2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[NinjaLotter]

Pats v Cowboys at Superbowl 50 would be awesome, though.

[Chun Liroy]

Preseason "favorites" is based solely on ratings and creating new headlines. This year the Colts are the `AFC Favorites` because they drafted a WR. They have been blown out by the Pats every single year since the 2009 4th down and 2 game, but now suddenly they're the favorites.

Just like Denver was the favorite last year, CUZ THEY SIGNED TJ WARD.

Before that it was the Texans.

Before that it was the Eagles dream team.

The right answer is the Pats, but saying the same thing every year for over a decade isn't as juicy as just making stupid shit up.

We'll be getting hype because we upgraded our OL w/ a first round draft pick/UDFA, and picked up Randy Gregory Hardy duo. High profile signings lead to becoming preseason favorites. Especially with a big market team like the Cowboys where mentioning every time Dez goes to take a piss will get high ratings.

[Chun Liroy]

It's crazy how our ACTUAL first rd draft pick, which was a solid choice, is overshadowed by our 2nd rounder and UDFA pick up. Dude is a fucking freak of nature, there's almost no way he doesn't do well in the NFL.

[Headspace]

No the best thing ever would be an all Texas Super Bowl

His will be done.

fuck tom

Texans vs San Antonio Raiders

[NinjaLotter]

It's crazy how our ACTUAL first rd draft pick, which was a solid choice, is overshadowed by our 2nd rounder and UDFA pick up. Dude is a fucking freak of nature, there's almost no way he doesn't do well in the NFL.

Cowboys have a good chance if they can duplicate some of their rushing production from last season. Seattle and Arizona are the only teams they'll have to get by since we all know Rodgers sucks when it matters. I'm rooting for them to make it through the tournament because a Cowboy Patriots Superbowl 50 will result in buckets and buckets of hatorade tears and bitch-whining. It'll be glorious beyond words.

[tyven]

http://stadiumdb.com/stadiums/usa/gillette_stadium


http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserR...achusetts.html


http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/a...-stadium-wifi/


http://www.sportstravel.com/venues/gillette-stadium.php


Keep talking.

i had been sitting on this for months hoping no one would ever be smart enough to wiki the stadium. DAMN YOU

[Abandon]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...pvzn5wqgif.gif

oh my god

[Moss]

Dude is a fucking freak of nature, there's almost no way he doesn't do well in the NFL.

The Leroyest of Leroy statements

[Serra]

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM BEHIND ALL THESE LOMBARDI TROPHIES, WAY UP HERE ATOP OUR MOUNTAIN OF UNIQUE GREATNESS. YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, BRO.

Thank you for making my point.

[Gadritan]

Which team has the most trophies again?

[NinjaLotter]

Brady and Jordan playing golf in the Bahamas. Jordan looks like he could play linebacker.

[NinjaLotter]

Which team has the most trophies again?

Only reason the Squeelers have 6 rings is because the fix was in against Seattle in the 2005 season, and the only reason they even got to the Superbowl in 2008 was because Brady was out for the season. Brady fucking owns that shitty franchise. They have no fucking prayer of getting there if Polard doesn't take out Tom's ACL.

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Oh, and steroids.

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[Dimmauk]

Only reason the Squeelers have 6 rings is because the fix was in against Seattle in the 2005 season, and the only reason they even got to the Superbowl in 2008 was because Brady was out for the season. Brady fucking owns that shitty franchise. They have no fucking prayer of getting there if Polard doesn't take out Tom's ACL.

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Oh, and steroids.

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You sound as fucking retarded as the retards you complain about.

[NinjaLotter]

You sound as fucking retarded as the retards you complain about.

Why Tom Brady Fucking Owns the Shit Steelers
http://espn.go.com/blog/afceast/post...s-the-steelers

This is not opinion. This is fact.

Tom Brady owns the Pittsburgh Steelers. There is no simpler way to put it.

The New England Patriots' future Hall of Famer dominates the "Steel Curtain" defense like no other quarterback in NFL history. Brady beats Pittsburgh at Heinz Field. He beats Pittsburgh at Gillette Stadium. He owns the Steelers in the regular season and in the playoffs.

That shitty loser whining crybaby team has no hope of getting to the Superbowl with Tom in the mix. FACT. He bends that team over doggy style and prison rapes them with 35~55 points basically every time he sees them.

Also



Biggest bullshit Superbowl in NFL history. This game was 10 times worse then the shit going on in the 2006 AFC Championship that gifted the Forehead his one lonely championship.

Seahawks got fucking robbed.

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[Valisk]

The Leroyest of Leroy statements

All I could do was smh... smh

[AidenCarby]

Will say the Seahawks got hosed on that superbowl.

[Gadritan]

Only reason the Squeelers have 6 rings is because the fix was in against Seattle in the 2005 season, and the only reason they even got to the Superbowl in 2008 was because Brady was out for the season. Brady fucking owns that shitty franchise. They have no fucking prayer of getting there if Polard doesn't take out Tom's ACL.

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Oh, and steroids.

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The only reason NE beat the Panthers is because Kasay flubbed a kickoff.

The only reason they beat SEA is because Pete had a moment and threw the ball instead of running.

[Cail]

The only reason NE beat the Panthers is because Kasay flubbed a kickoff.

The only reason they beat SEA is because Pete had a moment and threw the ball instead of running.

Fuck you for bringing up repressed memories

[Cutriss]

Why Tom Brady Fucking Owns the Shit Steelers
http://espn.go.com/blog/afceast/post...s-the-steelers

I thought we weren't supposed to believe anything they say at ESPN, since they're all biased against the Pats and shit.

[Cutriss]

NL, not that you care or ever answer me whenever I prove your stupid ass wrong, but I have actually polled the approximately sixty people I know that live within 128, and not a single one of them ever hears of Gillette referred to as "the Razor". Three of them said it sounded like it made sense to call it that, but in practice, only Dot rats and other assorted Southie douchebags must use that term I guess.