2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[NinjaLotter]

Mark Wahlberg calls Tom Brady an American hero
http://mweb.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on...-role-in-ted-2

"[Tom's] a great American hero. A cultural icon. The greatest quarterback in the history of the game. He will go on to probably win at least two more Super Bowls, the only quarterback to ever win 6, appear in 8," Wahlberg said. "And you’ve got to see him in 'Ted 2.' We break into his house. Ted wants to have a baby but he obviously doesn’t have a male appendage, so we try to figure out what would be the best version of a baby for Ted.

"So we break into Tom Brady’s house and try to steal his sperm so Ted can have a super baby."

http://31.media.tumblr.com/540eb27f6...co3_r1_500.gif

[tyven]

The finest dimes in all of Jersey actually

face, pussy.

[Tyche]

All signs pointing to a hard knocks with JJ Swatt.

[Arvin]

I'm glad we can count on marky marks opinion

[tyven]

damn would have much preferred redskins. lol @ rg3 on hard knocks

[Dimmauk]

Can't wait to see the Destrhoyer game manage the Texans to the Superbowl.

[Gadritan]

Mark Wahlberg calls Tom Brady an American

Ah, Mr Walberg. Someone who punches people in the face after they help him hide from the cops because they're asian. Now there's an American hero.

[jmc]

Ah, Mr Walberg. Someone who punches people in the face after they help him hide from the cops because they're asian. Now there's an American hero.

#merica

[BadKarma]

http://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments...ing_to/crirfjp


I'm laughing so hard.

[Krandor]

I'm a little ashamed I laughed at that.

[Abandon]

that comment tho

[BadKarma]

Has been deleted, what'd it say

Something along the lines of the Jaguars are so bad they already suffered their first loss of the season.

[Abandon]

Jags notching that first loss earlier than usual

[Headspace]

Jesus reading the replies to that comment is like watching a room full of sand vagina'd Xajiis in IAS

[Cutriss]

Just saw someone on the Orange Line with NL's Free Brady logo on a shirt, rofl.

Fuck tom.

[Marootsoobutsu]

Jags notching that first loss earlier than usual

Wow lol. I was prepared for "I hope she wasn't hoping the Jags could help her beat cancer. They can't beat anything," but I think that wins.

[AidenCarby]

BAHAHA YOU FOOLISH BITCH

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_7431638.html

Her obituary says the 72-year-old enjoyed scrapbooking, weekly card night and spending time with her family. "She would also like us to set the record straight for her," it reads. "Brady is innocent!!"

[Dimmauk]

BAHAHA YOU FOOLISH BITCH

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_7431638.html

HER BLOOD IS ON GOODELL'S HANDS!

[Cail]

THIS JUST IN: Bears DE Ray McDonald has been arrested on a domestic violence charge. (via media reports) http://t.co/bB5smIGhsH

[NinjaLotter]

THIS JUST IN: Bears DE Ray McDonald has been arrested on a domestic violence charge. (via media reports) http://t.co/bB5smIGhsH

BUT HAS HE EVER PLAYED WITH 11.80 FOOTBALLS?