2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[Moss]

The two players had an altercation on CenturyLink Field before an NFC divisional-round playoff game on Jan. 11, 2014. Irvin said Graham was warming up on Seattle's side of the field when he asked him to move.

Graham refused, knocking off Irvin’s knit cap and screaming, “I’m Jimmy.” Irvin responded by saying: “Who’s Jimmy? I don’t know any Jimmy.”

ultimate douchelord

[Rizil]

Jason Cole ‏@JasonPhilCole
@Revis24 signs for 5-year, $70M deal. Includes $39M FULLY guaranteed, $33M in the first two years. #Jets

Jets had to do it. Revis wants big money, Jets desperately need secondary help, and the fanbase wants Woody Johnson hung by his balls if he doesn't get Revis back. Overpaid, sure, but had to be done, he had a market.

[Cail]

Chris Mortensen ‏@mortreport
The 49ers have signed @Kaepernick7 's backup, Blaine Gabbert, to a two-year, $2-million contract, per sources.

[Moss]

Jets had to do it. Revis wants big money, Jets desperately need secondary help, and the fanbase wants Woody Johnson hung by his balls if he doesn't get Revis back. Overpaid, sure, but had to be done, he had a market.

if you're going to overpay, you do it for elite talent. 5yr/70m doesn't look crazy to me anyway

[Celeras]

Its 14m/year with less guarantees than Peterson/Sherman. Fucking Byron Maxwell just got 10m/year, so I don't even see how its overpaying in the slightest.

Seems like a fair, front loaded contract for the almost-aging GOAT.

[Krandor]

Chris Mortensen ‏@mortreport
The 49ers have signed @Kaepernick7 's backup, Blaine Gabbert, to a two-year, $2-million contract, per sources.

Thank God "we" got that locked up.

Kill me

[Melena]

Thank God "we" got that locked up.

Kill me

Next season is going to suck for both of us

[Bregor]

Browns come away from all this with Josh McCown and Brian Hartline

SUPA BOWEL

[Moss]

Browns come away from all this with Josh McCown and Brian Hartline

SUPA BOWEL

meh FA almost always a waste anyway unless you get a steal like Michael Bennett for $5m

[Mertron]

Browns come away from all this with Josh McCown and Brian Hartline

SUPA BOWEL

bradford to cooper

brader

coopford

...

bradley cooper

AMERICAN SNIPER

im drunk

[tyven]

OH GOD RYAN FITZPATRICK GONNA GET SHIPPED TO THE JETS WHERE THEY WILL BECOME KNOWN AS THE FIGHTING FITZMARSHALLS

[Celeras]

IDGAF who starts for the first four weeks while Mariota gets his feet wet. Gimme Fitz!

And Cro. And Spiller. Then I'm ready to roll.

[Mertron]

eagles sign walter thurmond. any guesses on what college he went to?

(1yr deal. good signing if he's healthy)

[tyven]

LEGION OF CHIP

[Mertron]

LETS GET ALL THE SEATTLE DBS FROM THE 2014 SUPER BOWL. BUT NOT SHERMAN CHANCELLOR OR THOMAS, THE OTHER GUYS

someone told chip kelly that bradford went to OU and chip was like "close enough"

also

[Mertron]

is it just a matter of time before the eagles become the adderallphia eagles?

[Anoat]

Rumors going around that NO wants to trade Brees to TB for their #1 pick. Please no. Please no.

[Mertron]

apparently the Eagles are about to sign ryan matthews

he didn't even go to oregon, wtf chip
DRAM TRAM

[tyven]

you mean skinny eddie lacy? what a disaster

[Cail]

Cortland Finnegan retiring