have never heard it before.

Almost everyone locally calls it the fucking Razor.

Our quarterback is awesome, and so is our stadium nickname. In fact, everything about the Patriots is awesome, from our GOAT head coach, right on down to Julian Edelman's youtube channel.

BE JELLY

Deathstar/Jerry World > The Razor

[NinjaLotter]

http://stadiumdb.com/stadiums/usa/gillette_stadium

Gillette Stadium (The Razor)

Capacity 68 756
Country United States of America
City Foxboro
Clubs New England Revolution
Inauguration 11.05.2002 (NE Revolution - Dallas Burn 2-0)
Record attendance (MLS) 61 316 (NE Revolution - LA Galaxy 2-0, 20.10.2002)
Design Populous
Cost $325 million
Address One Patriot Place, Foxborough, MA
Hints There is a 12-story New england's lighthouse replica behind one of the goals

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserR...achusetts.html

“The Razor!” 4 of 5 stars
Review of Gillette Stadium

http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/a...-stadium-wifi/

The Razor Goes High-Tech at Gillette Stadium

http://www.sportstravel.com/venues/gillette-stadium.php

You would be hard pressed to find an NFL venue that’s seen more action than Gillette Stadium. Home of the New England Patriots, Gillette Stadium is one of the toughest places in the league for visiting teams. The Patriots are one of the NFL’s elite teams, with numerous Super Bowl victories to their credit and winning more than 80% of the games played on their home turf. Having players like Pro Bowl quarterback Tom Brady on the team is a big factor but putting almost 70,000 fans in the seats in regular sellouts doesn’t hurt either. Gillette Stadium was opened in 2002 and has quickly become a favorite of NFL fans everywhere. Known locally as “The Razor” this stadium has all the things that make seeing an NFL game a unique experience. Good visibility from everywhere in the stadium, large video screens, and easy access to refreshments make Gillette Stadium one of the better NFL venues.

Keep talking.

[AidenCarby]

Deathstar is a pretty bad ass name tbh.

[NinjaLotter]

Deathstar/Jerry World > The Razor

Stadium nicknames are only cool if the stadium is actually hard to play in. Considering Dallas loses most of its home games, the Death Star sort of falls flat.
Actually, never mind, it's kind of fitting since the Death Star always gets wasted by poorly equipped rebel fighters.

[Krandor]

Living out here for 2 years now and I've never heard anyone but NL call it the Razor.

[Dimmauk]

also if the deflator wanted to lose weight he should have just sat outside in the cold and rain for a couple hours

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...pvzn5wqgif.gif

[archibaldcrane]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...pvzn5wqgif.gif

Omg

How does this exist

[NinjaLotter]

Mark Sanchez: "With all due respect, coach, what good are the Philadelphia Eagles going to be against THAT?"

Chip Kelly: "We've obtained a technical read-out of the stadium and Jerry Jones has made a critical mistake. The Cowboys are bad."

http://media.giphy.com/media/NGIfqtcS81qi4/giphy.gif

[Buffy]

This is all I see when I clock on the NFL thread now:



Somehow that is actually better than having to read the content of his posts.

[NinjaLotter]

Living out here for 2 years now and I've never heard anyone but NL call it the Razor.

You live in the Cape, bro. The only things people on the Cape know about are sandals and exquisite brands of cheese.

[Chun Liroy]

Mark Sanchez: "With all due respect, coach, what good are the Philadelphia Eagles going to be against THAT?"

Chip Kelly: "We've obtained a technical read-out of the stadium and Jerry Jones has made a critical mistake. The Cowboys are bad."

http://media.giphy.com/media/NGIfqtcS81qi4/giphy.gif

Predicted to go 3-13, go 12-4. Cowboys ain't bad son. I do not like that we're gonna wind up being preseason SB favorites though. Nothing good ever comes from that.

[Dimmauk]

This is all I see when I clock on the NFL thread now:



Somehow that is actually better than having to read the content of his posts.

I can only think of two words to describe this.

Spoiler: show

Fuck Tom

[Dimmauk]

Predicted to go 3-13, go 12-4. Cowboys ain't bad son. I do not like that we're gonna wind up being preseason SB favorites though. Nothing good ever comes from that.

The Greatest Douche bag Super bowl would be the best thing ever. Wont happen though. Both teams wont even make the playoffs.

[NinjaLotter]

Predicted to go 3-13, go 12-4. Cowboys ain't bad son. I do not like that we're gonna wind up being preseason SB favorites though. Nothing good ever comes from that.

Preseason "favorites" is based solely on ratings and creating new headlines. This year the Colts are the `AFC Favorites` because they drafted a WR. They have been blown out by the Pats every single year since the 2009 4th down and 2 game, but now suddenly they're the favorites.

Just like Denver was the favorite last year, CUZ THEY SIGNED TJ WARD.

Before that it was the Texans.

Before that it was the Eagles dream team.

The right answer is the Pats, but saying the same thing every year for over a decade isn't as juicy as just making stupid shit up.

[Krandor]

No the best thing ever would be an all Texas Super Bowl

His will be done.

fuck tom

[Chun Liroy]

The Greatest Douche bag Super bowl would be the best thing ever. Wont happen though. Both teams wont even make the playoffs.

You mean the all american superbowl?