2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[Chun Liroy]

That first Skins TD still makes me hard.

[NinjaLotter]

Also you played the fucking Ravens and Colts to get to the superbowl.

Lmao, good job on beating Joe Flacco with 11 40 year olds on defense, and literally only Andrew Luck.

Despite whatever bullshit the media comes up with to hype the league (like the Bengals being awesome in week #4, Luck being OP, Peyton Manning being the greatest, blah blah blah), there's only two fucking teams that matter in the AFC, and the Baltimore Ravens are one of them, with a championship pedigree and a tough fucking football team. Joe Flacco is clutch as hell, they're extremely well coached, and their defense always plays great football when it matters.

In 2015, the season will start and all the blow hards in the media will start spinning their bullshit. The Bengals will be awesome. The Colts will be the AFC favorites. The Texans will be looking for a championship.

Then fast forward to post-thanksgiving football and the playoffs, and it'll be New England and Baltimore again deciding the Conference.

Sorry you don't get it yet

[archibaldcrane]

Rodgers...beat Tom

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[archibaldcrane]

If AR12 had 2 legs, there's no doubt in my mind that he would have gotten ring #2. You talk big but forget that you only won the superbowl because Pete Carroll is an idiot and didn't give the ball to skittles. AR12 is far and away the best QB in the league atm.

Where's archie?

In the Cowboys game, after the Dez drop, Rodgers got the ball back and needed to run out the last 5 mins of the game, and did so throwing beautiful passes for first downs salting the game away.

In the Seahawks game, McCarthy played conservative, Rodgers threw once in 6 plays (2 consecutive 3 and outs while up two scores) and by the time Rodgers got to touch the ball again he had to march to tie the game, and then never saw it again.

Rodgers didn't need two good legs to beat the Seahawks - he just needed any single thing beyond his control (don't allow two straight TD drives + a 2 point conversion and an onside kick recovery and another TD drive in OT / let the best qb in the nfl put the game away instead of hyper-conservative playcalling) to go right.

I still can't believe we didn't get the chance for Rodgers to put Brady in his place again.

[NinjaLotter]

Hey, once again, congratulations to Rodgers for having the same number of playoff wins in his own stadium as Eli Manning.
That's pretty awesome.

[Celeras]

I can't wait for Greg Hardy to snap shit ass tom bardy's back in half when we play them. You know both of their suspensions will get lifted by then.

Or at the very least Tony Romo to outduel TT.

Brady ain't gonna make it past the Sons of Anarchy.

Fucking Williams need to change his name, ruining that boss ass DL nickname.

[Chun Liroy]

In the Cowboys game, after the Dez drop, Rodgers got the ball back and needed to run out the last 5 mins of the game, and did so throwing beautiful passes for first downs salting the game away.

In the Seahawks game, McCarthy played conservative, Rodgers threw once in 6 plays (2 consecutive 3 and outs while up two scores) and by the time Rodgers got to touch the ball again he had to march to tie the game, and then never saw it again.

Rodgers didn't need two good legs to beat the Seahawks - he just needed any single thing beyond his control (don't allow two straight TD drives + a 2 point conversion and an onside kick recovery and another TD drive in OT / let the best qb in the nfl put the game away instead of hyper-conservative playcalling) to go right.

I still can't believe we didn't get the chance for Rodgers to put Brady in his place again.

Fuck you.

[archibaldcrane]

Hey, once again, congratulations to Rodgers for having the same number of playoff wins in his own stadium as Eli Manning.
That's pretty awesome.

I assume you're counting Eli's two superbowl victories, since he always looks at home vs. Brady.

[NinjaLotter]

Brady ain't gonna make it past the Sons of Anarchy.

Fucking Williams need to change his name, ruining that boss ass DL nickname.

You're giving a nickname to your 4 win team? That's fucking adorable.

[NinjaLotter]

Let's come up with a cool name for the Bucs and the Titans, too.

[archibaldcrane]

Fuck you.

Do you really want me to type out "after Dez failed to maintain control of the ball while going to the ground"?

I'm sure when you look at stats for "receiver drops" that play is one for him.

[Chun Liroy]

Do you really want me to type out "after Dez failed to maintain control of the ball while going to the ground"?

I'm sure when you look at stats for "receiver drops" that play is one for him.

[NinjaLotter]

Patriots, Ravens, Seahawks, Packers.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6jpwqWPKAUc/hqdefault.jpg

Jets, Colts, Cowboys, Broncos
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[archibaldcrane]

http://images.rapgenius.com/a91e822a....552x464x1.jpg

[archibaldcrane]

Also Jets fans are stoked to be at that table

[NinjaLotter]

Also Jets fans are stoked to be at that table

http://images.rapgenius.com/a91e822a....552x464x1.jpg

[Celeras]

I'll allow it

[NinjaLotter]

I'll allow it

Seriously, though, your team is fucking basement tier. You'll never watch them win a Superbowl. You may as well just quit watching football because it's never going to happen. Everything about the Jets is putrid, which is why the offseason is annually the funnest time for you every single year. Literally all you have to look forward to being a Jet fan is tabloid trash news headlines hitting the internet in May.

Like last year where Geno was a top 5 quarterback, your cornerback was the best in the league, you had the league's best defense and "the pig (Patriots) was ripe."
All bullshit, just like whatever fantasies your entertaining today.

Pure garbage.

You're like a Black Mage in a colibri merit party. Nobody wants you and seeing you just makes people annoyed.

[AidenCarby]

While we're at it, lets come up with shitty stadium nick names.

Titans stadium is now called Mt. Olympus

[AidenCarby]

Seriously, though, your team is fucking basement tier. You'll never watch them win a Superbowl. You may as well just quit watching football because it's never going to happen. Everything about the Jets is putrid, which is why the offseason is annually the funnest time for you every single year. Literally all you have to look forward to being a Jet fan is tabloid trash news headlines hitting the internet in May.

Like last year where Geno was a top 5 quarterback, your cornerback was the best in the league, you had the league's best defense and "the pig (Patriots) was ripe."
All bullshit, just like whatever fantasies your entertaining today.

Pure garbage.

You're like a Black Mage in a colibri merit party. Nobody wants you and seeing you just makes people annoyed.

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo