2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[Boyiee]

Fuck tyven lol

[NinjaLotter]

like what if it was a summon and had this super elaborate animation that you can't skip like in FF8 and all the sudden adam vinatieri appears and kicks a rock into some robber crab's face, instant kill shot

That's entry level Tom Brady stuff. Level 5. I'm talking level 99 2015 shit, with Chris Collinsworth voice overs and lots of lightning and snow and awesome shit.

[NinjaLotter]

After 2 months off the radar, Bill Simmons is going scorched earth on everybody involved in Deflategate
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/2-mont...213605813.html

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‏@BillSimmons
I'm excited to hear from various ex-players, ex-coaches and ex-GM's of teams that lost to the 2001-15 Pats weigh in objectively on TV today.

lmao

[Cail]

i would imagine it involves getting bailed out by a kicker or a DB

like what if it was a summon and had this super elaborate animation that you can't skip like in FF8 and all the sudden adam vinatieri appears and kicks a rock into some robber crab's face, instant kill shot

Ilu

[Marootsoobutsu]

imagine if shit4ss was about to get spike flailed and he used his limit break and fucking malcolm butler just appears out of nowhere and takes the hit. sick

There can be no greater Tom Brady limit-break than this.

[NinjaLotter]

There can be no greater Tom Brady limit-break than this.

Hey, this guy thought Brady was the mastermind of a conspiracy with Dorito Dink to secretly remove a piff of air from footballs to make them magic in order to cheat Elway out of Superbowl rings.

I wonder if he still thinks his opinion matters after such an amazing blunder of logic and common sense.

[NinjaLotter]

Transcript proves NFL didn’t know air pressure could drop naturally

Question: “So prior to this game, okay, had you ever heard of the Ideal Gas Law?”

Vincent: “No sir.”

Question: “Do you know if anyone in the NFL Game-Day Operations had ever discussed the impact of the Ideal Gas Law in testing footballs?”

Vincent: “Not with me.”

Question: “You had never heard to that?”

Vincent: “Never.”

“But at that time, you didn’t know that some of the reduction could happen just because or cold or wetness or other factors, right?” Jeffrey Kessler asked Vincent. “That just wasn’t something you were aware of, correct?”

“I didn’t include science, no, sir,” Vincent said.

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lolololololololol

Your heroes.

[Bregor]

woah

I captured the dreaded Pendleton, rule all of the seas, and it says I beat the game

yay

How did you escape the clock radio? It's like the fucking Water Temple.

Also fucking lol at Bardy Spike Flail. Bardy's 2 hour is definitely Summon DB

[jmc]

[Cail]

Lol

[Cail]

Mariota hasn't thrown a pick in his first 6 practices.

However, it's against tennessee's defense which is fucking awful

[NinjaLotter]

Rich Levine‏@rich_levine
Bring your white suits or any other murder evidence for safe disposal to #RavensCamp and receive a free Joe Flacco bobblehead!

[Headspace]

[wipers]

A legend is born !

[NinjaLotter]

Joe Flacco in disguise

[AidenCarby]

The grammar

[NinjaLotter]

BTW this Sunday is the last Sunday without football until Superbowl 50.

[Cail]

5 weeks til NE-PIT

[Headspace]

The grammar

you must be knew to PFTCommenter

[tyven]

The grammar

wow