2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[NinjaLotter]

Maybe the balls got deflated from all the completions and touchdown spikes?

http://media.giphy.com/media/hy3PlZ2G5tlqU/giphy.gif

[Krandor]

Go to PJ's in Wellfleet and get the onion rings with whatever you order. I'm so fucking full.

I'm going out to Ptown for work tomorrow so might hit it up for lunch.

[Krandor]

Gym Shorts is being hired by the NFL as a "officiating consultant"

[Arvin]

Fuck gym shorts

[Cutriss]

The #7tormsComing apparently.

[NinjaLotter]

Big Ben wants Brady to play week #1

"He's a guy, I've said for a long time, he's the best in the business, and he proved it again last year winning his fourth [Super Bowl]," Roethlisberger said. "If he's not out there, it's not the same. I have a lot of respect for him on the football field and some of the unbelievable things that he's done. I guess we'll wait and see what's finally going to happen."

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12...-brady-playing

#RespectRoethlisberger

[NinjaLotter]

I was at Macy's today buying some pants, and apparently Eli Manning is a sponsor for something. His fucking goofy ass face was on some display case that was no wider than the picture of his head, and his body wasn't attached to it. It was just a fucking Eli Manning face looking all gomer pile stupid.

I was so fucking mad.

[Gadritan]

Eli "Brady Killer" Manning as they call him.

[NinjaLotter]

Eli "Brady Killer" Manning as they call him.

Fuck Eli.

[Krandor]

The #7tormsComing apparently.

Oh god I just found out about this, the Niners amazing off season adventures continue

[Serra]

The Texans will be the next subject of HBO's documentary series "Hard Knocks," according to multiple sources.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12...bo-hard-knocks

[Anoat]

JJ Watt about to become an even bigger star because of it.

[NinjaLotter]

JJ Watt about to become an even bigger star because of it.

Another Lord of the Offseason.

[archibaldcrane]

Yeah, JJ Watt is all hype, never performs up to expectations.

[NinjaLotter]

Yeah, JJ Watt is all hype, never performs up to expectations.

Cool. Let me know when the Texans do something.

[Krandor]

I don't mean this to take away from Watt probably being the best defensive player of his generation, but I'm tired of hearing everyone slob his knob whenever the Texans are brought up.

Well not like there's anything else to talk about in regards to the Texans.

[NinjaLotter]

The NFL Network and ESPN's business model (aside from just stirring up fake controversies for ratings) is to spread hope around the league to increase interest during the off season with bullshit propaganda stories. I'm so over it.

It wouldn't be a great business model for generating revenue, but if the NFL network and propaganda machine was in the honesty business instead of the promoting business, they would just run one 10 second segment tomorrow, then they would sign off until preseason. That segment would go something like this.

Host #1: YO THE ONLY TEAMS THAT MATTER IN THE AFC ARE THE RAVENS AND THE PATRIOTS. REST OF YA'LL MIGHT AS WELL NOT EVEN WATCH FOOTBALL.

Host #2: YEAH AND IF YOU IN THE NFC AND YOU AINT THE HAWKS OR THE PACKERS, YOU CAN JUST SKIP THIS SEASON.

Host #1: SEE YA'LL ON OPENING NIGHT. PEACE

[NinjaLotter]

What about Ryan "The Mallet" Mallet?

Beta Cutler

[Cail]

Former 49ers DE Ray McDonald was arrested Wednesday for violating restraining order issued as result of earlier arrest Monday.

[NinjaLotter]

Peyton Manning tries to adjust to Kubiak's play-action offense, trips and falls on face
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/peyton-...4326--nfl.html