2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[Buffy]

How have none of you posted the laughable LeSean McCoy party yet?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...n-philadelphia

[Mertron]

I hope those ladies like the herp

(allegedly)

[Anoat]

It's almost like he is asking for a gold digging baby mama.

[tyven]

YES it is the best day of the offseason. Deadspin's "Why your team sucks 2015" Redskins edition. God damn I live for this every summer. As usual, the gawd Drew Magary does not disappoint. Some choice quotes below, here is a link http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...ium=socialflow some of you won't click the link because Deadspin is owned by Gawker but that just means you get your feelings hurt too easily over video games. Deadspin is one of the 5 best sites on the internet. Drew Magary also won an episode of Chopped. Just incredible

Since he left the warm embrace of Art Briles, every NFL coach that RG3 has encountered has instantly, and publicly, loathed him. This does not happen normally with football players. Coaches tend to avoid openly bashing their own players, for good reason. But give them RG3 and they’ll immediately seize a mic and be like, “Oh my God, get a load of THIS fuck.” Even when coaches get away from RG3, they can’t stop talking about how much they despise him. “Well, we had to cut the playbook down to just the book jacket because Robert doesn’t know his shapes yet.”

Imagine if Donald Trump’s Twitter feed were a football team. That’s the Skins. Three days in Ashburn and you automatically become ignorant, self-important, arrogant, trolling, entitled, and breathtakingly STUPID. So, so fucking stupid. This is the dumbest organization in America of ANY kind, be it a team, or a company, or a political action committee, or a non-profit organization. Line ‘em all up and the Skins will out-moron them at every turn. The mere act of wearing a Skins jersey makes you look like a slobbering idiot. Seriously, you’re all embarrassing yourselves. You may as well be wearing parachute pants and a neon tank top.

This endless embarrassment is what the Skins’ garbage fans deserve. The Nationals are the most talented team in baseball. The Wizards are a playoff team. The Capitals are always good enough every year to blow a 2-0 playoff series lead. And yet, this area remains chock full of mouth-breathers from Herndon who cannot abide going five seconds without talkin’ Skins. It’s like they’re constantly pointing out an ingrown toenail to you. BOY LOOK AT THIS PUS-FILLED TOENAIL. I GOT HOPES FOR THIS TOENAIL. REAL PROUD OF THIS TOENAIL. I can’t stand it. I fucking hate the Skins and I wish they’d die. Fuck the Skins forever. And fuck Larry Michael.

[Krandor]

Fucking lol @ the twitter comment

[Cutriss]

This one was my favorite:

My father was driving in rich-man-ville Maryland and saw Daniel Snyder out by his driveway, fucking around with his rich man car bought with the tears of Skins fans. He realized a simple turn of the wheel would solve all of our problems... And though every muscle in his body was saying, “DO IT, DO IT!”, he just couldn’t. We’re still convinced he would have escaped the law via justifiable homicide, and he might have become a DC folk hero. Honestly, I’ve had an aching disappointment in the man since he told me this story. Also, he gave up on the Skins for the Ravens. I hate my father... Though not nearly as much as Dan Snyder.

But sadly I'm not here to post that, I'm here to post that the Saints have cut Junior Galette.

Bye-bye cap money.

[Cail]

NFL wont allow Junior Seau's family to speak at his induction

[Cutriss]

Streisand Effect go

[Krandor]

Holy hell

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...9882529608.png

Photoshopped but still hilarious

[Cail]

Dolphins cut Josh Freeman

[Serra]

The agents for Tampa Bay Buccaneers cornerback C.J. Wilson, who recently lost two fingers in a fireworks accident, said Friday their client is "stepping away from the NFL at this time" to focus on his recovery.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13...away-game-heal

[Cail]

A bunch of random got suspended various lengths (2-4 gsmes)yesterday for various ped/drug things

[Cail]

Blair Walsh 4 years 14 mil (5.25 guaranteed) extension

[Krandor]

2 weeks til the Hall of Fame Game.

And then only a few more weeks til real football.

[Buffy]

2 weeks til the Hall of Fame Game.

And then only a few more weeks til real football.

I changed jobs recently and don't spend my days listening to sports talk radio any more. It's been so nice, since this is the worst time of year cause there is nothing going on. All the summer camp/pre-season football talk drives me crazy.

[Headspace]

Fuck tom

[Anoat]

Talk about an NFL pipeline! Now FSU is even sending ball boys into the league. Red Lightning to the Falcons! http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...mming-national

[Moss]

lol. good for him. I wonder how much those dudes make

[Mertron]

probably make a lot of money if you're good at deflating the balls

fuck tom

[Tyche]

http://harvardsportsanalysis.org/201...he-nfl-season/

TL:DR
Dolphins have third highest ELO, win AFC

JUST WAIT