Heathen Happy Hour (Atheism Thread - Bibles Beware)

[Waraji]

Brilliant.


That last line should have been his entire response to Ken Hams debate rebuttal.

[Waraji]

http://www.ourladyofperpetualexemption.com/



rofl
His derpy pictures on that website are too much.

[Ardrial]

http://www.ourladyofperpetualexemption.com/



rofl
His derpy pictures on that website are too much.

Call the phone number. It's awesome. Too bad that nobody who *needs* to listen to this, will.

[Kuya]

That was amazing

[Waraji]

Don't really have a thread to post this, but since its vaguely related:

Disgraced ’19 Kids’ Star Josh Duggar Named in Ashley Madison Leak (Report)

Former “19 Kids and Counting” star and admitted child molester Josh Duggar had not one, but two accounts on AshleyMadison.com

They also broke out his turn-ons:
“A Professional/Well Groomed,” “Stylish/Classy,” “Casual Jeans/T-shirt Type,” “Muscular/Fit Body,” “Petite Figure,” “Tall Height,” “Short Height,” “Long Hair,””Short Hair,” “Girl Next Door,” “Naughty Girl,” “Sense of Humor,” “Imagination,” “Creative and Adventurous,” “Relaxed and Easy Going,” “Aggressive/Take Charge Nature,” “Confidence,” “Discretion/Secrecy,” “A Good Listener,” “Good Personal Hygiene,” “Average Sex Drive,” “High Sex Drive,” “Dislikes Routine,” “Has a Secret Love Nest,” “Disease Free,” “Drug Free,” and “Natural Breasts.”

This guy... the amount of duggary is x2.

[Kuya]

this tastes so good that it must be bad for you

[Waraji]

John Oliver's church has a reddit now, because.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ourperpetualexemption

Also someone recorded the telephone recording.



Still in tears. Praise be praise be.

[Andalusian girls]

might be a good thing Stewart and Colbert got out the game because Oliver can't be touched right now

[Byrthnoth]

Honestly, he's on fire and this is hilarious.

It's obviously a copy of Colbert's SuperPAC fiasco, but it's still hilarious and an equally important social message.

[Yabby]

I was sad when i heard he got this show, because i wanted him to take over the daily show...... one eps in my mind was changed. I look forward to this show every monday (Record and watch it while having breakfast).

[Waraji]

http://www.ourladyofperpetualexemption.com/

Someone had to ruin it.

September 13, 2015

It is I, Megareverend and C.E.O. of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption Church, Pastor John Oliver.

We thank you for all your kind donations, but I’m sorry to report that we have closed down the church. And let me take a moment to explain why - it’s certainly not because we have to.

We have still, miraculously, not broken any laws by promising you untold riches in return for sending us money. We’re also not closing down because you all kept sending us actual seeds, even though we explicitly told you not to. We’re closing because multiple people sent us sperm through the mail. And when someone sends you jizz through the mail, it’s time to stop whatever you’re doing.

So we are shutting this s**t down. Praise be!


P.S. All previous monetary donations have been forwarded to Doctors Without Borders. We did not send the sperm.

[Tyrath]

I'm surprised it took this long.

[TsingTao]

Too bad, this was brilliant. It also reminded me of Colbert's Super PAC. Sadly it won't have any meaningful impact...much like Colbert's Super PAC. I do feel better for having seen it happen though, so I guess that's something.

And I agree, Oliver is on fire. He took what he learned from Stewart to heart, found a format to make his own, and is utterly destroying it.

[Blubbartron]

Too bad, this was brilliant. It also reminded me of Colbert's Super PAC. Sadly it won't have any meaningful impact...much like Colbert's Super PAC. I do feel better for having seen it happen though, so I guess that's something.

And I agree, Oliver is on fire. He took what he learned from Stewart to heart, found a format to make his own, and is utterly destroying it.

He's had a couple things where he let the court of public opinion decide his position instead of logical, factual arguments, but yeah, 90% of his shit is spot on.