2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[Headspace]

Look at all this tampering

[Mertron]

Josina Anderson ‏@JosinaAnderson
I just got off the phone with CB Byron Maxwell. Maxwell told me directly, "I'm going to Philly." #Eagles

i should say that this is the upgrade of all upgrades after the cary williams and bradley fletcher circus, but then I remember we signed nnamdi and drc and that was not money well spent

ALONSO
GORE
MAXWELL

DRAM TRAM

[Mertron]

just need to sign 2 more cbs, a safety, and another couple lbs and we'll be set to not win the Super Bowl for a few more years

inb4 we

[Mertron]

also i need to find a tire iron and go tonya harding on gores kneecap before he takes a physical

[jmc]

also i need to find a tire iron and go tonya harding on gores kneecap before he takes a physical

I have a tire iron you can borrow for this.

[Mertron]

entrapment

[jmc]

Dammit

[Cail]

just need to sign 2 more cbs, a safety, and another couple lbs and we'll be set to not win the Super Bowl for a few more years

inb4 we

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora
Final contract numbers on Byron Maxwell's deal with Eagles very likely to be $63M over 6 years with $25M guaranteed

[Cail]

The hits keep on coming for poor Mert

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet
QB Mark Sanchez is heading back to the #Eagles, source said

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
Mark Sanchez is going back to Eagles, 2 Year Deal, max value of $16M, $5.5M Guaranteed, per source.

[Cail]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet
Bengals K Mike Nugent agrees to a 2-year contract worth $4M, source said. $250K each year is tied to incentives.

[Cail]

Torrey Smith wont be back in Baltimore

"I will be playing for a different organization, but I will remain committed to the City of Baltimore," Smith wrote. "I will continue to give back and help build a better future for our young men and women. MY COMMITMENT TO THE CITY IS FOR LIFE. This isn’t a goodbye because I will still be around and Baltimore will continue to be my home in the offseason and when my career is done. I’m on to the next chapter of my life and football career, but I will see you guys later."

[Xajii]

later torrey u are a cool guy

[Anoat]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet
Bengals K Mike Nugent agrees to a 2-year contract worth $4M, source said. $250K each year is tied to incentives.

COME ON BENJALS GET LOOSE

[Cail]

Chris Mortensen ‏@mortreport
The Eagles' wild ride will continue: Jeremy Maclin plans to reunite with Andy Reid in Kansas City once free agent market opens Tuesday.

Chris Mortensen ‏@mortreport
The Chiefs will have to clear salary cap space to get the deal done with Maclin. Most logical savings would be with Dwayne Bowe's contract.

[Mertron]

The hits keep on coming for poor Mert

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet
QB Mark Sanchez is heading back to the #Eagles, source said

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
Mark Sanchez is going back to Eagles, 2 Year Deal, max value of $16M, $5.5M Guaranteed, per source.

im ok with this

[tyven]

BUT WHAT ABOUT LOSING THE AIDS?

[tyven]

how do you go from maclin cooper and mccoy to cooper matthews and gore?

[Serra]

Julius Thomas to Jacksonville apparently

Bleh.. Now I can't spam Orange Julius here when he scores..

[Moss]

also i need to find a tire iron and go tonya harding on gores kneecap before he takes a physical

pro football focus guy gave the signing an A- so there's that

[Cail]

@MikeGarafolo: Colts announce extension for CB Darius Butler