2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[Dimmauk]

If you subtract the Asterisk championships, Brady has the same legit titles as Eli.

So yeah. SATB is easily the 5th best QB. The Pats were good because they actually had a defense last year. This year their defense is not as good and the only reason they might make it to the playoffs is because the AFC is fucking garbage.

[Mertron]

Tom Brady is easily he best qb in the league *

(*as long as he plays with an underinflated ball)

[Celeras]

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Your shits as tired as the lameass XI references you throw in to try to make it feel like you belong here. You think you're trolling, but the only time anyone clicks the "show blocked user" link is to see how far you can deepthroat Bradys deflated cock. At least wipe the asterisks off your chin, bro.

[Melena]

Seriously, though, your team is fucking basement tier. You'll never watch them win a Superbowl. You may as well just quit watching football because it's never going to happen. Everything about the Jets is putrid, which is why the offseason is annually the funnest time for you every single year. Literally all you have to look forward to being a Jet fan is tabloid trash news headlines hitting the internet in May.

Like last year where Geno was a top 5 quarterback, your cornerback was the best in the league, you had the league's best defense and "the pig (Patriots) was ripe."
All bullshit, just like whatever fantasies your entertaining today.

Pure garbage.

You're like a Black Mage in a colibri merit party. Nobody wants you and seeing you just makes people annoyed.

Remember when the Patriots were a garbage tier team in the AFC? Peperidge Farms remembers.

[NinjaLotter]

So yeah. SATB is easily the 5th best QB. The Pats were good because they actually had a defense last year. This year their defense is not as good and the only reason they might make it to the playoffs is because the AFC is fucking garbage.

You insult yourself, Kingslayer. Or at least you just make your football knowledge appear to be complete shit in a sad effort to hate/troll.

The Pats defense continually shit the bed. The signing of Revis and Browner made a +3% increase over the shit that the defense produced the year before. It would regularly collapse, like it did against Flacco, like it did against Wilson. It was Brady and the offense that won that Superbowl and if you say otherwise, you didn't watch the games.

But that's cool. If portraying yourself as a total idiot is a worthwhile trade off for you in trolling Brady, have at it

[NinjaLotter]

Remember when the Patriots were a garbage tier team in the AFC? Peperidge Farms remembers.

I do, and with one QB they've gone from garbage tier to the historic all time elite franchises in the league, with the Niners and Steelers.
Superbowl Dynasty, 4 rings, and the longest and most dominant reign of terror in NFL history.

[Celeras]

I do, and with one QB decision to begin cheating they've gone from garbage tier to cementing the legacy of the greatest FG kicker of all time.

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[NinjaLotter]

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Hey, remember Thanksgiving 2012? The entire nation gathered around their televisions in prime time to watch the Patriots fucking Aaron Hernandez you and reduce your team to an national laughing stock you still haven't recovered from. The Patriots forged their own legacy with 4 championships and the greatest dynasty in NFL history. They also inflicted you with your legacy, which is a buttfumble circus fuckface show of total retardation.

That was pretty funny.

Y U SO MAD THO

[Celeras]

Why the fuck can you return a blocked extra point for 2 points?

[NinjaLotter]

Hey, have you ever been to Metlife? I'm just curious if the Jets put their 4 Division Championship t-shirts inside to fill it out a little bit.

[Celeras]

Hey, remember Thanksgiving 2012? The entire nation gathered around their televisions in prime time to watch the Patriots fucking Aaron Hernandez you and reduce your team to an national laughing stock you still haven't recovered from. The Patriots forged their own legacy with 4 championships and the greatest dynasty in NFL history. They also inflicted you with your legacy, which is a buttfumble circus fuckface show of total retardation.

That was pretty funny.

Y U SO MAD THO

If I'm going to remember games from damn near 5 years ago, I'll take January 16, 2011.

[NinjaLotter]

If I'm going to remember games from damn near 5 years ago, I'll take January 16, 2011.

https://youtu.be/ufuOnyNZe08

Didn't you get swept last year? Let's just go with that.

Didn't you get swept two years in a row before that?

You're only win in recent memory came from that garbage FG ref ball call.

Maybe you should add the flag to your trophy case. One dusty fucking Lombardi is probably a little underwhelming.

http://www.musicoutfitters.com/topsongs/1968.htm

These songs were brand fucking new the year the Jets won the Superbowl. Did Simon and Garfunkel do your halftime show?

[Celeras]

Not sure, did you have to vacate the wins from those years yet? Or is that just in the minds of, you know, everybody.

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[NinjaLotter]

Joe Namath on the way to the Jets only Superbowl win

[Celeras]

Why the fuck can you return a blocked extra point for 2 points?

Alright enough of that. Seriously whose idea was this shit? I don't like the 32 yard extra points but at least you could try to put logic behind it. That's just random as fuck.

[Dimmauk]

Patroits only have one more legit Superbowl win than the Jets.

[Marootsoobutsu]

Why the fuck can you return a blocked extra point for 2 points?

Mostly because that is literally the only play in the entire game where the defense cannot score but the offense can. On every other play of the game, the defense has the opportunity to score as many points as the offense can... except on this one play. Why? If they recover and run it back, let 'em get the points.

[Celeras]

I've been informed they stole the rule from college.

Not trying too make it seem like it matters, just seems weird to me. 3 point swing when you're going for a tie will be fucking harsh the first time it happens.

[Tyche]

Donkey Kong Suh and Cam Wake are going to eat fuck tom brady alive this season. It's gonna be Tannehill to Devante Parker all day long with DKS and Wake giving Garoppolo the chance to shine as SATB rides the bike on the sidelines.

Just wait.

[NinjaLotter]

Donkey Kong Suh and Cam Wake are going to eat fuck tom brady alive this season. It's gonna be Tannehill to Devante Parker all day long with DKS and Wake giving Garoppolo the chance to shine as SATB rides the bike on the sidelines.

Patriot fans have been hearing shit like this every off season since 2005. It's boring now.
Until the Patriots are dethroned, please, just shut the fuck up at this point. After ten years it gets stupid.