2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[AidenCarby]

Donkey Kong Suh and Cam Wake are going to eat fuck tom brady alive this season. It's gonna be Tannehill to Devante Parker all day long with DKS and Wake giving Garoppolo the chance to shine as SATB rides the bike on the sidelines.

Just wait.

I'm so conflicted, I love me some Suh but he's a dolphin now. He could hurt touchdown Tom

[Tyche]

Have split with the pats last three seasons iirc. fucktombrady gets older and the receivers get worse, defense won't be as good. DeVante gonna be all up in yo shit. Sweeping the season series this year.

Just wait.

[NinjaLotter]

Tom Brady always shit on the Lions. Suh's a bitch. Amusing he got less games for stomping on Rodgers ankle than Brady got for not being able to control the laws of physics.

#NFLintegrity

[NinjaLotter]

Have split with the pats last three seasons iirc. fucktombrady gets older and the receivers get worse, defense won't be as good. DeVante gonna be all up in yo shit. Sweeping the season series this year.

Just wait.

Been waiting for a long time. Hasn't happened yet. Last time I saw Brady he was the Superbowl MVP, so maybe you're just a dumb dick sucking faggot with no clue.

[Tyche]

Tom Brady always shit on the Lions. Suh's a bitch. Amusing he got less games for stomping on Rodgers ankle than Brady got for not being able to control the laws of physics.

#NFLintegrity

Suh fell back on Rogers ankle. It's hard to keep all that awesome upright. Physics.

[NinjaLotter]

What was Tom Brady's Superbowl stats against the best defense of the 21st century? Oh, right, they were fucking OP. How long ago was this? A few months?
Yeah, he's in steep decline.

Off season is when the loser fans celebrate. Football season is when the Patriot fans celebrate.

[NinjaLotter]

Oh, I almost forgot…
He did it with the fucking flu.

#FuckOffHaters
#TomMinimizesYourFagTeams

[Tyche]

Been waiting for a long time. Hasn't happened yet. Last time I saw Brady he was the Superbowl MVP, so maybe you're just a dumb dick sucking faggot with no clue.

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym tonight. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is sandworm and ixion, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.
Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.
I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is FFXI. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

[Cail]

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym tonight. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is sandworm and ixion, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.
Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.
I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is FFXI. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

I fucking love you

[NinjaLotter]

Oh, you get excite when your team goes to the Superbowl?
Been six times since 2001. It's okay. Gets boring after awhile.

Oh, you start masturbating if your football team wins by 35 points?
We do that like 10 times a season. It's kinda cool, I guess.

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[AidenCarby]

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym tonight. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is sandworm and ixion, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.
Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.
I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is FFXI. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

Beautiful

[Krandor]

SSS rank there Tyche

[archibaldcrane]

"Face, pussy." is my favorite part

[Tyche]

The bad thing is that Ninjalotter hasn't been a member for two years. He's a fucking infant. He gets none of the great references in this thread. Fucking pleb.

[Rhyis.]

"You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club" is forever hilarious.

[Dimmauk]

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym tonight. First of all, I just got out of the shower with my bitch Sandy. She's 90 pounds, 5'3 and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being the alpha male. Something you nerds don't know shit about. All you know about is sandworm and ixion, while I'm out there in the club popping bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the finest dimes in Jersey.
Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that bitch would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.
I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds now and do 2,500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick is the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fucks with a real boss, not a chump change coward like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl. All you got is FFXI. You play that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits in the club.

Still the best.

[NinjaLotter]

The bad thing is that Ninjalotter hasn't been a member for two years. He's a fucking infant. He gets none of the great references in this thread. Fucking pleb.

I was a member a long time ago during the CoP days. Back when I was fucking your mom. It didn't work out, though, because my dick is too big, and her vagina was too small.

[Celeras]

[Rhyis.]

Somebody doesn't know how vagina works.

[Boyiee]

Thought I'd find something funny here after alpha post.