2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[Celeras]

Tomorrows gonna suck. I want Mariota to look good because quite frankly I'm not sold on him as a prospect. On the other hand, I dont want him to look too good and leapfrog Winston as I already know he's J.Russell 2.0

I have a sneaking suspicion he's gonna run around 4.4 and everyone will overreact and mock him #1.

Seeing as that is my worst nightmare.. it is probably what will end up happening. BREATH HOLDING STARTS NOW.

[Serra]

http://deadspin.com/theres-a-rumor-a...deo-1687081592

Dez Bryant will soon be a free agent, after the receiver failed to agree to a new contract with the Cowboys. Why would the team be so hesitant in locking up one of the best pass-catching threats in the league? If you believe rumors, Bryant did something on video that's bad, but no media outlet's actually found the video yet.

Short version - There may or may not be a video of Dez Bryant doing something which may or may not have a "Ray Rice-type of an impact" which may or may not have impacted the Cowboys decision to sign him.

Quality work by the media there.

[Abandon]

he KO his mom again?

[Moss]

Tomorrows gonna suck. I want Mariota to look good because quite frankly I'm not sold on him as a prospect. On the other hand, I dont want him to look too good and leapfrog Winston as I already know he's J.Russell 2.0

I have a sneaking suspicion he's gonna run around 4.4 and everyone will overreact and mock him #1.

Seeing as that is my worst nightmare.. it is probably what will end up happening. BREATH HOLDING STARTS NOW.

Jamarcus Russel 2.0 makes no sense at all.

[Celeras]

Are you confused by the 2.0? Because I don't mean to imply that he's an upgrade, but that he's the same damn player.

That is literally the only thing I can see hanging you up. Same physical tools, immaturity, weight problems, and the brothers even look the fucking same.

[Dimmauk]

So he is somewhere in between JaMarcus and Cam?

The video is of Dez deflating balls. Male balls.

[AidenCarby]

Are you confused by the 2.0? Because I don't mean to imply that he's an upgrade, but that he's the same damn player.

That is literally the only thing I can see hanging you up. Same physical tools, immaturity, weight problems, and the brothers even look the fucking same.

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[enrick108]

dez gay?

[Anoat]

Are you confused by the 2.0? Because I don't mean to imply that he's an upgrade, but that he's the same damn player.

That is literally the only thing I can see hanging you up. Same physical tools, immaturity, weight problems, and the brothers even look the fucking same.

Get the fuck outta here with weight problems. If you fell for the "omg jameis is fat" photo, you deserve to have your sports fan membership revoked. Dude is 6'4" and 231. The only people that should be worried about Jameis in the next year are Panthers, Falcons, and Saints fans, cause Jameis is going to TB and is gonna tear shit up.

[Krandor]

Lovie Smith does have an excellent record for developing QBs.

[Anoat]

Winston making himself millions at the combine right now, too. He's gonna be fine.

[Moss]

Are you confused by the 2.0? Because I don't mean to imply that he's an upgrade, but that he's the same damn player.

That is literally the only thing I can see hanging you up. Same physical tools, immaturity, weight problems, and the brothers even look the fucking same.

Jameis doesn't have a cannon like JaMarcus did. JaMarcus was never seen as good of a passer as Jameis when you consider pocket presence, anticipation, etc. JaMarcus' only selling point was his physical tools. Jameis' selling point is his incredible instincts for the position.

The only similarity is they both have off-field issues, although I can't remember if Jamarcus got in trouble for anything before he was drafted.

Jameis is also cocky/charismatic similar to Cam while Jamarcus was always flat-line and gave zero fucks. I don't think anyone has ever questioned Jameis' desire and passion for the game.

[Cail]

The only people that should be worried about Jameis in the next year are Panthers, Falcons, and Saints fans, cause Jameis is going to TB and is gonna tear shit up.

LOL

[Cail]

Rolando McClain facing 4 game suspension for substance abuse

[Moss]

LOL

I don't really disagree with him, I think Jameis will be good when/if he is on the field.

[Celeras]

Get the fuck outta here with weight problems. If you fell for the "omg jameis is fat" photo, you deserve to have your sports fan membership revoked. Dude is 6'4" and 231. The only people that should be worried about Jameis in the next year are Panthers, Falcons, and Saints fans, cause Jameis is going to TB and is gonna tear shit up.

He was 248 four weeks ago. He put himself in a situation where he had to lose 17 pounds in a fucking month. "No weight problem".

[Xajii]

Rolando McClain facing 4 game suspension for substance abuse

4 game fine, not suspension. wasn't PEDs.

[Bregor]

Jameis' selling point is his incredible instincts for the position.

[Anoat]

I know you are joking with that, but there are some who seriously point to that freak moment as representative of his career. It's dumb. His performance at the combine today was dime after dime after dime. Seems to have quieted a lot of the doubters.

[Dimmauk]

I know you are joking with that, but there are some who seriously point to that freak moment as representative of his career. It's dumb. His performance at the combine today was dime after dime after dime. Seems to have quieted a lot of the doubters.

Yeah Marcus looked good.