2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[Tyche]

The balls were tested by two meters. Every one on the Colts balls tested OK by at least one of the meters. All 11 balls checked under regulation by both meters in the patriots case. You can stop pretending the colts and pats situations are similar.

[tyven]

you guys Fuck Tom tho

[Mertron]

Didn't bill nye prove that wrong

ID LIKE TO SEE BILL NYES EVIDENCE OR CREDENTIALS THOUGH

[Krandor]

He's the Science Guy, that's all the credentials he needs.

[NinjaLotter]

He's the Science Guy, that's all the credentials he needs.

Only in America is "Bill Nye The Science Guy" a scientific authority.

Most other places rely on, you know, real scientists. and not TV personalities with a degree in mechanical engineering.

[Xajii]

The balls were tested by two meters. Every one on the Colts balls tested OK by at least one of the meters. All 11 balls checked under regulation by both meters in the patriots case. You can stop pretending the colts and pats situations are similar.

thank god someone brought up bill nye so ninjalotter could ignore the facts here

[Boyiee]

Only in America is "Bill Nye The Science Guy" a scientific authority.

Most other places rely on, you know, real scientists. and not TV personalities with a degree in mechanical engineering.

Yeah I don't see how a mechanical engineer would know anything about psi in footballs.

[Tyche]

Just a hunch, but I'd think a fucking mechanical engineer would have a firm grasp of how psi works. Moron.

[Boyiee]

but tyche there's no moving parts fulcrums or oil involved

[NinjaLotter]

Does Bill Nye the Mechanical Engineering guy have evidence that Tom Brady did something wrong or nah?

[Dimmauk]

Next time I get caught speeding, I'm going to roll with the Everyone else is doing it excuse, then ask for physical proof I was speeding, then ask if he is qualified to read the equipment. I'm sure I wont get a ticket after that.

[NinjaLotter]

Just a hunch, but I'd think a fucking mechanical engineer would have a firm grasp of how psi works. Moron.

Why would a mechanical engineer be the supreme authority on how atmospheric conditions affect PSI levels? Am I imagining when my tires are flatter on certain winter mornings?

PSI records have never been taken before in league history at halftime. Are you claiming it's impossible a cold, shitty day, would affect air put into footballs in warm temperatures?

Does this all lead to some sort of evidence against Tom or is it just more mud slinging from the jelly hater-brigade?

[Xajii]

so wait, now that you are backed into a corner you will admit that the PSI issue is real and the colts thing is horseshit, right? since you're ready to change the subject?

this is good ninja this is good this is progress

edit: AWWW MAN COME ON YOU FUCKED IT UP WITH THAT NEXT POST

[NinjaLotter]

Next time I get caught speeding, I'm going to roll with the Everyone else is doing it excuse, then ask for physical proof I was speeding, then ask if he is qualified to read the equipment. I'm sure I wont get a ticket after that.

I see you haven't posted the text that proves Tom did something wrong yet. You keep mentioning it but don't post it.

[NinjaLotter]

so wait, now that you are backed into a corner you will admit that the PSI issue is real and the colts thing is horseshit, right? since you're ready to change the subject?

this is good ninja this is good this is progress

Why is it horse shit? There were two teams playing in the AFC Championship game. Both teams had game balls that were under PSI regulation.
That isn't disputable.

[NinjaLotter]

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE EVIDENCE TOM DID SOMETHING WRONG OR NAH?

[Xajii]

Why is it horse shit? There were two teams playing in the AFC Championship game. Both teams had game balls that were under PSI regulation.
That isn't disputable.

Oh, ok, so you didn't read the report. Got it.

...based on Exponent's conclusion that the Logo Gauge generally reports a measurement that is approximately 0.3-0.45psi higher than the measurement reported by the Non Logo Gauge, we believe that Blakeman used the NonLogo Gauge and Prioleau used the Logo Gauge to test the Patriots game balls at halftime. As noted above, we also believe that Walt Anderson most likely used the Non Logo Gauge prior to the game.

This difference accounts for the ONLY balls that were below (and JUST BARELY BELOW) the limit being tested on the one that comes up lower, wheres the difference absolutely doesn't account for the majority of the Patriots' balls.

Every single Colts ball tested within the limit on at least one of the gauges.

[Tyche]

That isn't disputable.

It is, actually, as evidenced above.

[Xajii]

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE EVIDENCE TOM DID SOMETHING WRONG OR NAH?

Refused to cooperate with the investigation and lied about who and what he knew to the media.

That right there is all it takes to get him suspended.

[Abandon]

http://www.businessinsider.com/bill-...ategate-2015-1