Furcal retires, v-mart and Werth to the dl.
Furcal retires, v-mart and Werth to the dl.
Red Sox call up Rusney Castillo. Maybe he can actually get a hit with RISP.
BRAUN now has 5 homers in his last 8 games, 11 so far, he's on pace for 41 this season.
BRAUN
Hi guys.
Andrew McCutchen left his pay stub in the clubhouse in Chicago. Deadspin posted it online.
http://deadspin.com/lets-take-a-look...tub-1706188663
David Wright has spinal stenosis.
FUCK
BRAUN just hit a mammoth 474 foot homer clear out of Miller Park off Lincecum, longest homer by a righty in MP history.
BRAUN
And still lost 8-4.
No1curr, hit dingers
So long as you make sure you actually touch home plate right?
Never in doubt
Krushed
Bringer of Rain indeed.
I was thinking about getting a Bautista jersey, but I have changed my mind.
Woman drilled in the head by a broken bat at the the red Sox game today.
Not looking good for her, not expected to make it.
Spoiler: show
Dosn't look good
instead of jokes and shitty puns about a woman who might die, I'm gonna just offer my prayers. nobody ever goes to a game fearing for their life, specially with her son and husband there. fucking sucks.