2015 NFL Off-Season Thread: Fuck tom

[NinjaLotter]

Oh, ok, so you didn't read the report. Got it.


This difference accounts for the ONLY balls that were below (and JUST BARELY BELOW) the limit being tested on the one that comes up lower, wheres the difference absolutely doesn't account for the majority of the Patriots' balls.

Every single Colts ball tested within the limit on at least one of the gauges.

Oh, so the Colts get additional PSI credit but the Patriots do not. I like all the use of the words "likely and perhaps" littered through this report.

Hey, Xajii: Do you have evidence Tom cheated or nah?

[Tyche]

Why would a mechanical engineer be the supreme authority on how atmospheric conditions affect PSI levels? Am I imagining when my tires are flatter on certain winter mornings?

PSI records have never been taken before in league history at halftime. Are you claiming it's impossible a cold, shitty day, would affect air put into footballs in warm temperatures?

Does this all lead to some sort of evidence against Tom or is it just more mud slinging from the jelly hater-brigade?

Learn to ideal gas law. The Colts balls dropped less than the Pats balls. So much so, that's it's statistically significant (1.96% p-value). Something else happened to the balls, but since you're not a mechanical engineer, you wouldn't understand.

[Tyche]

http://www.businessinsider.com/bill-...ategate-2015-1

What would an astrophysicist and a mechanical engineer know about atmospherical pressure?

[Roranora]

p-values, yes. NFL thread going strong in May

[NinjaLotter]

Learn to ideal gas law. The Colts balls dropped less than the Pats balls. So much so, that's it's statistically significant (1.96% p-value). Something else happened to the balls, but since you're not a mechanical engineer, you wouldn't understand.

What were the PSI records of these balls before the game? How do you know that the Patriots dropped more than the Colts balls.
Post the PSI records from before the game so we can see.

[Boyiee]

http://www.businessinsider.com/bill-...ategate-2015-1

What would an astrophysicist and a mechanical engineer know about atmospherical pressure?

You guys are stupid, the footballs weren't used in space by robots. Stop bringing up TV personalities and not real scientists.

[Aelfinn]

Holy shit do I not care about under-inflated balls, but this is so much fun to watch ninja spouting off like a rabid fan... defending the integrity of his team and QB to the last. I can't help but to imagine him sitting at his keyboard flailing around every time another post comes up about this...

http://thebeard78.tumblr.com/post/69798056713

[NinjaLotter]

You guys want to ban Brady from the league and Hall because two part time Gillette workers had a "Dude, where's my car?" text convo in October.

Hilarious. The hate is so real

[Tyche]

What were the PSI records of these balls before the game? How do you know that the Patriots dropped more than the Colts balls.
Post the PSI records from before the game so we can see.

Exponent report at the end of the big report you never looked at. I'm on an ipad and don't have access. I'm paraphrasing, but the drop for the pats balls was 1-2 psi.

[Dimmauk]

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE EVIDENCE TOM DID SOMETHING WRONG OR NAH?

Yes.

[Xajii]

Yea if any of you read the report you'd know they were ridiculously thorough with the ball comparisons and calculations. Two tiers of exponent reporting.

[Dimmauk]

You guys want to ban Brady from the league and Hall because two part time Gillette workers had a "Dude, where's my car?" text convo in October.

Hilarious. The hate is so real

Brady is a liar, a cheapskate, and a cheater, what's to love about him?

[Dimmauk]

http://www.businessinsider.com/bill-...ategate-2015-1

Business Insider? Probably Jets fans

[AidenCarby]

Deflated balls didn't stop the run game though so it's w/e

[Tyche]

The referees measured the air pressure of all the balls pre-game. The Patriots locker room attendant then took the balls without the referees permission (the first time that happened in the referees career) then locked himself in a bathroom for 2 minutes with the balls, then bought them to the field. The measurements at halftime were done because of suspicion that the patriots balls were under inflated. The deflation delta for the patriots balls are statistically significantly greater than the deflation delta for the colts balls. All that lead to the conclusion that it is "probable" that the balls were deflated intentionally. The only reason it's not certain is because there is no video of the attendant actually deflating the balls because there is no video inside the bathroom.

So is there proof? No. But statistics and science suggest the balls were tampered with. Texts, lies, and testimony suggest that Brady was aware. That's more than enough for the commish to act and to draw a reasonable conclusion. NL is simply not reasonable.

[tyven]

there is more evidence tom brady cheated than there is ben roethlisberger got his rape on and thats just krazy to think about since big ben is CLEARLY a rapist

[Melena]

After all this, NL is never allowed to call anyone mad anymore. I can see him bawling his eyes out because his God and hero does appear to be a douche

[AidenCarby]

Refused to cooperate with the investigation and lied about who and what he knew to the media.

That right there is all it takes to get him suspended.

Tom made himself available for 24 hours and answered questions according to his agent.

[Dimmauk]

Tom made himself available for 24 hours and answered questions according to his agent.

LOL

[Krandor]

there is more evidence tom brady cheated than there is ben roethlisberger got his rape on and thats just krazy to think about since big ben is CLEARLY a rapist

I love you.

Not in a rapey kind of way, but platonic.