The Random Random Thoughts Thread (RRTT) - MildAks Edition

[Ornery Sheep]

Fast enough to get my ass back on the road before he claimed I was being threatening by not putting my tire on fast enough.

GG. Just livin' is enough extreme sports sometimes. Glad you made it, holmes.

Baked goods weren't enough. Got some candy, too

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Damn, you're gonna be set. How long you think all this stuff is gonna last you with all the additions you've been making to your "collection"?
(Also, was Yui there or did you place her there for the pic? Nice touch either way.)

[Cream Soda]

See the stone center piece for the table? Yui sits on top of that. I merely moved here about a foot for the photo.

If I legit try, I could clear it all in a week. (Would be about 4 boxes a day with 44 boxes of the snack cakes. The lemon heads go quick I down them 6-8 boxes at a time). That said, I'll probably do half my calories in protein and half my calories in snacks until they're all gone.

That way I don't gain too much weight doing this. Stay within my caloric range and still get enough protein to maintain my muscle mass. So maybe a month? (But even that's being generous) I'd say 3 weeks tops

[Hitoshura]

The Chewy Lemonheads with all flavors... are my favorite ever. I can't find any of the other flavors for the original versions except lemon. :<

[Cream Soda]

They had chewy ones, but I like the hard candy ones better (which is strange because I prefer chewy candy 99% of the time). My favorite are the large individually wrapped lemon heads. The taste is just more potent on those.

as far as the various flavors go, you won't find them in most stores (aside from albertsons) but they are fairly common in corner stores (aka any place that won't take your debit/credit unless you spend at least 5 bucks)

[Spicyryan]

But I try to be the cuntiest cunt I can be!

Really, in the old days there was an Admin to lead mods but now it's just mods who know no consequences so they can be erratic if they want.

Everyone likes a cunt! I mean I'm the most loved here.

Yeah, I think the last time there were admins was right when I was banned, and then one day scragg noticed I was back and rebanned me on principle/I sux.

Meanwhile, Kingnobody/Korpg gets to fag around after even reporting the site a couple of times to someone he apparently knows at Google (watchoutguiz we are dealing with a badass!) because he was super butthurt a few times.
There is no poetic justice over there! If only BG posters were let loose to scourge posters like KN, Nausi (if he only had a brain!), etc.
Personally I'd be entertained.

[AnnaMolly]

Everyone likes a cunt! I mean I'm the most loved here.

Yeah, I think the last time there were admins was right when I was banned, and then one day scragg noticed I was back and rebanned me on principle/I sux.

Meanwhile, Kingnobody/Korpg gets to fag around after even reporting the site a couple of times to someone he apparently knows at Google (watchoutguiz we are dealing with a badass!) because he was super butthurt a few times.
There is no poetic justice over there! If only BG posters were let loose to scourge posters like KN, Nausi (if he only had a brain!), etc.
Personally I'd be entertained.

I think Aelius banned Squishy, Scragg said something about no longer deactivating accounts due to it killing Premium benefits. Mods can't deactivate accounts anymore. There was a public shitstorm between Aelius and KN a little bit ago.

EDIT: Aelius' fight thread has been nuked. Probably because it made him look bad or something.

[Josiahkf]

You're just the most likely shitbird to grow on someone spicy : p

[Spicyryan]

I think Aelius banned Squishy, Scragg said something about no longer deactivating accounts due to it killing Premium benefits. Mods can't deactivate accounts anymore. There was a public shitstorm between Aelius and KN a little bit ago.

Well squishy (she's so cute, my poor poor squishy!) Was deactivated, a worse penalty than Spicy had for worse behavior before. In true SE Salvage-like fashion

Oh and a love you too Josi.


So since we all love my fucked up drunk blogs. Here I go.

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So I woke up this morning after being fucked up the night before during the Swedish amazing Rock festival 2015, with ants, other bugs, garbage, etc on me after a night of freezing Swedish cold. There was this guy at 3am when i was laying down in my metaphorical pile of shit (true metal fashion) singing with some serious Sonata Arctica pipes. At 5am I woke back up and this mother fucker was STILL singing the same made-up lyrics... He was still good but holy shit!!
So with the sun up at 3ish am I tossed at turned next to some empty vodka and boxed wine (I didn't drink any of that, it was just that there was garbage everywhere) in the cold before it got warm and then hot. Summer here is interesting.
Split a taxi with three random guys while in a slight daze.
Took a train across Sweden to Stockholm without eating so I slept to pull off some hibernation nonsense.
Got here and explored a bit walking a few miles and cooked a meal, blah blah.
Went to see a guy from the camp site from the concert to say hi and he wasn't around. Walked for a few miles just enjoying Stockholm. It got dark so I said fuck it and went to some metal bar called Pub Anchor or something.. Idr I'm really drunk ATM

Soooo I have a few beers and get really tied of the abysmal karaoke, I mean the kind so bad they are literally whispering into the mic.
I said to the group of Fins and Germans I had walked into drinking with that " I'm pretty fucking bad but not THAT bad."
So I look at the book of songs for awhile for something easy yet something not Kansas or yet another fucking Billy Idol (I love him but man was he overdone) song. I pick Godsmack - Straight out of line
Embarrassed at my choice I get another beer for a few before I go on stage to headbang to the beginning and middle while not really drunk at this point at all really. In fact I was mostly sober and enjoying making a fool of myself. Laughing on stage for a second I crush the damn song.
Idk I just sang, it wasn't that good at all obviously but by this point things are a bit swirly. Maybe from the rocking out to a song that isn't real slow and lame like Journey. Somehow I had to fucking expect some one to sing that fucking song..
Anyway after I turn to the closest person and go "shit I was bad.." and it ends up being an unattractive and plump woman.

Shit

So I go back to the Fins and she comes over later to talk to me. I don't want to be rude (pft I'm drunk with manners...) So I indulge her to make her feel special..
Her gay friend professes to be the top 5 in Swedish fashion expert who had their passport 'stolen by Mikey Cyrus', and something about Justin Beiber. I brush it off and say sure, cool.
Soon enough despite objections of already having a beer they get me a new one.
I'm singing along going "pour some sugar on meeee" and getting to the new one (beer).
I get the what's your name thing and at this point I'm plastered. I go "Ryan! Hah, friends call my spicy, salty assholes who can't enjoy life for what it is call me mild."
I'm still seeing double ATM so I'm sure for those dumb enough to click this spoiler (come on...)
That this will go over swimmingly.
I sneak back to the Fins to say this chick wants me,/I just don't wanna be rude.
Anyway later she goes on about the place is closing do you wanna come home with me?
I remark "annnd?"
She says we don't have to do anything if you don't want to. Then she wants a kiss and I realize shes in my face asking for one so I pull the whole slide over and talk to your ear with excuses "oh that's too far for me to walk back" etc.
I pull the ripcord and gtfo of doge knowing I'm drunk as shit and need to deny all offers from unattractive women.

So after that I turn to the DJ and go "I'm fucked up, but its hard to pull that one on me."
Truth be told despite my enjoyment. It was a really fucking lame bar, having seen many over Europe so far.
So I stumble across the streets, well not really, I'm walking fine, pretty much, maybe, but not stumbling. Of this unknown place for the 50th time (in terms of unknown places) and figures I'm filthy (feel it) in this Eluveitie t that I might as well play the song its for, and is written on the shirt, Alesia.
Walking along I turn after a fist pump at Bloodstained Ground and notice a bald guy behind me at 3:30am. I stop salute and explain on just drunk sorry for enjoying the music from my phone. He's in a leather jacket and says he used to like that music too and now he likes everything. I tell him that he must have grown up that all we can be in life is happyand stumble around and walk on after we said bye.
Here I am now passing out. Sure no one will like this post but hey, I catalogued my existence in an unimportant manner despite the obvious intoxication and lack of interest.
Love you too BG , NN

Edit: Morning, anyone get the number of that train that hit me? Oh man, talk about stupid.
Think I can still hear the Swedes singing Rebel Yell in my head.

Oh and idk anything about that Aelius fight thread you mentioned. Hard to enjoy AH.com with the same exact BS from the same exact posters all the time.
It's why I started posting there again the second time. Partially because I was so tired of not being able to throw things at the posts I'd read while looking for something XI related or that was on the main page. While checking if things are on the AH.
I just don't click on them or even go to the site much anymore.

[AnnaMolly]

Sheeeeeit Work early, leave early, come home and an appraiser is coming to our house for some reason. It isn't for sale, we aren't being evicted so fuck it, I'm not cleaning up shit.

EDIT: Appraiser shows up in a beat-up 98 Honda. He's gonna think this hellhole is a castle.

[Tokitoki]

Sheeeeeit Work early, leave early, come home and an appraiser is coming to our house for some reason. It isn't for sale, we aren't being evicted so fuck it, I'm not cleaning up shit.

EDIT: Appraiser shows up in a beat-up 98 Honda. He's gonna think this hellhole is a castle.

They're assessing the property for tax purposes.

[AnnaMolly]

Probably.

[Sepukku]

Sheeeeeit Work early, leave early, come home and an appraiser is coming to our house for some reason. It isn't for sale, we aren't being evicted so fuck it, I'm not cleaning up shit.

EDIT: Appraiser shows up in a beat-up 98 Honda. He's gonna think this hellhole is a castle.

I assure you they think your hellhole is a hellhole, appraisers make rough wages regardless of whether they appraise nice houses, crap houses, or an even mix. He might get an extra $25-100 tops for doing a high end house and most appraisers by year 5 have seen enough spectacular homes to not be deceived into thinking even a well cleaned crap home is anything other than a crap home

[Spicyryan]

I assure you they think your hellhole is a hellhole, appraisers make rough wages regardless of whether they appraise nice houses, crap houses, or an even mix. He might get an extra $25-100 tops for doing a high end house and most appraisers by year 5 have seen enough spectacular homes to not be deceived into thinking even a well cleaned crap home is anything other than a crap home

I'd say he is pretty apathetic to appraising sheerly due to the fact he drives a 98 Honda.

[AnnaMolly]

I'd say he is pretty apathetic to appraising sheerly due to the fact he drives a 98 Honda.

Had a big-ass crease across the hood.

[Spicyryan]

Had a big-ass crease across the hood.

Like big butts and I can not lie.


BTW I hate American tourists. The natives in each country don't seem to understand how I call my own a "fungus" and how can I not like them in general.

But I am flying back to Germany tomorrow where I can play my game of how long can I pretend to be from Germany before someone notices or I have to say a lot in German.
Worked for Sweden too because I just say hej, ja, and tack/tack tack/tack sa mycket, and also look Swedish.
Then since I didn't reveal I'm English I'd have no idea what any announcements on the train or anything were and played "figure out we are changing trains" game. When I had to lose the game because the guy was talking a lot to me in Swedish once then the announcements went to English too

I'm gonna miss the Kanelbulle (like a cinnamon roll) too. That was a fun part of a day. Sweden has been my favorite country so far though.

[Josiahkf]

There is a new asura mule taru taru spamming pics and I swear half the time I think it's you spicy; You better tell me if you plan to go fuck with ffxiah lol

[Spicyryan]

There is a new asura mule taru taru spamming pics and I swear half the time I think it's you spicy; You better tell me if you plan to go fuck with ffxiah lol

Of course!

[FNH]

Put chicken in the oven last night for lunch the next day. Forgot about it and went to sleep. Woke up 7 hours later to charcoal smell and the fear I was going to have to fight a fire. Luckily no fire. Though I do keep thinking, "OMG I could have burned to death".

[AnnaMolly]

Of course!

Oh my...I should do something....but I can't so fucks aren't being given.

[Spicyryan]

Oh my...I should do something....but I can't so fucks aren't being given.

Always best to give fucks instead of receive fucks?



Right now I'm otw to Arlanda to fly to Berlin. Back to Germany, again-again! Bye Sweden ; ;

Edit: first night in Berlin and I bought 2L of beer from the bar after skipping dinner because I got here at 22:00+. I shouldn't come home less I face the fact I can't do this there. And by this I mean social alcoholism.
Having a great time with these two British chicks though.