2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[Tyche]

Pretty much on par with what I was expecting your position to be.
My only complaint here is that if Tom is expected to be able to tell a football was at 11.60 PSI, why aren't the officials held to the same standard?
Also, I don't think it's Tom's responsibility to run over to the sidelines in the middle of the AFC Championship game yelling "I THINK THIS FOOTBALL MIGHT BE SIXTEEN PERCENT UNDER INFLATED! WE NEED NEW FOOTBALLS!"

Beyond that, yeah…

I said they deserved a 4th or 5th rounder and a 500k fine and no suspension, and you gave me hell. But my serious opinion was just blind hatred and pro-character assassination. This isn't trolling or joking. You really are a fucking bottom feeder NFL fan. Congrats on being the joke of the 2015 NFL threads. You join the likes of Valisk, TommyGunz, Leroy, and Tweek. Great company.

[NinjaLotter]

I said they deserved a 4th or 5th rounder and a 500k fine and no suspension, and you gave me hell. But my serious opinion was just blind hatred and pro-character assassination. This isn't trolling or joking. You really are a fucking bottom feeder NFL fan. Congrats on being the joke of the 2015 NFL threads. You join the likes of Valisk, TommyGunz, Leroy, and Tweek. Great company.

Which team do you root for? I bet the answer will make everything crystal fucking clear.

[Bregor]

TommyGunz

The glory days

[Tyche]

Which team do you root for? I bet the answer will make everything crystal fucking clear.

Because it's difficult to be objective? Hell, a Cleveland fan just said he'd be OK with a stiffer punishment than I said they'd get.

I'm a Miami fan, but if you wasn't a forum toddler and seen and read my previous threads, I don't have a disdain for the Patriots. I hate the fucking Jets. I used to have pages of arguments on the merits of Chad Henne vs Mark Sanchez. I've picked SATB #1 overall in fantasy drafts, I've picked the Pats to win superbowls they didn't win. You know why? Because I actually know how football works. I'm not a mouthbreather.

[Tyche]

The glory days

Imagine if TommyGunz and NL were to meet. It would be at least 500 pages of bookworthy-NFL-Films-30-for-30 epic

[NinjaLotter]

Because it's difficult to be objective? Hell, a Cleveland fan just said he'd be OK with a stiffer punishment than I said they'd get.

I'm a Miami fan, but if you wasn't a forum toddler and seen and read my previous threads, I don't have a disdain for the Patriots. I hate the fucking Jets. I used to have pages of arguments on the merits of Chad Henne vs Mark Sanchez. I've picked SATB #1 overall in fantasy drafts, I've picked the Pats to win superbowls they didn't win. You know why? Because I actually know how football works. I'm not a mouthbreather.

Fucking shocker. Miami fans are arguably more butthurt about the Pats than Jet fans are.

Seriously, I'm fucking shocked. I was going to say "I bet you're a Miami fan" but I thought I'd just let you answer on your own.

Congratulations, man. Maybe in the next five years you'll make the playoffs because the league took the Patriots kneecaps out over PSI. Be proud.

[Cail]

I said they deserved a 4th or 5th rounder and a 500k fine and no suspension, and you gave me hell. But my serious opinion was just blind hatred and pro-character assassination. This isn't trolling or joking. You really are a fucking bottom feeder NFL fan. Congrats on being the joke of the 2015 NFL threads. You join the likes of Valisk, TommyGunz, Leroy, and Tweek. Great company.

You forgot m0w

[NinjaLotter]

BTW I hope Don Shula hurries up, just so you know.

[Krandor]

You forgot m0w

Maybe after this whole debacle the National Patriots talk will stop

[Tyche]

Fucking shocker. Miami fans are arguably more butthurt about the Pats than Jet fans are.

Seriously, I'm fucking shocked. I was going to say "I bet you're a Miami fan" but I thought I'd just let you answer on your own.

Congratulations, man. Maybe in the next five years you'll make the playoffs because the league took the Patriots kneecaps out over PSI. Be proud.

Well, if you didn't have the brain representative of the age of your forum account, youd have figured it out from the wake/Suh/parker talk. Or from the Just Wait quote.
But you probably have no fucking clue who is on a roster that's not a QB for the Patriots. I shouldn't hold you accountable for your stupidity since you're new, but you're just so god damned present that there's no choice.

[Bregor]

Well, if you didn't have the brain representative of the age of your forum account, youd have figured it out from the wake/Suh/parker talk. Or from the Just Wait quote.
But you probably have no fucking clue who is on a roster that's not a QB for the Patriots. I shouldn't hold you accountable for your stupidity since you're new, but you're just so god damned present that there's no choice.

He's just jelly of the perfect season.

18-1

Fuck tom

[NinjaLotter]

The offseason is always the Dolphins and Jets time to shine. They're always Superbowl bound from April through August because they signed Decker/Wallace/Whatever and because the "Patriots are done." Or, as they both nicknamed them one year before the Patriots won a 4th Super Bowl, the "Pasts."

So enjoy your off season, when you both win all your imaginary championships and seize control of an AFC East currently not on the football field playing, you know, football games.

I know once, you know, the actual playing of football starts, what's going to happen.

Spoiler: show

The same fucking thing that always happens after an offseason of Miami fan blabbering about how their time has come. Fucking nothing.

Suh isn't going to win you a Superbowl. Detroit had him and they didn't win shit.

[Marootsoobutsu]

I mean, Tom probably knows almost all their footballs are below PSI because the Pats mooks on the sidelines work their magic. But once again, it's not a bigger issue than scuffed up baseballs and no one cares about that after a minimal penalty.

Also one last thing: 99% of NFL writers speculating on backroom deals, Kraft going nuclear, taking people to court, etc etc is just guesswork. They can pat themselves on the back if they're right, and no one cares when they're wrong.

Well, also, Tom actually spends all day, every day, pretty much year round, fondling balls. The refs are under-paid part-timers who are encouraged to be as invisible as possible, so if a ball felt a little under, but none of the QBs are complaining, they probably figure it's just fine. After all-- they checked them already, and it's not like anyone would go and pump it up or deflate 'em. Right?

Right?

[Tyche]

The offseason is always the Dolphins and Jets time to shine. They're always Superbowl bound from April through August because they signed Decker/Wallace/Whatever and because the "Patriots are done." Or, as they both nicknamed them one year before the Patriots won a 4th Super Bowl, the "Pasts."

So enjoy your off season, when you both win all your imaginary championships and seize control of an AFC East currently not on the football field playing, you know, football games.

I know once, you know, the actual playing of football starts, what's going to happen.

Spoiler: show

The same fucking thing that always happens after an offseason of Miami fan blabbering about how their time has come. Fucking nothing.

Suh isn't going to win you a Superbowl. Detroit had him and they didn't win shit.

I have over 20,000 posts here. Find one where I say the Dolphins are going to the Super Bowl and I'll crawl back into my my moms tight vagina.

[NinjaLotter]

Well, also, Tom actually spends all day, every day, pretty much year round, fondling balls. The refs are under-paid part-timers who are encouraged to be as invisible as possible, so if a ball felt a little under, but none of the QBs are complaining, they probably figure it's just fine. After all-- they checked them already, and it's not like anyone would go and pump it up or deflate 'em. Right?

Right?

Your team won two Superbowls because they were like 30 million dollars over the fucking salary cap, and here you are making footballs a half-a-pound to a pound under 12.5 PSI a cheating scandal.

Hilarious.

[Dimmauk]

You AFC fans know that Pats fan now have a built in excuse for them not making the playoffs this year right?

[NinjaLotter]

Denver got fined a million dollars two years in a row for cheating the salary cap to field an illegal roster both years it won the Superbowl.
This was in 1997 and 1998?

What's the inflation adjustment on that? That's like getting fined fifty billion dollars today.

yourteamcheats.com

[NinjaLotter]

Watching Roger Goodell live right now. Now the media is having laughs with him and everything is nice and chummy. Pretty significant change from him getting roasted over trying to help the Ravens cover up the brutality of the Ray Rice assault.

Goodell wins.

[Tyche]

Still waiting for that post. My moms small vagina is calling.

[Dimmauk]

Now that the Patriots are officially guilty of cheating, how many spots did they move up at yourteamcheats.com?