2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[AidenCarby]

Either God tier trolling or NL is really punching himself in the dick.

[Dimmauk]

I was a member a long time ago during the CoP days. Back when I was fucking your mom. It didn't work out, though, because my dick is too big, and her vagina was too small.

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[Roranora]

Lost it at cucumber, thanks Tyche, well done

[Tyche]

Thought I'd find something funny here after alpha post.

Once you get real_nigga dropped on you, there's no coming back from that.

[NinjaLotter]

"Free Tom Brady" chants at Fenway tonight. Best fan base in the world. Too bad we have the worst owner ever. Vegan feminist social justice warrior green peace internet-activists who play hacky sack in front of health food stores have bigger balls than Robert Kraft.

[Celeras]

Its funny cos Manny Ramirez* and David Ortiz* are the only reason the Sox escaped Bambino's curse.

[Krandor]

This has been the best offseason in NFL history (and I'm saying this as a Niners fan), and I feel like owe most of it to NL.

[Abandon]

I was a member a long time ago during the CoP days. Back when I was fucking your mom. It didn't work out, though, because my dick is too big, and her vagina was too small.

lmao what the fuck is this weak shit

[archibaldcrane]

"your mom has a tight pussy" is a really weird insult

[Dimmauk]

"your mom has a tight pussy" is a really weird insult

Its kind of a complement. lol

If he would have said "fucking your mom was like fucking a glass of water" maybe that would have been better? maybe.

[Krandor]

What if it's like a shot glass full of water?

[NinjaLotter]

Some of you are so fucking dumb lol.

[Dimmauk]

What if it's like a shot glass full of water?

I dont know. lol

[Krandor]

With Tyche digging up alpha male, it made me remember the feiwong rant, but I can't for the life of me find it since I'm assuming most of that shit got deleted. Someone help a white Hispanic brother out.

[Celeras]

There was a lot of good stuff from him. I don't know which you're referring to but odds are you can find it here: http://wyred.nu/lolfeiwong/

[Krandor]

Ah yus, found one of the shorter nuggets when he made that thread 2 years ago just to bitch at Brill.

You've yet to understand the calamity that is yet to come soon shortly at your "office" with bluegartr. If you honestly think I've given up you're moronically wrong. Action takes time, and I will give you a simple time frame 2 business weeks. My state laws has enough to take action with Nudomain (wyred's) and your website bluegartr. 

We're far beyond done. Enjoy your small pants victory.

[Mertron]

someone explain to me why the current patriots as NL refers to them are a dynasty-esque team if they've won one super bowl in the past 10 years. congrats on losing 2 Super Bowls, winning one, and making the afc championship a few times in that stretch. so has peyton manning.

[Mertron]

and Peyton manning did it with a properly inflated ball and overinflated forehead to boot.

[Mertron]

basically what i am getting at is no one has said fuck tom on this page

fuck tom

[Krandor]

They're less of a dynasty then the SF Giants and the #Evenyear crap