2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[Cail]

Field Yates ‏@FieldYates
Source: 49ers have signed former Vikings & Bengals WR Jerome Simpson.

[tyven]

Isn't Greg Olsen almost 100 by now?

[Marootsoobutsu]

Changing teams is only allowed when your team no longer exists; RIP Hartford Whalers

You have to understand, that fandoms are like relationships.

When you're a fan of the Bills, or the Lions, or the Browns, you basically have battered wife syndrome: you expect awful things to happen, and even when your team is terrible and you know it's through no fault of your own, you kind of blame yourself. You stick around, hoping things will get better because you KNOW they love you back.

When you're a fan of the Bears or Eagles, though, it's mutual abuse. You HATE your team, and you love them. And everything they do infuriates you, but God help the person who tries to come between you! With the Bears looking to dump Marshall, Tyven is basically going on a long affair after his partner threw a dish at his head, but they both know he'll be back. No one else can hurt him in that special way that makes him feel loved.

[Cail]

Isn't Greg Olsen almost 100 by now?

Turns 30 in a week

[Dimmauk]

You have to understand, that fandoms are like relationships.

When you're a fan of the Bills, or the Lions, or the Browns, you basically have battered wife syndrome: you expect awful things to happen, and even when your team is terrible and you know it's through no fault of your own, you kind of blame yourself. You stick around, hoping things will get better because you KNOW they love you back.

When you're a fan of the Bears or Eagles, though, it's mutual abuse. You HATE your team, and you love them. And everything they do infuriates you, but God help the person who tries to come between you! With the Bears looking to dump Marshall, Tyven is basically going on a long affair after his partner threw a dish at his head, but they both know he'll be back. No one else can hurt him in that special way that makes him feel loved.

lol so true.

[Melena]

Maurice Jones Drew announced his retirement.

[Akiyama]

Maurice Jones Drew announced his retirement.

thanks Valisk

[Mertron]

You have to understand, that fandoms are like relationships.

When you're a fan of the Bills, or the Lions, or the Browns, you basically have battered wife syndrome: you expect awful things to happen, and even when your team is terrible and you know it's through no fault of your own, you kind of blame yourself. You stick around, hoping things will get better because you KNOW they love you back.

When you're a fan of the Bears or Eagles, though, it's mutual abuse. You HATE your team, and you love them. And everything they do infuriates you, but God help the person who tries to come between you! With the Bears looking to dump Marshall, Tyven is basically going on a long affair after his partner threw a dish at his head, but they both know he'll be back. No one else can hurt him in that special way that makes him feel loved.

actually im pretty sure I have battered wife syndrome

[Cail]

I wish the Panthers would get bmarsh...if not, I wish privs would...dem 7 foot receivers again...

[archibaldcrane]

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles...d-trade-rumors

Bmarsh having fun with the Bmarsh rumors. I have a friend named Chris Canty who would do the same thing on Twitter. (he's a 320 lb black guy so the mistake wasn't totally ridiculous)

[Moss]

As someone who saw them both play extensively in college I can tell you that Jameis is leaps and bounds ahead of anything that EJ Manuel could ever hope to be.

Yeah I don't understand that comparison or Jamarcus Russell but I've had this discussion already.

[Bregor]

alright guys looks like i'm about to be a free agent fan since the Bears about to deal Brandon Marshall. Taking applications to rep teams like i've been down since day 1. Currently leaning Hawks. pls advise

Johan Futbol to GMarsh gon get it

[Abandon]

Adam Schefter
2 mins ·
Bears have agreed to trade WR Brandon Marshall to the Jets pending a physical, per league source.

rofl

[Xajii]

Schefter: Bears have agreed to trade WR Brandon Marshall to the Jets pending a physical, per league source.

WHAT
NOOOOO

edit: shut the fuck up abandon

[jmc]

Ah the jets, where all careers die.

RIP marshall

[Xajii]

Ah the jets, where all careers die.

RIP marshall

can u all hear it? the fear in his voice?

Patriots about to be down Wilfork, Revis, and McCourty while the Jets gain G MARSH

ITS OVER BRADY

[Abandon]

Schefter: Bears have agreed to trade WR Brandon Marshall to the Jets pending a physical, per league source.

WHAT
NOOOOO

edit: shut the fuck up abandon

suck it fgt

[Bregor]

BEAR DOWN

[jmc]

can u all hear it? the fear in his voice?

Patriots about to be down Wilfork, Revis, and McCourty while the Jets gain G MARSH

ITS OVER BRADY

I will only be worried if the jets get a legit QB than can throw to marshall lol

[Bregor]

I will only be worried if the jets get a legit QB than can throw to marshall lol

I hear there's a HOYER THE DESTROYER out there