2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[NinjaLotter]

Early prediction with zero games to go on:

Dallas takes huge step back. Cowboy fans online hate life.

I was watching the NFL Network for the first time since right after the Superbowl, and it was promoting the upcoming Cowboy practice. It showed Dez, and the talk show bobble heads started making stupid bobble head comments. That's when it came to me like Spider-sense.

The hopes and dreams of last season will be followed by a 2015 train wreck.

Go Eagles.

[Mertron]

Early prediction with zero games to go on:

Dallas takes huge step back. Cowboy fans online hate life.

I was watching the NFL Network for the first time since right after the Superbowl, and it was promoting the upcoming Cowboy practice. It showed Dez, and the talk show bobble heads started making stupid bobble head comments. That's when it came to me like Spider-sense.

The hopes and dreams of last season will be followed by a 2015 train wreck.

Go Eagles.

oh no

[Mertron]

BY THE WAY GUYS ALL REPORTS SAY TIM TEBOW LOOKS REALLY GOOD AND SHOULD GET PLAYING TIME THIS YEAR HOW EXCITED ARE YOU

[NinjaLotter]

More early 2015 predictions:

The Jets start getting blown out by the Patriots and its Buffalo that starts playing the Patriots down to the wire. Jets get better on paper, but without Rex Ryan's blitzes and defensive play calling, the Patriots treat Bowles and his staff like their little bitch, like just any other shitty team. Buffalo becomes New England's new nemesis.

Sam Bradford has a good season, until he gets injured because the universe demands Sanchez/Tebow v2.

Eagles win at least one playoff game this year. Sanchez/Tebow II becomes epic. They later wrestle as tag partners at wrestle mania.

Arizona wins their division.

Seattle's locker room becomes dysfunctional.

Broncos don't win their division.

Broncos locker room turns on Peyton Manning.

The Saints are fucking horrible.

Suh blows his ACL in week 1. Dolphin fans cry and cry

[Krandor]

BY THE WAY GUYS ALL REPORTS SAY TIM TEBOW LOOKS REALLY GOOD AND SHOULD GET PLAYING TIME THIS YEAR HOW EXCITED ARE YOU

Sounds like a team of dreams.

[NinjaLotter]

Eagles trade Brandon Boykin to Steelers for a conditional

[archibaldcrane]

More early 2015 predictions:

The Jets start getting blown out by the Patriots and its Buffalo that starts playing the Patriots down to the wire. Jets get better on paper, but without Rex Ryan's blitzes and defensive play calling, the Patriots treat Bowles and his staff like their little bitch, like just any other shitty team. Buffalo becomes New England's new nemesis.

Sam Bradford has a good season, until he gets injured because the universe demands Sanchez/Tebow v2.

Eagles win at least one playoff game this year. Sanchez/Tebow II becomes epic. They later wrestle as tag partners at wrestle mania.

Arizona wins their division.

Seattle's locker room becomes dysfunctional.

Broncos don't win their division.

Broncos locker room turns on Peyton Manning.

The Saints are fucking horrible.

Suh blows his ACL in week 1. Dolphin fans cry and cry

Sounds like we'll finally get our matchup, eh?

[Mertron]

Eagles trade Brandon Boykin to Steelers for a conditional

what the fuck

[Mertron]

I really hope Thurmond and maxwell look good in camp because he was probably their best corner last year. and he's still on his rookie contract. and their secondary was garbage last year and having depth there makes sense

but i guess a conditional 5th round draft pick next year is just too good of an offer to pass up!

[Mertron]

wait shit, he's black. Nevermind I take it back. chip sending all the blacks back to africa

[Marootsoobutsu]

I just laugh that every piece of Seahawks gear I see anyone wearing is always in pristine brand new condition.

How many Pats fans do you find with a jersey more than 15 years old?

[Ksandra]

How many Pats fans do you find with a jersey more than 15 years old?

To be fair, most adults wouldn't fit into their 15 year old anything anymore.

Hell, I am old, but I was only 20 fifteen years ago and hadn't met my dickwad bf that taught me football yet.



Outside of that, I gotta get a jerb so I can go to the ESPN restaurant this time w/o my friend's fail brother.

[Cail]

Sounds like a team of dreams.

[NinjaLotter]

15 years? Are you serious?

I think there's an expiration date on some of the plays in your Pats hater playbook.

"Bandwagon Patriot fans" is probably one of them in 2015. You guys need new material.

[NinjaLotter]

Patriot fan flies message over Roger Goodell's home
http://www.wcsh6.com/story/news/loca...sage/31001667/


Patriot fans fighting the good fight against the evil Roger and his lair of corrupt Jet minions in the league office.

[Cail]

Bobby Wagner 4 years 43mil with Seattle

[Mertron]

tony dungy approves

[Krandor]

Today is the final Sunday of no Football. So close.

[Abandon]

There's a wing place here that serves wings tossed with General Tso's sauce. Straight cash homey

wait wat

[Cail]

Boykin said Chip Kelly is "uncomfortable around grown men of our culture."