2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[Cleverness]

Recapping abit since I haven't posted much;

-Football players are fucking stupid playing with fireworks, like I know the Giants are infamous for their early preseason injuries that screw over the season but this is ridiculous
-Is Russell Wilson white enough to demand a max contract?
-Dez Bryant and DMT wanting Megatron money = lol, and if a cowboy fan pulls up stats where we compare 5 years of getting throws from Romo to a mess of QBs throwing to Megatron, some future hall of famer names like Kitna included, then idk what to say.
-Andrew Luck getting the highest contract in the league to be molested by Watt and Clowney next year is gonna be funny
-Colt McCoy is a creeper
-Fuck Chip Kelly
-Fuck Desean Jackson and Matt Dodge too. Stupid ass punt, never forget that.
-Looking at how they treated Peterson with the number of games suspended in hindsight, I imagine if they ever found Ray Lewis white suit from that night he might have gotten a 6 game suspension.

I prolly missed something, so an extra Fuck Chip Kelly to round it out.

[NinjaLotter]

Tom Brady on Facebook

I am very disappointed by the NFL’s decision to uphold the 4 game suspension against me. I did nothing wrong, and no one in the Patriots organization did either.

Despite submitting to hours of testimony over the past 6 months, it is disappointing that the Commissioner upheld my suspension based upon a standard that it was “probable” that I was “generally aware” of misconduct. The fact is that neither I, nor any equipment person, did anything of which we have been accused. He dismissed my hours of testimony and it is disappointing that he found it unreliable.

I also disagree with yesterdays narrative surrounding my cellphone. I replaced my broken Samsung phone with a new iPhone 6 AFTER my attorneys made it clear to the NFL that my actual phone device would not be subjected to investigation under ANY circumstances. As a member of a union, I was under no obligation to set a new precedent going forward, nor was I made aware at any time during Mr. Wells investigation, that failing to subject my cell phone to investigation would result in ANY discipline.

Most importantly, I have never written, texted, emailed to anybody at anytime, anything related to football air pressure before this issue was raised at the AFC Championship game in January. To suggest that I destroyed a phone to avoid giving the NFL information it requested is completely wrong.

To try and reconcile the record and fully cooperate with the investigation after I was disciplined in May, we turned over detailed pages of cell phone records and all of the emails that Mr. Wells requested. We even contacted the phone company to see if there was any possible way we could retrieve any/all of the actual text messages from my old phone. In short, we exhausted every possibility to give the NFL everything we could and offered to go thru the identity for every text and phone call during the relevant time. Regardless, the NFL knows that Mr. Wells already had ALL relevant communications with Patriots personnel that either Mr. Wells saw or that I was questioned about in my appeal hearing. There is no “smoking gun” and this controversy is manufactured to distract from the fact they have zero evidence of wrongdoing.

I authorized the NFLPA to make a settlement offer to the NFL so that we could avoid going to court and put this inconsequential issue behind us as we move forward into this season. The discipline was upheld without any counter offer. I respect the Commissioners authority, but he also has to respect the CBA and my rights as a private citizen. I will not allow my unfair discipline to become a precedent for other NFL players without a fight.

Lastly, I am overwhelmed and humbled by the support of family, friends and our fans who have supported me since the false accusations were made after the AFC Championship game. I look forward to the opportunity to resume playing with my teammates and winning more games for the New England Patriots

https://www.facebook.com/TomBrady

Fuck your teams.

The Brady chants will be loud at the Razor in 2015.

Back to back for #5. Haters can suck a dick and cry moar.

[NinjaLotter]

Look at Belichick's face.

You'll all pay.

[NinjaLotter]

Tick Tock Tick Tock Offseason is almost over.

Then the part of football fandom that sucks for Patriot haters (the actual football season) begins.

lol @ Denver

lol @ Jets

lol @ Steelers.

Fuck yo teams.

[NinjaLotter]

#4rings4posts

[NinjaLotter]

#whynotfive

NFLPA Suit
https://nflpaweb.blob.core.windows.n...o%20vacate.pdf

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[Tyche]

[NinjaLotter]

loooool

Easiest case the NFLPA has ever had.

What kind of loser puts stock in the Wells Report? Patriot haters gonna' have a bad time.

[Cail]

0/10 would not read agan (didn't in the first place)

[Cail]

The Minnesota judge as ordered nflpa lawsuit be moved to nyc, where the NFL filed first

[tyven]

doesnt matter. shit4ass bardy is coming for the throne

[Abandon]

Leave Heehaw alone.

my nigga

[Krandor]

So this is all over the radio in MA

Flying over Gillette today during training camp.

[Abandon]

no chill

[AidenCarby]

Oh hey, the Jets get to fly a banner for once.

[NinjaLotter]

Oh hey, the Jets get to fly a banner for once.

Too easy

[Salodin]

I waited all summer for NL's breakdown over the denied appeal of the suspension and this is all I get? So disappointed...

[tyven]

Clouds of dust form on the horizon and the sky darkens. A young boy looks up at his father and asks if a storm is coming. The father looks down and says "No son, That's shit4ass Tom Bardy..."

[Melena]

I waited all summer for NL's breakdown over the denied appeal of the suspension and this is all I get? So disappointed...

Just wait till the judge tosses it out. Honestly Brady probably would have gotten off with just a fine, but the fact he destroyed the phone sealed his fate. Should be a season long suspension for destroying all those Giesele nudes.

[Byrd]

Should be a season long suspension for destroying all those Giesele nudes.

This is the real travesty here. Seriously, though, I can't wait for football to start if, for no other reason, we can hear less about Tom Brady and Deflategate. There's always a story or three that gets way too much airplay over the offseason and becomes the "And I Will Always Love You" of sports stories, but this seems worse than most. Although maybe that's just me.

Oh hey, the Jets get to fly a banner for once.